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8 of the lamest game endings ever

Oh... that's it?

Words: Dave Meikleham, GamesRadar UK

We hate rubbish endings. There's nothing more unsatisfying than becoming emotionally attached to a game for 10 or so hours and then have it end on a whimper. And sod everyone who says it's about the journey, not the destination. The following games all take you on a lovely Summer holiday... before tossing you out in the pouring rain and leaving you in the middle of nowhere.


How we wanted it to end

After battling for survival for 72 hours in a mall filled with the undead, unstable psychotics and the world’s most persistent and annoying janitor, it might have been nice to see Frank actually escape. Preferably while speeding away from a zombie-strewn explosion in a Jeep, triumphantly swinging a chainsaw above his head, while dressed like a twat.

How it actually ends

Frank screams his lungs out on top of a tank, surrounded by zombies. Right, Cheers for that Capcom. Nine resolution-free hours well spent.

How we wanted it to end

For Capcom to make some sense of the increasingly convoluted plot for the series. That, and have Jill and Chris cut through all the sexual tension and retire happily ever after together.

How it actually ends

Unfortunately, after hours of taming T-virus-addled Majini, we’re treated to a cheesy monologue by Chris. But there’s no reflection on a 13 year plot that’s spanned five games. Nope, there's just a cheesy last line that sounds like a shampoo commercial.

How we wanted it to end

Aside from trying to navigate the horrible labyrinth of corridors in the Wolfenstein-style sections in this SNES adventure, nothing is worse than getting chased by the invulnerable T-Rex. The perfect ending? The game would give us a rocket launcher and King Kong as a co-op buddy to take out the prehistoric pest permanently. Granted, it might be asking a lot for a console less powerful than your toaster.

How it actually ends

Screw you, Spielberg.

How we wanted it to end

We’d have liked the end to focus on resolving Harry Osborn and Peter Parker’s friendship (Harry just disappears after the final boss fight) rather than Sandman reuniting with his annoying kid. God, we hated her. An ending where Venom ate (or at least wounded her), now that would have been sweet.

How it actually ends

Unlike the film, the game completely glosses over Osborn’s death – you know, the only real emotional moment in the film. Instead, we’re left with a tacked on plot about Sandman's family reunion and an almost exact replica of the closing shot of Spider-Man. Great. Really, though, didn’t Sandy rob and kill people. No jail time for that anymore, huh?


 
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cortana  - 7 months 20 days ago 
dead rising did suck p.s FIRST
bioshocker  - 7 months 20 days ago 
ugh couldn't agree more with RE5
fighting for the safty of all man-kind what's he gonna say? "no"?
Xplosive59  - 7 months 20 days ago 
ugh the worst thing is that you feel ripped off after all your hard work especially when it says to get the real ending complete it on some freaking other difficulty
Corsair89  - 7 months 20 days ago 
Game: "Congradulations! You beat the game on Insanely Hard difficulty! Now, earn the REAL ending, you know with closure, by beating Insanely Hard Professional Expert difficulty!"

Me: "*#%@^*&^%$#!!!!!"
Ravenbom  - 7 months 20 days ago 
I still think Final Fantasy VII is up there with lamest endings, because WTF? I devoted 80 hours of my life to grinding through the game, investing in the characters, and I get almost no resolution. I wasn't even sure the world survived the ending of Final Fantasy VII.

The default ending, and probably the first ending that most people get in Chrono Cross, where you simply destroy the final boss and ignore the elemental part of the battle was a let down too for a 60 hour game.
Crankr  - 7 months 20 days ago 
Timeshift would have been in here if anyone's bored enough to get to the end.
noobeater  - 7 months 20 days ago 
fallout 3 annoyed me...sure it was a good little story endingbut i died being good like how i played it and yet i couldnt let fawesin...WHO IS IMMUNE TO RADIATION and the fact i had so many rad x and watever it was to get rid of it...i could have survived and stillbe good but no...i never got to see life with clean water again. it may have lemme if i could be assed to go back for the bad ending after being subjected to that terrible terrible ending

oh and lol to the guy above me comment.
noobeater  - 7 months 20 days ago 
let fawkes in the radiated room*
TrIp13G  - 7 months 20 days ago 
I agree, the Fallout ending was horrible, hopefully they'll rectify this with the Broken Steel expansion.
sft10  - 7 months 20 days ago 
yea i did really hate the ending of fallout.
you turn on the purifier pop you're dead
GAME COMPLETED
Unoriginal  - 7 months 20 days ago 
70% of NES & SNES games could replace Jurassic Park.

gj & FU
oryandymackie  - 7 months 20 days ago 
1. Cortana, SO not cool
2. Re5? What about Re4?
YOU END THE GAME WITH ASHLEY ON A BLEEPING JET-SKI!!!
P.s Cortana, you must feel really insecure, just grow a pair
fionnoh  - 7 months 20 days ago 
@oryandmackie: re4s ending was better than re5s. re4 stuck with the long held tradition of the place you just fought and narrowly escaped blowing the fuck up. 1 a mansion, 2 and three 1 town! 4, a freakin island!!

5? i guess you could say it blew something up, getting wesker with the rocket launchers. but its not really good enough.
HungryBeaver  - 7 months 20 days ago 
Couldn't agree more with most of theese. Especially RE5. Bad. Just bad. Why is there a trend with next gen games now with crappy endings. A few have decent ones but most suck. Why is this?
SWEDE7769  - 7 months 20 days ago 
What about Soul Reaver? The frickin' boss runs away after you kick the crap out of him. WTF?!?!
Mittenz  - 7 months 20 days ago 
I myself LOVED the RE5 ending, if only for Wesker screaming CHRIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Red  - 7 months 20 days ago 
Now that you mention it, it always did urk me how in the true ending of Dead Rising you don't actually see either Frank or Isabella escape. From the looks of it they are zombie chow by the time the screen fades to black.
Elbo444  - 7 months 20 days ago 
cortana, you need to learn to like good games, you own a Wii don't you? Dead Rising kicked ass, but the ending was pretty lame, good article
SerialkillerX  - 7 months 20 days ago 
Dead Rising actually has three or four, more or less, diferent endings in wich none of them Frank escapes. I guess Capcom realy whated to make the hole struggle to survive worthless.
Defguru7777  - 7 months 20 days ago 
I personally like the Arbiter. But Halo 2's ending could have been handled a little better.
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