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Mecha-Men we want to fight

Meet an unstoppable army of robo-bosses

Words: Tyler Nagata, GamesRadar US

Nobody likes Hitler. Mecha-Hitler, on the other hand, is irresistible. Maybe it’s the extra chainguns. Maybe it’s his over-sized armor. Whatever the reason, more metal seems to make boss fights more fun. Unfortunately, Mecha-Hitler - and his tiny toothbrush mustache - won’t be making an appearance in the next Wolfenstein game. But that can’t stop us from dreaming of other mecha-men we’d like to fight, right?

 

Why we want to fight him: He may not have been the best president. But if we have to fight an army of goons who speak Engrish as a second language, we want George W. Bush to be “the decider” who leads them.

 

Why we want to fight him: Because we’re afraid of him, okay? Bill O’Reilly is a scary, scary man. And since games have seemed to help us overcome our fear of gigantic mushrooms and floating gold coins, we figured they could help us come to terms with our phobia that people actually listen to this guy.


 
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tjfraz1  - 7 months 30 days ago 
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Unoriginal  - 7 months 30 days ago 
A final boss battle with Stephen Hawking sounds way cooler than it should.

Theres been a lot more activity from Mr. Nagata in the features lately. Keep it up, I really like your stuff.
GamesRadarTylerNagata  - 7 months 30 days ago 
Thanks Unoriginal!

Glad you liked it.

- Tyler
Z-man427  - 7 months 30 days ago 
good but short.

what about a Mecha-McCain. kick his goiter right off his neck
idlemindkiller  - 7 months 30 days ago 
good read. im always on the lookout for tylers stuff. goddamn robots
Montag  - 7 months 30 days ago 
Bill O'reilly.. Long live the NeoCon-Mecha-Freak

Go on destroy all who need universal healthcare, eliminate those who dare to earn less than $100000 per year.

Burn the wife child and family of all who regard having a social conscience as the defining part of all humanity.

Defile anybody who is a LIBERAL (capital letters should be associated with excessive drooling and spitting)

Scary, scary man

Oh what a buffoon
Montag  - 7 months 30 days ago 
..... oh that was all satire. Please, please, please Bill don't call for the death of all gamers as we are obviously evil and un-american liberals who want to take money from hard working Joe the Collonic Irrigationists types.

Seriously, Fox news might hate games now!
Rattlehead  - 7 months 30 days ago 
Robo-Colbert would be awesome. Missiles would launch from his mouth
excalibur912  - 7 months 30 days ago 
Minor correction: Stephen Hawking has ALS or Lou Gehrig's disease. Love the article!
noobmasteroftehworld  - 7 months 30 days ago 
i almost died when i saw the stephen hawking picture

great stuff, great stuff
Hobojedi  - 7 months 30 days ago 
Funny, but the Stephen Hawking picture is kinda sad.
lol at robo-robo-cop
Cwf2008  - 7 months 30 days ago 
@Rattlehead: No, a Robo-Colbert would just shoot you in the leg with Sweetness. And a Mecha-Bush...that would be fun to fight. Well until it drops dead after 2 punches
thefinalmax  - 7 months 30 days ago 
Stephen Hawking?? He already is part robot.
And Mecha-Bush would be lame. Mecha-Cheney, however, would provide for a great character for a betrayal plot-twist.
Cheney's on your side, but wait...BAM!! He's really a Robot and just shot you in the Face.
Tasty_Pasta  - 7 months 29 days ago 
Haha, the Robo-Robocop made me laugh so hard!
Defguru7777  - 7 months 29 days ago 
What about Robo-Lincoln?
reyalejandro13  - 7 months 29 days ago 
Robo-Jon Stewart+Robo-Stephen Colbert would make a devastating tag team. And maybe(I apologize to those who may find this to be in bad taste) ROBO-JESUS!
Rattlehead  - 7 months 29 days ago 
No, robo-dino-Jesus!
LordRevan111  - 7 months 29 days ago 
Any game that would let me destroy those two retards on page one is alright in my book
ssj4raditz  - 7 months 29 days ago 
What, no RoBrett Elston?
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