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I will never, ever, ever forget the hours and hours I sunk into Gauntlet Legends on the Dreamcast with my friend over the summers of third and fourth grade. Of course, in retrospect it's a pretty mediocre game, but when you're in third grade it is completely bad-ass to have your green archer pull out a MASSIVE bow and shoot dozens of arrows all at the same time. Ah, how many times I heard "Green Archer is about to die!" I'll never forget you, Gauntlet.

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2 months 22 days ago on 26 hilariously painful crashes of Trials HD

So, I have the Steam version of Trials (Trials 2 Second Edition or whatever) and I'm wondering if there's enough new content in the XBLA version to warrant the purchase. Anyone know?

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4 months 15 days ago on The 5 worst things about Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li

Wait, I entered a perfectly good picture into the drawing. I still want it! Pleeease GR, send me this movie!

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4 months 22 days ago on Classic mistakes rookies always make

Hey, I mix up which character I am all the time in Geometry Wars multiplayer. does that count?

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4 months 29 days ago on EXCLUSIVE G-Force enemy bios

Seconding Titanguy.

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5 months 2 days ago on Win Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li!

Gah. Visual arts are too hard. How about giving us some acoustic arts challenges sometimes, GR?

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5 months 12 days ago on The Sims 3 celebrity freak show!

So is Homer Simpson!

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5 months 21 days ago on QOTW: What's the angriest you've been at a game?

Leaderboards on Geometry Wars 2. I've sunk so many hours getting so close, but a stray shape always gets me... Grr.

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6 months 10 days ago on QOTW: What game are you most ashamed you never beat?

Grand Theft Auto IV. I got about halfway through, then my save corrupted and sent me back about a quarter of the game. Just all too frustrating.

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6 months 17 days ago on QOTW: What game do you always go back to?

Aww, man, Gauntlet Legends, on the Dreamcast. In retrospect, it was a pretty mediocre game, but back in 4th grade or so my friend and I would play it for hours and hours during the summer.

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6 months 24 days ago on QOTW: What's your biggest hobby aside from gaming?

Heh, funny story. One of my hobbies outside of gaming is parkour/tricking with some of my friends. Think Mirror's Edge but at a playground, dodging little kids instead of cops. So when I heard about Mirror's Edge coming out, I got really really pumped and, of course, preordered it. They released a really cool video with some neato tricks in it that I hadn't thought of. So my first impulse was to go try them out. I ended up breaking my wrist as a result, and had to sit and watch my brother play Mirror's Edge when it came out. Painful.

recaptcha: Comb Officer.

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7 months 10 days ago on Who was your first gaming crush?

Samus is my one and only.

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7 months 18 days ago on Fallout 3: The Pitt

I agree with every aspect of this review. It was fairly fun to play through, but left me with a feeling of "...so what now?" I don't feel attached to the area and doubt I'll make many trips back even though they made a big deal about making it a replayable area. Eh.

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8 months 13 days ago on Gaming's biggest price drops

I couldn't believe it when they announced that they were price-dropping L4D. Too bad I already bought it...

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8 months 13 days ago on The most misleading game ads of all time

I gotta say, I do like the usage of Chopin for the Halo ad. All in all, I think that still was quite a cool ad...

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8 months 15 days ago on The Top 7… games you either love or hate

Man, even as an unshamed "X-Bot" I never really found a part of the Halo hype... I'm quite content with my CoD4 and Fallout3, thanks much.

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9 months 15 days ago on Box art sport stars that went wrong...

Good thing I don't play sports games..