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2 years ago 8 things about life that you can learn from Tetris
The very last one: So true... so depressing...
2 years ago Video: Bayonetta's sexiest moves in slow-motion
Meh. That seemed tame. I'm not a fan of the costume, and definitely not the music. J-Pop Jazz = Really lame. The first DMC had the best soundtrack of all time.
2 years ago Are video games really sexist?
Men have big muscles and guns, women are sexy and dangerous- it's what people WANT to be, in games. Lara Croft is just as equal to women as she may be "sexist". Real sexism comes from the games like 'Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball', 'Rumble Roses' and 'Sexy Beach 3' type games, where the women have no more personality than, "jump and jiggle". But a woman who kicks ass, even if she has big tits, isn't sexist. It's just confriming, "yes, we want this ideal character who is the best at both being seductive and ass-kicking". And who doesn't? Am I right?
2 years, 1 month ago 14 games that borrowed their best bits from movies
Fallout 2 has a TON of pop culture homages in it, many of which are in direct reference to movies.
Not that it's from a movie- but does anyone else notice how Packie from GTA4 looks like he was modeled after the host of 'Cash Cab'?
2 years, 1 month ago The 12 most annoying sidekicks EVER
Eric Sparrow made my blood boil back when I was just a young'n and didn't even know what rage was at the time. What a dick. Ultimate jackass loser of all time. Oh god did I hate him...

Miles Prower made me laugh. Goodness gracious, I don't care for that Sonic... that was a pretty funny pun, though.
2 years, 1 month ago Modern Warfare 2 multiplayer maps guide
"Tip 2: Due to the nature of this small map, it’s one of the easier ones to rack up a high number of kills on, meaning those with enough skill can reach that holy grail of kill streaks, the nuke..."

Honestly now. That is not a tip. That's just... a collection of words.
2 years, 1 month ago Big games that hardly anyone cares about anymore
Besides the third-person Bond game that was released right after Goldeneye and Quantum of Solace, I've played and loved every Bond game. Agent Under Fire, Nightfire, Everything or Nothing... those games hold nothing but fond memories for me. Everything or Nothing was just a legitimately awesome game, and playing the multiplayer for Nightfire on the snow map with the castle and the small hut with the two cable-cars running through them? Pure heaven.
I do admit that the second Goldeneye was total crap (when I first read about a 'Goldeneye' being released I was so excited that they would remake the original RARE classic) and I can't speak for Quantum of Solace, but don't rag on the other games. They were good shit.

Ah Goldeneye... so many great memories with you. Getting lost on the 'Silo' and 'Statue' levels... -sigh- yeah those were bitches.
2 years, 1 month ago Sexy fan art: Bayonetta edition
"Part Tina Fey and part Mona Sax" LMAO
I'm still curious as if to I should get this game or not. mainly good reviews, and I loved everything DMC, but it looks a bit TOO off the wall.
2 years, 1 month ago Dragon Age: Origins - romance and recruitment guide
threesome with Dog and Shale! Yeeeaaaaaaaahhhh!
2 years, 1 month ago The Anti-Awards 2009
The website page that was linked from the Tony Hawk ride game got my blood boiling. Only FOX news gets me angrier and more uncomfortable than a bunch of soccer-moms who have no idea what they're talking about. I wanted to punch everything I saw on that page, along with everyone who commented on it.
(Spoiler Alert, by the way: My 'Jack Thompson' Gamer rage hasn't even begun to be unleashed)
The Rogue Warrior game looked like shit, as well, but I admit that I laughed at how they managed to make some of those lines rhyme. Pretty funny. Although unlike CoD, the beat sucked major balls.

I'm going to stick with, "Zakhaev, haha, hand up"
Great article, though. I think that the Kurt Cobain incident qualified for both the industry's biggest dick move as well as the cash grab.
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