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How to pretend to play video games like a pro

Tips from Hollywood's finest that'll have you posing as a gaming guru

Words: Dave Meikleham, GamesRadar UK
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lucashintz  - 5 months 15 hours ago 
haha, great article.
Over1imit  - 5 months 15 hours ago 
Fantastic article :D
I think you should make a page dedicated on Hollywood's pro-est gamers :P
@ Hurricane: BBT FTW!
oryandymackie  - 5 months 14 hours ago 
Just keep muttering "tactical sniping position", "target located" and, my personal favourite, "damn it, RROD. I, Zac Efron will personally write to Microsoft complaining of this problem. (Takes snack of GamerBitez)."
oryandymackie  - 5 months 14 hours ago 
Is Week of Hate back then? BRING BACK WEEK OF HATE!!!!
deora2dude  - 5 months 12 hours ago 
BEST. ARTICLE. EVER.
gmilf71  - 5 months 12 hours ago 
lulz so true
thomashalpenny  - 5 months 11 hours ago 
"Every game requires intense mental concentration" - that guys mullet is crazy ReCAPTCHA:michael died ..... WTF!!!
EliteDog  - 5 months 11 hours ago 
Lol, Terminator 2.
Awesome article.
DasavageJ  - 5 months 11 hours ago 
LOL that was a funny article, I loved the dude in the store bein pissed off after he almost died cause he he was playin games on the job.
YabbaMyIcing  - 5 months 9 hours ago 
Thanks for the tips GR, now i will win all of my halo 3 tournamentzzzz with these proficinal sk1lllzzz!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!1!1!!
zayleffein  - 5 months 8 hours ago 
I always wondered why the hell video game commercials and tv shows showed people playing games like they had ape arms, and concentrating like they are pulling a leg numbing episode on the toilet in front of a TV screen. Thanks GR, now I know for sure that everyone in the world is fake. There goes my dreams.
Stabby_Joe  - 5 months 8 hours ago 
Where as a real pro barely batters an eyelid.
michaelmcc827  - 5 months 7 hours ago 
Wow really great article!!! So true!
Xeacons  - 5 months 6 hours ago 
What dorks! LOL! When I watch those clips I can't tell whether I'm insulted because of the stereotype, or busting a gut! Sex or games? Depends on your partner. I've had encounters where I would have rather played an hour of Cooking Mama.

On the other hand, I'm now married to a woman who, if I took her to E3, we'd spend the entire time in the hotel, finding new uses for the Wiimote! "E3? Maybe next year; turn on the rumble!"
PinkLenny  - 5 months 5 hours ago 
well i guess we can confirm that Bhouse563 has no girlfriend. also this crap is embarrassing. All of these problems could be fixed with 15 minutes discussion with 3 real gamers. pay each of them 5 bucks. Are video games just so pointless to these people they cant spent 15 minutes and 15 dollars on a little research?
Life  - 5 months 5 hours ago 
You know, it just seems like every guy I know, they are secretly envious of the guy who isn't on XBL because he's on a date.
GigantoBear  - 5 months 5 hours ago 
This article is fragging awesome.
Also, what is that movie with the two guys shooting at each other?
Defguru7777  - 5 months 4 hours ago 
Strange, I beat Call of Duty 4 on Veteran holding the controller comfortably. :(
Corsair89  - 5 months 4 hours ago 
All pressing buttons really hard and flailing around does is make your gaming performance worse, and makes you look like an idiot.


reCaptcha: harlot at 8:30 WTF?
Silvermech  - 5 months 4 hours ago 
HUZZA! I can now fool everyone that I am actually a gaming pro.
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