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Top 7... weirdest Street Fighter insults

From scary to stupid, we kick off Street Fighter Week with a look at the series' most ludicrous victory disses

Words: Mikel Reparaz, GamesRadar US

Guile's signature dis is memorable for three reasons: one, it's a dismissive, emasculating thing to say to someone whose face you've just turned into a pulpy mass of scar tissue. Two, he's ordering his opponents to pursue the life he left behind when he walked out on his wife and daughter. And three, he says it to Chun-Li. He says it to Chun-Li a lot. And when he doesn't say that, he asks her if she's "man enough" to fight him.

Either Guile is convinced she's hiding something, or he hates women. And frankly, given the way he mercilessly batters his way through female fighters and leaves his family in the lurch so he can run off to Thailand and avenge a war buddy, we're leaning toward the latter possibility. There's also this incriminating picture to consider:

 

See how he reacts to the sight of an empowered woman? That, friends, is textbook misogyny. Throw rocks at him - it's better than he deserves.


 
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Blastotron  - 1 year 2 days ago 
WRESTLE!!!
MacGyver1138  - 1 year 1 day ago 
I remember that voice! How difficult would it have been to get someone who could speak English to recite that line? And if there weren't subtitles, I wouldn't have any idea that he said, "Kiddo," because it sounds like "kidu."
Mr.Epic64  - 9 months 22 days ago 
Nis Trii Kidu.
sofaku  - 9 months 20 days ago 
nice article that was hilarious!!!
jdog2491  - 9 months 14 days ago 
good article just bought street fighter IV yesterday and Akuma would totally smack a baby
Coolnama  - 9 months 13 days ago 
Did you notice that Dhalism's skulls are smiling :O

Recaptcha: Federation 11 ? O_O xD
The_Lurcher  - 9 months 12 days ago 
great article was laughing all the way through it. did anybody actualy manage to do the April Fools joke?
charley235  - 9 months 12 days ago 
what's wrong with smacking babies?
gbiZZle08  - 9 months 11 days ago 
i wish street fighter 4 still used akuma's baby smacking quote
MoonPig  - 9 months 9 days ago 
"i will meditate then stroy u." ROFL! Pure breed ROFL!
Killing_Shadows  - 9 months 5 days ago 
Lmao, Honda is so fat. I'm pretty sure Akuma would smack a baby, he's evil enough to do it just to prove a point.

WTF's up with the bomb?
Synster  - 7 months 25 days ago 
"Is it a bear"? "OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY" "WRESTLE!" God that's hilarious. "Does it have Arms?" "Good Point" "It /Must/ be a Bear!" "WRESTLE!"

And that 1987 voice really would make me go after it till' I beat the pulp out of it multiple times. I see what you mean.
Kipp56  - 7 months 12 days ago 
I don't know about you guys, but that voice had me laughing my ass off for a good 5 minutes! Also, that last quote wouldn't have made any real sense even if it had been translated properly, so it's probably just as well that they messed up. It's also good to know that I'm not the only one who's creeped out/ afraid of Dhalsim.
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