7 months ago Final Fantasy XIII-2: Shut up and look at these amazing screenshots
They're making a sequel for one of the worst games of all time? Haven't they learned their lesson from FF X-2, the sequel to another one of the worst games of all time?
7 months, 3 weeks ago Supreme Court strikes down controversial law, upholding gaming's First Amendment rights
Wait - you're telling me that the Supreme Court actually upheld the First Amendment to videogames, and now we are one step closer to their being no age restriction for videogames?

No, no, I'm just dreaming. Excuse me, but I'm going to go dance around like a fool and give my life savings to charity and kiss a woman on the streets in an attempt to live this dream to it's fullest.
7 months, 3 weeks ago The Top 7... Best games of 2011 (so far)
Ignore all those cries of "YOU JUST PICKED PORTAL 2 TO BE TEH BEST GAME CUZ UR VALVE WHORES RAAAARGH". You made the right choice.
11 months, 1 week ago Valve still 'kicking around' scrapped Portal 2 puzzle mechanic
Oh my lord...the apocalypse is happening...

I mean, IT'S CALLED PORTAL, you can't have it WITHOUT THE FREAKIN' PORTAL GUN.

Portal was, and so far, still is, the best game ever. Portal 2 was supposed to ADD ONTO THAT, not take stuff away!!!

But at the same time, I'm curious. Knowing Valve, they might be able to pull it off. They're Valve, after all.
11 months, 4 weeks ago Bulletstorm review
I admit, you've intrigued me. Portal is by far the best game in the world, but if this is better than that, I might have to pick it up.
1 year, 1 month ago Fallout: New Vegas Unique Weapons guide
This might just be a coincedance, but when I first saw "That Gun" for sale, it costed exactly 1337 caps. I'm not sure if it's intentional, but that phrase is commonly known as "Elete", meaning text talk.

I LOLed at it.
1 year, 1 month ago 2010’s best DLC and downloadable games
Comic jumper wasn't a disappointment. It was repetitive, yes, and extremely challenging, yes. But the humor was enough to save it.

Other than that, I agree with everything on this list.
1 year, 9 months ago 3D Dot Game Heroes Apple Shard, Magic Up and Small Block Guide
Very cool game, wish I had it. This would help me out a lot.

PS...*sigh* I have to say it...first.
2 years, 2 months ago The 7 most beautifully animated 2D games
So wait...on Super Robot Tenshin whatever, the ladies' boobs grow bigger for their special attacks, and its like an instant win? Usually that only happens in bed. lol.
2 years, 6 months ago 12 videogame stories that jumped the shark
Y'know what? Srew you, gamesradar! I found the "getting off your board" concept in tony hawk rather fun, and it provided a change of pace to the tony hawk series. And the plots ARE good, even IF most of them are "boy wants to be pro and becomes one". So shove that in your juicebox and suck it dry!!!!
2 years, 6 months ago How not to be a total jerk online in SFIV
If I do ever get SF4, I would only use the randomizer online. I mean, It keeps my mind guessing. One moment I may be doing a "Hudooooken!!", the next Im screaming "Sonic boom!!". One moment Im Chun-Li, kickin ass (hehe..."kickin" ass...) The next Im Holding my ground as Blanka. Keep guessin.
2 years, 6 months ago What the hell happened to 2009?
Damn. I wanted to play I am Alive. And it was supposed to come out this month too! though Im still looking forward to Assasins creed 2, L4D2, a boy and his blob, and kingdom hearts. PS can anyone explain why littlebigplanet is on there? Its al ready released. what the hell?
2 years, 7 months ago The Top 7... Game bad guys you didn't want to kill
I agree with:
1:The spooted bulb...things...
Random dude: Who knew Olimar was evil?
Me: Dude. He crashed on a random planet, enslaved the planets inhabitants, forced them to rebuild his ship, used them to kill the other planet inhabitants, Adn used the dead ones to make MORE inhabitants to enslave! how could he NOT be evil?!?!?!
2: Big daddies
"Wake up mr bubbles!"
"Little girl, mr bubbles is dead."
"Hes...dead?*sniff*"
"Ya, I had to kill him to get to you."
"Will you protect me then?"
"No, Im here to rip you apart and harvest the slug-thing in your body."
"Thank y-wait, what?"
3:The Colossi
"So how do I get my wife back? I guess I could go and kill 13 big moving statues called Colossi just to (SPOILERS!) become evil in the end. or I could move on. But thats no fun."

The only one I dont feel bad about is GlaDoS. she was an ass to start with, and frankly, from my discription of Olimar above, shes basicially Olimar and youre one of her pikmen. she deserves to die.
2 years, 8 months ago 100 Little Things We Love About GTAIV
am i the only one that notices the joke put on niko's profile:
niko was guilty for grand theft auto in the videogame grand theft auto 4. see what i mean
2 years, 12 months ago The fantastic origins of your favorite games
the guitar hero actually looked pretty good
3 years ago The Top 7... Controversies Waiting to Happen
you shouldve added gta's "hot coffee" mod. man that sh*t started the whole media saying video games are bad crap. ps 7th!
3 years, 1 month ago 101 things you didn't know about games
i love this article

ps 12TH!!!
3 years, 1 month ago 101 MORE things we've learned from games
61ST!!!

cool article. you forgot a one

you can be in an island, or sky scaper, of any surface while fighting someone mano-y-mano
but you can only fight in an EFFIN STRAIGHT LINE.
3 years, 1 month ago The complete history of Grand Theft Auto
wow even in the old days gta had a free sandbox world
ps first!
3 years, 1 month ago Cheats from the Crypt
first woo