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Sex sells!

See the most scandalous game ads and find out how they're trying to brain wash you... through your pants

No matter how unoriginal, boring, or shitty a game is, it can always benefit from a little boob treatment. Read our Top 7... games so bad they had to add breasts feature to catch our drift, and check out this ad for Pocket Pool.

Below: How do you make a game about knocking around 15 balls appealing to the average Joe? Just add girls like Pocket Pool

But the "just add girls" tactic seems to apply to big name titles too. Check out the girl to game ratios in the promos for DDR and Ninja Gaiden Sigma below.

Below: If you look really closely, you can kind of see DDR running behind the girl sucking her fingers and the one adjusting her panties

Below: This 14 second Ninja Gaiden Sigma ad shows about 2 seconds of the actual game


 
4 Comments
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O1993  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Prof you don't need to show game fotage to sell a game
afroninjakatana  - 4 months 16 days ago 
the last video is creepy. I want SexyBeach3 that game looks awesome. But another feature by gamesradar.
afroninjakatana  - 4 months 16 days ago 
I meant another great feature by gamesradar
magicman_88  - 3 months 27 days ago 
If it wasn't for GamesRadar life would be so boring.

:P
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