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10 reasons why having a real bionic arm would be the best thing ever

It's good for more than just swinging

Words: Matt Cundy, GamesRadar UK

It extends. It retracts. It spins. It grips. It pulls. Bionic Arm is without doubt a very cool appendage. The bionically enhanced commando uses it to deflect bullets, swing like a baboon, toss exploding barrels about and, er, unscrew things. But if by some miracle of modern science or Frankensteinian butchery Bionic Arm could be grafted on to our own body, how would we utilize the magical telescopic limb?

That's the exact question we asked ourselves recently and it didn't take us long to arrive at the unanimous conclusion that having a real Bionic Arm would probably be the Best Thing Ever. Don't believe us? Here's 10 barely serviceable pictures crudely illustrating our reasoning...

Sept 18, 2008


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30 Comments
burningmunkey - 2 months 5 days ago
LOVE the art style! No really - its awesome!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
lewis42025 - 2 months 5 days ago
hilarious
Z-man427 - 2 months 5 days ago
I'd rather have a prehensile tail
KHfan - 2 months 4 days ago
lol

love the drawings
jamboy199three - 2 months 4 days ago
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lol

i love paint!!!!

do u want a chicken?
Juriasu - 2 months 4 days ago
Great.

And I do want a chicken!
Amnesiac - 2 months 4 days ago
It's okay, my ass is numb too.
frmonth - 2 months 4 days ago
lol the drawing and ideas are great i like the placard one the best lol
Tasty_Pasta - 2 months 4 days ago
Lol, arm wrestling Doc Ock!
georgeguy - 2 months 4 days ago
funny mini artical

lol pictures
TheBestEver - 2 months 4 days ago
do better
londonjack - 2 months 4 days ago
right on about the not getting up to change game discs, i dread that moment.
NelosAngelos - 2 months 4 days ago
High quality stuff there. If only I had a bionic arm...*sigh*
SpikeDelight - 2 months 4 days ago
All this is well and good but you forgot this isn't a Doc Ock tentacle it's a Bionic Arm that can only go up, diagonal or forwards, and you can't control how far it goes out or keep it there without latching onto something so it would probably be impractical in everyday life.

:D
bull06 - 2 months 4 days ago
woo no need for chairs with a bionic arm
ALF - 2 months 4 days ago
The things I could do with that arm.....
GamesRadar_MattCundy - 2 months 4 days ago
@SpikeDelight
Obviously you'd have to make a few technical adjustments before having Bionic Arm fused to your body. It'd be a pretty big commitment and having an arm that couldn't bend would probably be quite annoying I'd imagine.
ELpork - 2 months 4 days ago
How can you sit on it if its an arm?
bron1417 - 2 months 3 days ago
HAHA WOW. great drawings.
Shellghost - 2 months 3 days ago
i'd so rather Doc Ocks tentacles to a boinic arm anyday, like SpikeDelight said, it would be incredibly impractible unlike those kickass tentacles
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