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April 22, 2009
8:35 PM
zim831 commented on:
Who was your first gaming crush?
Cortana, I didn't like her that much in Halo 1, but in Halo 2 and 3 I kinda had a thing for her, she was sexy, intelligent, funny, the occasional damsel in distress.
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February 27, 2009
12:37 AM
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Videogames versus the real world second showdown!
I've got some suggestions, platforms, physics, snowboard tricks, loan sharks (i.e. tom nook), headshots, viruses (i.e. resident evil), parasites, bringing your love back to life (Shadow of the colossus versus CPR).
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February 07, 2009
2:23 AM
zim831 commented on:
The 10 most pointless videogame subtitles ever
Gauntlet: Dark Legacy
according to the dictionary legacy means an amount of money or property left to someone in a will. So did you inherit cursed money? Debt? A really rundown house?
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2:23 AM
zim831 commented on:
The 10 most pointless videogame subtitles ever
Crash Banditcoot: mind over mutant
because of course genetic abnormalities that usually lead to cancer have everything to do with martial arts.
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February 06, 2009
9:12 PM
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Rygar: The Battle of Argus (Wii): Rygar: The Battle of Argus
@garnsr
I don't think John meant that women would like it because it was on the Wii, I think he meant because of the extreme vibrating combined with the smooth rectangular wiimote, let your imagination run wild.
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January 30, 2009
12:42 AM
zim831 commented on:
The greatest game on every platform
@stroypa
The problem with your concept of calling American football "yankee ball" is that such a name would make everyone think of baseball b/c the yankees are the most consistently dominant team. And I don't want people thinking about baseball when they're talking about American football b/c baseball sucks.
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12:36 AM
zim831 commented on:
The greatest game on every platform
@Pablos102030
You're not alone dude, I think that not only is that the best game on ps2, no disrespect to Okami, it's one of the best games ever.

unrelatedly, for PC 1990's I would have AOE2, I still play it online with my friends almost every week, it's just so well balanced and deep.
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January 24, 2009
9:32 PM
zim831 commented on:
Game levels that look like anuses
You guys forgot about those sphincter doors in Lost Planet
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January 17, 2009
5:10 AM
zim831 commented on:
PlayStation 3 (PS3): Top 10 banned videogames
Actually Trip13G, they don't make you eat babies, that is a common misconception, they actually make you eat the SOULS of babies, which apparently taste like chocolate.
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January 10, 2009
9:46 PM
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Stabbing through Killzone 2
You know I saw the same thing happen in rainbow six vegas, except of course that game doesn't have a knife. But if you run right up to A.I.s you can shoot them in the head point-blank without any difficulty, they have no idea what to do when you do something that stupid.
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