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The Top 7... Games you don't want for Christmas

We round up the worst titles 2008 had to offer

Words: Tyler Nagata, GamesRadar US

On December 26th, the healing process can finally begin. Many will make their yearly pilgrimage to crowded malls in order to return all the unwanted presents they politely pretended to like the day before. Garbage cans will overflow with ravaged wrapping paper. Thoughts will turn towards the inevitable packing away of oversized Santa Clauses, gaudy strings of lights, and wilting Douglas firs. Soon, simple trips to the market won’t take twice as long as they should, there will be a significant decrease in the number of screaming children at shopping centers, and finding parking won’t be a problem.


Above: People are always willing to trample over their fellow man for a fancy piece of plastic if demand exceeds supplies

In case you can’t tell, some of us here at GamesRadar hate Christmas. Some of us loathe the crowds, the waste, the shopping, and the mandatory cheer. So we figured it’d be a good time to channel our Christmas contempt towards the worst games that 2008 had to offer, the ones you definitely do not want to receive this holiday.

Even the most die-hard Castlevania fans will find little to like in Konami’s frumpy fighter, Castlevania Judgment. The icky and overly emo character designs make Judgment one of the ugliest Castlevania games we’ve ever seen. Lengthy cutscenes that trigger every time you use one of the Hyper Finisher moves can’t be skipped, which quickly makes one of the game’s coolest features the most irritating. Clumsy controls and the way Judgment requires you to beat the story mode repeatedly just to unlock a decent amount of fighters only adds insult to injury.

 


Above: Ugh! Take a cold shower and put some clothes on, you slutty Simon! We’ll be playing Order of Ecclesia in the meantime


 
53 Comments
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Tasty_Pasta  - 10 months 25 days ago 
Bubble Bobble Double Shot? My God, who in their right mind would ever buy these?
Gingerbread  - 10 months 25 days ago 
lol homie rollerzz hahahhahahaha!!!!
DarthSackboy  - 10 months 25 days ago 
Please God no.... I hope to never touch these games.
Cryose  - 10 months 25 days ago 
...Why isn't that kid in the movie on the last page wearing any pants? If I was the other kid, I would've let him keep the present.

Ermm... Never mind, good article. Homie Rollerz actually made me chuckle a little.
GamesRadarCharlieBarratt  - 10 months 25 days ago 
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Please tell me that kid is wearing a diaper or underwear...
I can't tell!

According to the YouTube page, those two boys are teenagers now. How humiliating.
blootoon2  - 10 months 25 days ago 
i actually heard that dbz infinite world was pretty good and i do want it for christmas!
After all the ps2 is the only system i have!
after this game, dbz is leaving ps2 for good
TrIp13G  - 10 months 25 days ago 
I remember the first time I saw Homiez figurines in a gumball machine at Price Chopper. "Why are they all Mexican and Puerto Rican? Where are all the African-American homiez?", I think sounds like a good paraphrase of my initial thoughts.
skyguy343  - 10 months 25 days ago 
wow, its just perfection, i had that game, its deff. not worth it
climbing wolf  - 10 months 25 days ago 
Ohh...I like Hell's Kitchen (the show, screw the game)
georgeguy  - 10 months 25 days ago 
wow that video at the end was scary...

on the other hand great artical
Gatastrophe  - 10 months 25 days ago 
This didnt seem like a list of the worst games of 2008, but a list of the most publisized bad games of 2008(Castlevania Judgement and Rock Revolution).

BTW I loved how the reporter kept saying how ugly the cabbage kids were.
HungryBeaver  - 10 months 25 days ago 
@ GR Charlie...I don't think so...I thought I saw a little peek lol.
jimsondanet  - 10 months 25 days ago 
ewwwwwww you cant be that hungry, beaver
hopefully somebody will wake up an make a dbz mmo with no relation to the story whatsoever
GaMeZ4LiFe  - 10 months 25 days ago 
Wow this could quite possibly be the worst games known to man, these deserved to be burried with the E.T game in the middle of the nowhere.
Bronxx  - 10 months 25 days ago 
Pants.
zabu_san  - 10 months 25 days ago 
WOW, these games must be el terible for them to surpass "Wii Music" on this list...
NelosAngelos  - 10 months 25 days ago 
Just take the damn toy away from those two before I shove my yuletide foot up their chimneys. And this list just makes me glad all I ask for is money and gift cards for Christmas.
WiLdFiRe567  - 10 months 25 days ago 
perfect article hilarious finnish i would've put some runner ups but thats funny anyways
lucklesswonder  - 10 months 25 days ago 
I actually hadn't heard of a few of these.

And yeah. That last video makes me wanna get sterilized.
camo510  - 10 months 25 days ago 
lmao yeah who would really want rock revolution... lmao a triangle drumset :p
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