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Mecha-Men we want to fight

Meet an unstoppable army of robo-bosses

Words: Tyler Nagata, GamesRadar US

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Nobody likes Hitler. Mecha-Hitler, on the other hand, is irresistible. Maybe it’s the extra chainguns. Maybe it’s his over-sized armor. Whatever the reason, more metal seems to make boss fights more fun. Unfortunately, Mecha-Hitler - and his tiny toothbrush mustache - won’t be making an appearance in the next Wolfenstein game. But that can’t stop us from dreaming of other mecha-men we’d like to fight, right?

Why we want to fight him: He may not have been the best president. But if we have to fight an army of goons who speak Engrish as a second language, we want George W. Bush to be “the decider” who leads them.

Why we want to fight him: Because we’re afraid of him, okay? Bill O’Reilly is a scary, scary man. And since games have seemed to help us overcome our fear of gigantic mushrooms and floating gold coins, we figured they could help us come to terms with our phobia that people actually listen to this guy.

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Unoriginal - 8 months 15 days ago

A final boss battle with Stephen Hawking sounds way cooler than it should.

Theres been a lot more activity from Mr. Nagata in the features lately. Keep it up, I really like your stuff.

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GamesRadarTylerNagata - 8 months 14 days ago

Thanks Unoriginal!

Glad you liked it.

- Tyler

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Z-man427 - 8 months 14 days ago

good but short.

what about a Mecha-McCain. kick his goiter right off his neck

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idlemindkiller - 8 months 14 days ago

good read. im always on the lookout for tylers stuff. goddamn robots

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Montag - 8 months 14 days ago

Bill O'reilly.. Long live the NeoCon-Mecha-Freak

Go on destroy all who need universal healthcare, eliminate those who dare to earn less than $100000 per year.

Burn the wife child and family of all who regard having a social conscience as the defining part of all humanity.

Defile anybody who is a LIBERAL (capital letters should be associated with excessive drooling and spitting)

Scary, scary man

Oh what a buffoon

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Montag - 8 months 14 days ago

..... oh that was all satire. Please, please, please Bill don't call for the death of all gamers as we are obviously evil and un-american liberals who want to take money from hard working Joe the Collonic Irrigationists types.

Seriously, Fox news might hate games now!

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Rattlehead - 8 months 14 days ago

Robo-Colbert would be awesome. Missiles would launch from his mouth

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excalibur912 - 8 months 14 days ago

Minor correction: Stephen Hawking has ALS or Lou Gehrig's disease. Love the article!

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noobmasteroftehworld - 8 months 14 days ago

i almost died when i saw the stephen hawking picture

great stuff, great stuff

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Hobojedi - 8 months 14 days ago

Funny, but the Stephen Hawking picture is kinda sad.
lol at robo-robo-cop

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Cwf2008 - 8 months 14 days ago

@Rattlehead: No, a Robo-Colbert would just shoot you in the leg with Sweetness. And a Mecha-Bush...that would be fun to fight. Well until it drops dead after 2 punches

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thefinalmax - 8 months 14 days ago

Stephen Hawking?? He already is part robot.
And Mecha-Bush would be lame. Mecha-Cheney, however, would provide for a great character for a betrayal plot-twist.
Cheney's on your side, but wait...BAM!! He's really a Robot and just shot you in the Face.

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Tasty_Pasta - 8 months 14 days ago

Haha, the Robo-Robocop made me laugh so hard!

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Defguru7777 - 8 months 14 days ago

What about Robo-Lincoln?

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reyalejandro13 - 8 months 14 days ago

Robo-Jon Stewart+Robo-Stephen Colbert would make a devastating tag team. And maybe(I apologize to those who may find this to be in bad taste) ROBO-JESUS!

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Rattlehead - 8 months 14 days ago

No, robo-dino-Jesus!

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