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9 days 1 hour ago on The 7 most beautifully animated 2D games
So wait...on Super Robot Tenshin whatever, the ladies' boobs grow bigger for their special attacks, and its like an instant win? Usually that only happens in bed. lol.
3 months 22 days ago on 12 videogame stories that jumped the shark
Y'know what? Srew you, gamesradar! I found the "getting off your board" concept in tony hawk rather fun, and it provided a change of pace to the tony hawk series. And the plots ARE good, even IF most of them are "boy wants to be pro and becomes one". So shove that in your juicebox and suck it dry!!!!
3 months 25 days ago on Street Fighter IV (Xbox 360): How not to be a total jerk online in SFIV
If I do ever get SF4, I would only use the randomizer online. I mean, It keeps my mind guessing. One moment I may be doing a "Hudooooken!!", the next Im screaming "Sonic boom!!". One moment Im Chun-Li, kickin ass (hehe..."kickin" ass...) The next Im Holding my ground as Blanka. Keep guessin.
4 months 3 hours ago on What the hell happened to 2009?
Damn. I wanted to play I am Alive. And it was supposed to come out this month too! though Im still looking forward to Assasins creed 2, L4D2, a boy and his blob, and kingdom hearts. PS can anyone explain why littlebigplanet is on there? Its al ready released. what the hell?
4 months 16 days ago on The Top 7... Game bad guys you didn't want to kill
I agree with:
1:The spooted bulb...things...
Random dude: Who knew Olimar was evil?
Me: Dude. He crashed on a random planet, enslaved the planets inhabitants, forced them to rebuild his ship, used them to kill the other planet inhabitants, Adn used the dead ones to make MORE inhabitants to enslave! how could he NOT be evil?!?!?!
2: Big daddies
"Wake up mr bubbles!"
"Little girl, mr bubbles is dead."
"Hes...dead?*sniff*"
"Ya, I had to kill him to get to you."
"Will you protect me then?"
"No, Im here to rip you apart and harvest the slug-thing in your body."
"Thank y-wait, what?"
3:The Colossi
"So how do I get my wife back? I guess I could go and kill 13 big moving statues called Colossi just to (SPOILERS!) become evil in the end. or I could move on. But thats no fun."

The only one I dont feel bad about is GlaDoS. she was an ass to start with, and frankly, from my discription of Olimar above, shes basicially Olimar and youre one of her pikmen. she deserves to die.
6 months 2 days ago on 100 Little Things We Love About GTAIV
am i the only one that notices the joke put on niko's profile:
niko was guilty for grand theft auto in the videogame grand theft auto 4. see what i mean
9 months 14 days ago on The fantastic origins of your favorite games
the guitar hero actually looked pretty good
9 months 15 days ago on The Top 7... Controversies Waiting to Happen
you shouldve added gta's "hot coffee" mod. man that sh*t started the whole media saying video games are bad crap. ps 7th!
10 months 27 days ago on PC (PC): 101 things you didn't know about games
i love this article

ps 12TH!!!
10 months 27 days ago on 101 MORE things we've learned from games
61ST!!!

cool article. you forgot a one

you can be in an island, or sky scaper, of any surface while fighting someone mano-y-mano
but you can only fight in an EFFIN STRAIGHT LINE.
10 months 29 days ago on The complete history of Grand Theft Auto
wow even in the old days gta had a free sandbox world
ps first!
1 year 2 days ago on 101 things we've learned from videogames
103:any RPG:your opponants will wait FOREVER until you make your move

104:the sims:NO ONE speaks proper english

105:assassins creed:some woman can...no,WILL insist you give her money,but if you hurt her in any way,shape,or form, everyone hates you.
1 year 2 days ago on 101 things we've learned from videogames
u forgot one thing:

102:halo 3:you may have fallen from space but youll die if you fall in water