January 29, 2012
5:36 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
Where do 2012's presidential candidates stand on videogames?
theschwartzb: "But the whole "left/right" schtick is just a ruse...
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5:28 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
Where do 2012's presidential candidates stand on videogames?
theschwartzb: I think I see another InfoWars fan. Go Alex Jones!...
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5:23 PM
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November 05, 2011
11:07 PM
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11:03 PM
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GR’s weekend giveaway: Skyrim Collector’s Edition
theschwartzb: I have been waiting entirely too long for this gam...
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August 10, 2010
9:06 PM
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9 games that had sex needlessly shoehorned into them
Yes, I would also like to know the answer to KNITEpanda's question.
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August 06, 2010
1:05 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
GamesRadar's Trailer Trash Theatre - Episode 7
I know this has been said many many times, but if you are going to type "first" please actually be first. Also, gotta love a cao cao with udders.
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August 02, 2010
1:55 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
Gamers stop robbery and beat up hardened criminals... kind of
Shit, if they didn't have any guns or knives, I would fight back too.
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July 24, 2010
10:37 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
GR’s Saturday Giveaway: Super Sweet Bethesda Sweatshirts
speaking of*, my bad on the typo...............seriously, when is it coming out?
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10:36 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
GR’s Saturday Giveaway: Super Sweet Bethesda Sweatshirts
Speaking on Bethesda, WHEN THE FUCK IS ELDER SCROLLS V COMING OUT!?!!!11?11!!
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July 07, 2010
8:37 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
Why people still play RuneScape
I didn't get through the tutorial to this game before I got bored and quit this (in my opinion) terrible game.
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June 17, 2010
12:40 AM
theschwartzb commented on:
E3 2010: The sexy sexy booth babes picture gallery
Is it just me, or is that zombie girl one sexy bitch?
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June 01, 2010
10:29 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
World of Warcraft: Cataclysm (PC): Avatar Days puts online personas into perspective
I play WoW on a regular basis and that video was too nerdy for me (it seemed to me these guys play on RP servers).
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May 27, 2010
2:45 AM
theschwartzb commented on:
FREE MMOs that look better than WoW
Good graphics =/= good game.
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2:12 AM
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When was the last time a game took over your life?
Although I don't play it anywhere near as much as I used to, I would have to say Starcraft/ SC: Brood Wars if only because I've been playing it for 10+ years now.
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May 22, 2010
10:24 PM
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StarCraft II (PC): StarCraft II blowjob girl returns with another “unbeatable” strategy
I got about halfway through the first video before I broke out into uncontrollable sobs at what is (I desperately hope) a very terrible attempt at a comedic video.
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May 13, 2010
5:54 AM
theschwartzb commented on:
How to be a bastard in StarCraft II
Wish I could play the SC2 beta... I'd prolly be in the copper ladder tho.
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May 10, 2010
8:06 AM
theschwartzb commented on:
61 terrible videogame shirts you must never wear
You know what T-Shirt you should also never wear but isn't video game related? The Vote for Pedro T-Shirt. That movie sucked donkey sack and anything based off of it sucks just as hard.
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7:49 AM
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6 most important game consoles of all time ever
Oh, and... @ Clovin64 If you think this article has a lot of comments, you should go check out the article by Jim Sterling that Felixthecat posted a link to.
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7:41 AM
theschwartzb commented on:
6 most important game consoles of all time ever
I know this has been said already, but it seems as if multiple people haven't caught on yet. This article is about the 6 most important consoles, or in other words, the consoles that brought something completely revolutionary to gaming. This is not about which game console is the best, or what he thinks are the best, so you dont need to comment about why you think a certain console should be on hear because it's "the best console and why is it not in this article?"
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May 09, 2010
5:42 AM
theschwartzb commented on:
Five gameplay elements Doom invented that nobody stole
Definitely infighting and several terrifying monsters in Fallout 3. I quite frequently come upon fights between one faction and feral ghouls, such as super mutants v feral ghouls or raiders v feral ghouls. Also feral ghoul reavers, deathclaws, and super mutant behemoths are all very fast hit incredibly hard and are recurring (the super mutant behemoths to a lesser extent, although they do show up several times in the game, just not as much as the reavers and the death claws.) In fact, there is a town called 'Old Olney' that is full of nothing but deathclaws.
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May 05, 2010
12:07 AM
theschwartzb commented on:
8 games that let you kill animals
Several games that were not mentioned in this article have been pointed out in the comments.... several times apiece. Please stop whining about every game you think should be in this article and just enjoy what is already in it.
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April 07, 2010
4:16 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
5 ways to get fit while gaming
lawl at level 80 muscles.
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April 05, 2010
11:59 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
The Top 7... Classic books that would make amazing games
The story of The Heart of Darkness was decent enough, but it was written so very boringly (excuse me if that is not a recognized word). I also don't think it would make it good game.
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11:46 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
Gaming's coolest Easter Eggs
I like the reference to Frodo in Oblivion during the quest "Unfriendly Competition".
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April 04, 2010
7:04 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
Huge new Sexy Fan art gallery
^ what he said.
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4:40 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver boss battle guide
When the hell was Brock black? I always thought he just had a good tan.
