The designers of Crash Bandicoot obviously think that there's someone out there who desperately wants to be a tiny creature with a grin so punchably smug that it makes mince-haired motoring pundit Jeremy Clarkson seem almost bearable. People play videogames for the element of escapism - controlling a sinister secret agent or a warrior from the Wilderness of Death - but who wants to be a fuzzy little irritant?But we digress. Even if Crash Bandicoot is deeply unlikeable (and we think he is) it ...