Sex sells. It sells everything from hamburgers to the vast quantities of toilet paper you’ll need after said sandwich. And of course, sex sells games too. In case you didn’t notice, GamesRadar is all about taking you straight to the sexy. After hosing you down with cosplaying cuties and the Top 7 Shower Scenes, we decided it was time to introduce you to the fascinating world of the Umbrella Girls. ...

Swear words are used in film, TV and games to glorious effect. But sometimes the sheer quantity of obscenity causes the words to lose their meaning. Ever the cultural explorers here at GR, we’ve compiled a list of the ten swearing-est games we could think of. Then we grabbed footage from the first hour of each, and chopped it down to just the dirty words. Very scientific.

Check it out. But remember: this video is categorically ...

Sunsets, love, war, babies, baby war… There’s just no telling when and where exactly musical inspiration will strike. Well, with the exception of this here article. Using GamesRadar’s collective knowledge of games and music, we managed to scrape together numerous instances of game soundtracks that were, let’s just says, all too familiar for an expose decades in the making. ...

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Tecmo Bowl: Kickoff for the DS won’t come packed with any official NFL teams or players, so it seems odd that the San Francisco 49er Gold Rush girls were called in to help kick off the unveiling of the game. But we’re not complaining and neither should you.

Scroll onward for shots of the Girl Rush girls doing their thing. There’s lots of gratuitous gyrating and ample cleavage to help remind you how much you loved ...