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April 03, 2010
10:51 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
If game developers made TV shows
/agree with ventanger
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March 31, 2010
11:42 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver starter strategy guide
Just so no one else can get it.
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March 22, 2010
6:16 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
100 reasons fanboys hate shooters
Loved the achievement farmer pic.
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February 04, 2010
3:35 AM
theschwartzb commented on:
Dante's Inferno (Xbox 360): Dante's Inferno
Ever since God of War came out, I had wanted to play it and its sequels, I just couldn't afford to buy a playstation for just a couple games. So, I was ecstatic when I first heard about a game being made that was similar to God of War, but also available on the 360. Now this review kinda pissed me off in that it's clear that Visceral didn't want to make something on par with God of War, they just wanted to make some money without having to put too much effort into a "new game". Thanks Visceral.
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November 11, 2009
7:56 AM
theschwartzb commented on:
Modern Warfare 2 (Xbox 360): Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
I've only played about 4 or 5 of the missions in the single player, and none of the multiplayer yet, however, this game so far is AMAZING. I play it on hardened, and I am able to get through the missions without being bored because I can just run up and stab people in the throat, but not so hard that I have to repeat segments 20 times. The weapons and the addons to the weapons (like the heartbeat sensor) are really fun to use, and I especially like the weapons that are more than just slightly changed from weapons in MW 1 (such as the dual wielding automatic pistols). At times, it seems like the guys im fighting know exactly where I am, and know exactly where and when to shoot as I come out of cover, which can be a bit frustrating, but honestly, frustration is a sign of a challenging game, and its not so frustrating that I feel like putting the game away. Honestly, I wouldn't give this game a 10, but probably a 9.5 or 9.75, just shy of perfection. Oh, and I just wanted to point out, doesn't it seem like in all the comments where there was terrible grammar and very little punctuation, they seemed to be flaming the game with stupid reasons to flame it, while the more reasonable and sensible comments seemed to be the ones praising it? I'm not saying all of the comments flaming the game to some degree or another are made up of idiots who barely know any grammar, but those of you who do flame with stupidity.... It makes your arguments against a game look really stupid when you have terrible grammar and terrible reasons to bash a game. Just saying you should probably try to make your comment coherent before you post, and make sure your post isn't just one long sentence with nary a period in sight.
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November 06, 2009
8:13 AM
theschwartzb commented on:
65 things that look like Pac-Man
ReCaptcha: wriggly Cunningams..... wtf That is all.
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7:50 AM
theschwartzb commented on:
Left 4 Dead 2 - Easter eggs and details
That was one badass trailer.
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October 31, 2009
7:24 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
God of War II (PS2): God of War II week, day 5: the nudity
*Sigh* Sensorship ftl. might as well.. first
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October 30, 2009
11:37 PM
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4:42 AM
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Video game characters zombified
Zombie Pacman will disturb me for the rest of my life. I will be sending you my psychiatrist bill.
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October 08, 2009
4:19 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
78 things GamesRadar hates about gaming
Number 78 was definitely my favorite. Hell, I would've been satisfied if that had been the only one in this article.
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3:18 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
6 things about games that aren't true
rofl, i just saw the heading "All Koreans are good at Starcraft" and the first thing i thought before i saw the caption under the picture was "but that one IS true". I lol'ed very hard after i had read the caption.
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September 03, 2009
2:26 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
The best randomly generated game names
one last name 'Frisky Grizzly Bear Expert'
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2:25 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
The best randomly generated game names
haha, i managed to get 'Undead Spork in the Salad Kingdom from the name generator.
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August 30, 2009
12:54 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
The games of fall '09
So glad I robbed that bank last Thursday... I will actually be able to afford the 8 games I want without going into debt!!!!
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August 25, 2009
3:27 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
The 100 lamest game-industry clichés
Hahahahaha. "This game sucks shit throug ha giant straw", that is classic GR, and also why I come back for more.
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3:19 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
The Top 7... trendy game-design crutches
@ thomashalpenny ODST means Orbital Drop Shock Troopers.... i think
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3:17 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
The Top 7... trendy game-design crutches
I would probably say that Altair wears a hood because he is an assassin. Honestly, you used a bad example for number 6. The fact that he is wearing a white robe and wears his throwing knives right on his belt, and doesn't even cover them up is a moot point. He wears the hood so that people are less likely to recognize him, just like any good assassin would.
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August 14, 2009
10:06 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
Neuromancer: 25 years later
this is definitely not the best article to be trying to comprehend after being up for 27 hours. i think im gonna get some sleep and try again later :)
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9:26 AM
theschwartzb commented on:
How to play World of Warcraft properly
I just have too many things to say to bother to say more than one. Although for the most part Horde is better than Alliance, there are some pretty good alliance players as well, and.... oh shit, fuck trying to pretend, ALLIANCE SUCKS. I fucking hate being a gnome, and as soon as race changes are made active im leaving the Alliance in the dust. HAWRDE 4 EVAR.
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9:16 AM
theschwartzb commented on:
The best TI-83 RPGs ever
@ Silvermech, or maybe the pipe was used for smokin some reefer?
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August 13, 2009
12:17 AM
theschwartzb commented on:
Tokyo's underground game bars
I want to now go to Japan and visit all of these bars, and see if I can find some more that were not listed here. Thank you for the inspiration to visit Japan some day GR!!!!
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