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The Top 7… RPG towns that explode

Buy a few potions, chat up the locals and then watch it all burn

Words: Mikel Reparaz, GamesRadar US

There are lots of excellent reasons to want to blow up an RPG town. If you’re a villain, for example, you might level a place because it’s friendly to some resistance movement, or it’s in your way, or the heroes are stopping in briefly on their way to kill you. If you’re a game designer, you might do it to raise the stakes, or to give players some emotional reason to want the villain dead. And if you’re a player, it’s probably because you’re sick of listening to a bunch of cookie-cutter whiners ask for your help the same way over and over.

Whatever the reasons for their destruction, the following RPG towns are more than just truck stops crawling with monomaniacally chatty idiots and overpriced vendors. They’re populated powder kegs, doomed to explode spectacularly whenever some outside force decides they’ve used up their existence. And when they do, they’ll all tug at your heartstrings in unique ways - provided you’re not too distracted by the fireworks.

Oh, and: SPOILERS AHEAD!!



The town: A remote, unassuming mountain village inhabited by monster-summoners.

Exploded by: Protagonist/dark knight Cecil Harvey.

 

You don’t get to see much of Mist before it’s engulfed in flames, but what you do see remains etched in the memory of anyone who’s ever played through Final Fantasy IV’s opening act. Shortly after the game begins, you’re ordered to hike to Mist, free the town from a sinister dragon and deliver a ring as some kind of message from your king. Once you’ve killed the suspiciously nonaggressive dragon and wandered into the village, though, the nature of the message becomes clear:

 

Without your knowledge or consent, you were sent to assassinate an entire town, just because they posed some threat to your apparently evil king’s power. As the bomb creatures you brought with you zoom around just generally tearing the place a new asshole, you do the only sane thing: tense up, throw back your head and scream at the heavens like nobody ever does outside of movies.

 

But you’re not done yet. Oh no. As you and your best friend Kain stroll casually through the wreckage, offering no assistance beyond mild self-recrimination, you see a little girl crying over the body of her dead mother, whose life was apparently tied to the dragon you just killed. Again displaying a rare knack for doing the exact wrong thing, you inform the little girl that you killed the dragon, and half-heartedly try to explain why it wasn’t really your fault.

 

 

This, unsurprisingly, causes her to run away in horror and confusion…

 

… at which point she angrily summons an earth giant…

 

… which does even more damage to what’s left of the town.

 

Despite being a short-lived testament to the main character’s gross incompetence, Mist – and by extension FFIV - deserves recognition for subverting the whole “you’re a hero, go kill that thing and save that place” dynamic that dominated nearly every console RPG that came before it. What’s more, you're just as complicit in the massacre as Cecil, meaning his eventual redemption becomes yours as well. It's a pretty clever way to bring players closer to the story and – perhaps more importantly – it's fun to watch. Which you can do right now:


 
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GamesRadarHankMotherFuckingGilbe...  - 6 months 7 days ago 
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kubes  - 6 months 7 days ago 
lol hank MF G
very specific top 7 mikel but still great
Cyberninja  - 6 months 7 days ago 
ha ha very funny and have guys ran out of ideas yet?
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and second to last
jamminontha1n2  - 6 months 7 days ago 
why do towns have to blow up real good?
SumthingStupid  - 6 months 7 days ago 
That's a good list, and fallout 3 was first:)
Major_Wuss  - 6 months 7 days ago 
All great games.
Explosions are fun.
FrozenImplosion  - 6 months 7 days ago 
The second i saw the title i new megaton was going to be in here :)
girl  - 6 months 7 days ago 
so many explosions in final fantasy
Hurricrane  - 6 months 7 days ago 
rofls good article but it seems you guys are running out of ideas XD
garnsr  - 6 months 7 days ago 
You would think Square, being Japanese, would have an aversion to destroying cities. How many Final Fantasies don't destroy a city?
GearsofRabies  - 6 months 7 days ago 
might as well call it Top 7 town in final fantasy games that explode.
KatamariLovesSpock  - 6 months 7 days ago 
Hehe, I think Megaton was the only town out of those that I actually ENJOYED the explosion... >> Plus, Moira was annoying... I was hoping to kill her when I did that... >>
NeoKef  - 6 months 7 days ago 
God, only have played FFX & Fallout 3 on this list.

Hey a suggestion, can Gamesradar try to avoid using a certain game too much? Fallout was used last week, and FFVII been used a lot. I think it would be a good idea if there's a waiting period for certain games.
CuddlyBomber  - 6 months 7 days ago 
too much FINAL FANTASY!
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Defguru7777  - 6 months 7 days ago 
I knew Megaton would be on the list. And I love how every other one was Final Fantasy.

Interestingly enough, the option to nuke Megaton is removed in the Japanese version. Burke does not exist. I wonder why...

Oh yeah. Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

ReCaptcha: 3,600 weariest
Gonzo4Life  - 6 months 7 days ago 
i knew right away that meagaton was going to be atleast number three
kuz after all
how often do u git 2 nuke a whole f*cking city by yourself?
but yes CuddlyBomber. to much FF
C-C-C-C-ComboCro  - 6 months 7 days ago 
nobody has called 1st yet!!?!?!

1ST! now i win the game of commenting :P
AMayer  - 6 months 7 days ago 
I bet this entire article was inspired by Fallout 3's Megaton. Awesome work anyways though.
Vagrant  - 6 months 7 days ago 
HOLY WASN'T DEUS EX MACHINA!
It was...Uh...Magic. Look it totally makes sense in the context of the game, okay?
Lifestream was tho'.

Interesting top 7, but I did notice that only about two of them were actually towns.
I expected moar obscure JRPGs. Golden Son or Breath of Fire or some shiz.
Spybreak8  - 6 months 7 days ago 
You know I never really noticed it but this happens as well in Guild Wars (Prophecies Campaign). They level the city with fire and stone causing the player to jump ahead to a post apocalyptic world. It worked wondrous for me as I had explored the ruined world but I enjoyed seeing the transformation and new creatures. Interesting article, a lot of FF here.
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