The very last one: So true... so depressing...

Meh. That seemed tame. I'm not a fan of the costume, and definitely not the music. J-Pop Jazz = Really lame. The first DMC had the best soundtrack of all time.

Men have big muscles and guns, women are sexy and dangerous- it's what people WANT to be, in games. Lara Croft is just as equal to women as she may be "sexist". Real sexism comes from the games like 'Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball', 'Rumble Roses' and 'Sexy Beach 3' type games, where the women have no more personality than, "jump and jiggle". But a woman who kicks ass, even if she has big tits, isn't sexist. It's just confriming, "yes, we want this ideal character who is the best at both being seductive and ass-kicking". And who doesn't? Am I right?

Fallout 2 has a TON of pop culture homages in it, many of which are in direct reference to movies.
Not that it's from a movie- but does anyone else notice how Packie from GTA4 looks like he was modeled after the host of 'Cash Cab'?

Eric Sparrow made my blood boil back when I was just a young'n and didn't even know what rage was at the time. What a dick. Ultimate jackass loser of all time. Oh god did I hate him...

Miles Prower made me laugh. Goodness gracious, I don't care for that Sonic... that was a pretty funny pun, though.

"Tip 2: Due to the nature of this small map, it’s one of the easier ones to rack up a high number of kills on, meaning those with enough skill can reach that holy grail of kill streaks, the nuke..."

Honestly now. That is not a tip. That's just... a collection of words.

Besides the third-person Bond game that was released right after Goldeneye and Quantum of Solace, I've played and loved every Bond game. Agent Under Fire, Nightfire, Everything or Nothing... those games hold nothing but fond memories for me. Everything or Nothing was just a legitimately awesome game, and playing the multiplayer for Nightfire on the snow map with the castle and the small hut with the two cable-cars running through them? Pure heaven.
I do admit that the second Goldeneye was total crap (when I first read about a 'Goldeneye' being released I was so excited that they would remake the original RARE classic) and I can't speak for Quantum of Solace, but don't rag on the other games. They were good shit.

Ah Goldeneye... so many great memories with you. Getting lost on the 'Silo' and 'Statue' levels... -sigh- yeah those were bitches.

"Part Tina Fey and part Mona Sax" LMAO
I'm still curious as if to I should get this game or not. mainly good reviews, and I loved everything DMC, but it looks a bit TOO off the wall.

threesome with Dog and Shale! Yeeeaaaaaaaahhhh!

The website page that was linked from the Tony Hawk ride game got my blood boiling. Only FOX news gets me angrier and more uncomfortable than a bunch of soccer-moms who have no idea what they're talking about. I wanted to punch everything I saw on that page, along with everyone who commented on it.
(Spoiler Alert, by the way: My 'Jack Thompson' Gamer rage hasn't even begun to be unleashed)
The Rogue Warrior game looked like shit, as well, but I admit that I laughed at how they managed to make some of those lines rhyme. Pretty funny. Although unlike CoD, the beat sucked major balls.

I'm going to stick with, "Zakhaev, haha, hand up"
Great article, though. I think that the Kurt Cobain incident qualified for both the industry's biggest dick move as well as the cash grab.

That was awesome. I'd like to see more of these! :)

AND MICHAEL PHELPS WAS WORTH LIKE AT LEAST 50g I MEAN COMON N00BS.

Oh Dante, what can you NOT do? Best game character of all time, in my opinion.

There were much more shocking moments than some of these. Hot Coffee was about 50 times more shocking than Stubbs' stubby dick.

I gotta agree with Ironarm. I liked Enter the Matrix. Granted the plot was shit and it was buggy as hell and got really redundant, at the time I was young and highly entertained by the bull(shit)et-time gunplay.
Looking back, the game wasn't that great and I could never beat it due to a gamebreaking glitch, but whatevs.

Next Christmas, Rockband should put in some "Halford: Winter Songs" along with that Trans Siberian Orchestra :D

"Bayonetta is far more likable and interesting than Dante"

Are you fucking with me?

The bit you wrote under "My Boyfriend" had me laughing more than a laughaholic.

This article immediately sent me to Urbandictionary.com searching for 'Hanada'. The results aren't as funny as I expected, though...

I don't think that it will take place long after the game.
For an Earthquake to hit and a whole new arkham to be made, that would take some time.
I'm guessing that by the looks of Joker Looking about 70 now and Harley still looking as young as before (plus the same blackgate prisoners' pants and the relatively young age that the already-known villains are required to be at for the game's action), the titan serum caused premature aging.

I remember being surprised recently by the number of people playing Splinter Cell: Double Agent online. Well, it wasn't THAT recently, it was probably half a year ago, but nonetheless I expected that game to be deader than dead.
How is GTA4 doing? It's been a while since I gave that multiplayer a whirl.

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