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If video games were... candy bars?

Take a look at the tastiest games around

Words: Justin Towell, GamesRadar UK

Sometimes, games are so good we say they're 'good enough to eat'. That's usually not strictly true, of course - DVDs, Blu-Ray discs and the human mouth do not mix. But what if games were turned into candy bars? Now there's an idea.

If our Photoshop attempts are anything to go by, there's a huge market of untapped potential just waiting for some entrepreneur to take a lucrative bite. Just try not to dribble on the keyboard, alright?

Pika-Chew

Super Mario Galaxy

Viva Peanuta

Assassin's Greed

Cadbury Creme Eggman

Soul Cali-bar

Ridged Raisin

Milky Wii

Zombies Ate My Wafers


Got any more? Let us know your ideas for videogame chocolate delights in the comments and if we like them enough, we just might do a follow-up article.

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84 Comments
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skyline19  - 3 months 8 days ago 
Can you taste the randomness?

I aint gonna say the F word!
foxhound  - 3 months 8 days ago 
do mario galaxy bars taste of fat italian plumpers or just like space dust mmmmm greasy and dusty
Chronas  - 3 months 8 days ago 
Excellently well made, i love these kinds of articles, for some reason i broke down into laughter over 'milky wii'
quezzyman  - 3 months 8 days ago 
utterly pointless.. but great article!
dweller  - 3 months 8 days ago 
Resistance: Fall of Pecan, No More Joy, Resident Duds, and Ninja Gaidenrageous.

Yup, I looked at a candy list and my collection. This is what I came up with 5 minutes effort.
KillDrone  - 3 months 8 days ago 
The wrapper designs are very well done, good job.
rxb  - 3 months 8 days ago 
Beers of war? Not a chocolate bar but still sweet tasting all the same.
TRAVthe3RD  - 3 months 8 days ago 
milky wii sounds pretty nasty :s
tubster  - 3 months 8 days ago 
kindered faction???
HeavyTank  - 3 months 8 days ago 
Hahaha, awesome, they look really realistic!
AWESOME!
Dexsus  - 3 months 8 days ago 
Lies! Some of these are real, I just had a Milky Wii yesterday....

Also, you left out Biochoc.
Jordo141  - 3 months 8 days ago 
Some of the best photoshops I've ever seen.
Hurricrane  - 3 months 8 days ago 
I would eat Pika-Chew every day for all eternity... provided it dosn't taste like crap anyway
tomvevers  - 3 months 8 days ago 
OH I'VE GOT A GOOD ONE
HEHE
...
Chew-rok
(Turok)

HAHA I thought it was quite a funny one. :P
DoctorGordonFreeman  - 3 months 8 days ago 
Half-life Chew: Episode Goo. yum.
EclipseDj  - 3 months 8 days ago 
What about a chomp - here is my photoshop effort!

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/1361/chompchainbar.jpg
Doomwaffle  - 3 months 8 days ago 
Seriously. What the fuck.
GoldenMe  - 3 months 8 days ago 
Hah! What an article. Justin gots some photoshop talent.

And I want to see all the suggestions said in the comment page as well.

Maybe this as well: God o' Bar......ehh, go from there.
schmeidenkamp  - 3 months 8 days ago 
"Hot Shots Golf Balls"
"Katamari Gummies"
"Valkyria Crunchables"
schmeidenkamp  - 3 months 8 days ago 
"Shadow Of Molasses"
"Zone of The Endbar"
"Solid Snakes Snacky Cakes"
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