2 years, 9 months ago Who was your first gaming crush?
Cortana, I didn't like her that much in Halo 1, but in Halo 2 and 3 I kinda had a thing for her, she was sexy, intelligent, funny, the occasional damsel in distress.
2 years, 11 months ago Videogames versus the real world – second showdown!
I've got some suggestions, platforms, physics, snowboard tricks, loan sharks (i.e. tom nook), headshots, viruses (i.e. resident evil), parasites, bringing your love back to life (Shadow of the colossus versus CPR).
3 years ago The 10 most pointless videogame subtitles ever
Crash Banditcoot: mind over mutant
because of course genetic abnormalities that usually lead to cancer have everything to do with martial arts.
3 years ago The 10 most pointless videogame subtitles ever
Gauntlet: Dark Legacy
according to the dictionary legacy means an amount of money or property left to someone in a will. So did you inherit cursed money? Debt? A really rundown house?
3 years ago Rygar: The Battle of Argus
@garnsr
I don't think John meant that women would like it because it was on the Wii, I think he meant because of the extreme vibrating combined with the smooth rectangular wiimote, let your imagination run wild.
3 years ago The greatest game on every platform
@stroypa
The problem with your concept of calling American football "yankee ball" is that such a name would make everyone think of baseball b/c the yankees are the most consistently dominant team. And I don't want people thinking about baseball when they're talking about American football b/c baseball sucks.
3 years ago The greatest game on every platform
@Pablos102030
You're not alone dude, I think that not only is that the best game on ps2, no disrespect to Okami, it's one of the best games ever.

unrelatedly, for PC 1990's I would have AOE2, I still play it online with my friends almost every week, it's just so well balanced and deep.
3 years ago Game levels that look like anuses
You guys forgot about those sphincter doors in Lost Planet
3 years ago Top 10 banned videogames
Actually Trip13G, they don't make you eat babies, that is a common misconception, they actually make you eat the SOULS of babies, which apparently taste like chocolate.
3 years, 1 month ago Stabbing through Killzone 2
You know I saw the same thing happen in rainbow six vegas, except of course that game doesn't have a knife. But if you run right up to A.I.s you can shoot them in the head point-blank without any difficulty, they have no idea what to do when you do something that stupid.
3 years, 3 months ago LittleBigPlanet's Offensive Lyrics
If I were Muslim I would find the removal highly offensive for the simple reason that they are likely doing it out of fear of the Muslim people.
3 years, 3 months ago LittleBigPlanet's Offensive Lyrics
This isn't a Theocracy, it is a Democracy. Though the 1 million Muslims in America may find it offensive to have this song in the game, the 20 million or so Athiests (such as myself) find it offensive when religious people are specially catered towards, especially when it interferes with freedom of speech, and in a Democracy, shouldn't the opinion of the far larger Athiest group count more?
3 years, 4 months ago Harvest Moon: Island of Happiness
this may surprise you but not technically having major flaws doesn't really make a game flawless, a completely realistic flight simulator is still boring as hell
3 years, 4 months ago LittleBigPlanet's level design: How easy is it?
omg I just realized you could totally make a 2d shadow of the collosus with this