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November 11, 2009
7:56 AM
theschwartzb commented on:
Modern Warfare 2 (Xbox 360): Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
I've only played about 4 or 5 of the missions in the single player, and none of the multiplayer yet, however, this game so far is AMAZING. I play it on hardened, and I am able to get through the missions without being bored because I can just run up and stab people in the throat, but not so hard that I have to repeat segments 20 times. The weapons and the addons to the weapons (like the heartbeat sensor) are really fun to use, and I especially like the weapons that are more than just slightly changed from weapons in MW 1 (such as the dual wielding automatic pistols). At times, it seems like the guys im fighting know exactly where I am, and know exactly where and when to shoot as I come out of cover, which can be a bit frustrating, but honestly, frustration is a sign of a challenging game, and its not so frustrating that I feel like putting the game away. Honestly, I wouldn't give this game a 10, but probably a 9.5 or 9.75, just shy of perfection.
Oh, and I just wanted to point out, doesn't it seem like in all the comments where there was terrible grammar and very little punctuation, they seemed to be flaming the game with stupid reasons to flame it, while the more reasonable and sensible comments seemed to be the ones praising it? I'm not saying all of the comments flaming the game to some degree or another are made up of idiots who barely know any grammar, but those of you who do flame with stupidity.... It makes your arguments against a game look really stupid when you have terrible grammar and terrible reasons to bash a game. Just saying you should probably try to make your comment coherent before you post, and make sure your post isn't just one long sentence with nary a period in sight.
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November 06, 2009
8:13 AM
theschwartzb commented on:
65 things that look like Pac-Man
ReCaptcha: wriggly Cunningams..... wtf
That is all.
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7:50 AM
theschwartzb commented on:
Left 4 Dead 2 - Easter eggs and details
That was one badass trailer.
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October 31, 2009
7:24 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
God of War II (PS2): God of War II week, day 5: the nudity
*Sigh* Sensorship ftl.
might as well.. first
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October 30, 2009
11:37 PM
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4:42 AM
theschwartzb commented on:
Video game characters zombified
Zombie Pacman will disturb me for the rest of my life. I will be sending you my psychiatrist bill.
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October 08, 2009
4:19 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
78 things GamesRadar hates about gaming
Number 78 was definitely my favorite. Hell, I would've been satisfied if that had been the only one in this article.
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3:18 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
6 things about games that aren't true
rofl, i just saw the heading "All Koreans are good at Starcraft" and the first thing i thought before i saw the caption under the picture was "but that one IS true". I lol'ed very hard after i had read the caption.
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September 03, 2009
2:26 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
The best randomly generated game names
one last name 'Frisky Grizzly Bear Expert'
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2:25 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
The best randomly generated game names
haha, i managed to get 'Undead Spork in the Salad Kingdom from the name generator.
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August 30, 2009
12:54 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
The games of fall '09
So glad I robbed that bank last Thursday... I will actually be able to afford the 8 games I want without going into debt!!!!
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August 25, 2009
3:27 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
The 100 lamest game-industry clichés
Hahahahaha. "This game sucks shit throug ha giant straw", that is classic GR, and also why I come back for more.
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3:19 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
The Top 7... trendy game-design crutches
@ thomashalpenny ODST means Orbital Drop Shock Troopers.... i think
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3:17 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
The Top 7... trendy game-design crutches
I would probably say that Altair wears a hood because he is an assassin. Honestly, you used a bad example for number 6. The fact that he is wearing a white robe and wears his throwing knives right on his belt, and doesn't even cover them up is a moot point. He wears the hood so that people are less likely to recognize him, just like any good assassin would.
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August 14, 2009
10:06 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
Neuromancer: 25 years later
this is definitely not the best article to be trying to comprehend after being up for 27 hours. i think im gonna get some sleep and try again later :)
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9:26 AM
theschwartzb commented on:
How to play World of Warcraft properly
I just have too many things to say to bother to say more than one. Although for the most part Horde is better than Alliance, there are some pretty good alliance players as well, and.... oh shit, fuck trying to pretend, ALLIANCE SUCKS. I fucking hate being a gnome, and as soon as race changes are made active im leaving the Alliance in the dust. HAWRDE 4 EVAR.
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9:16 AM
theschwartzb commented on:
The best TI-83 RPGs ever
@ Silvermech, or maybe the pipe was used for smokin some reefer?
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August 13, 2009
12:17 AM
theschwartzb commented on:
Tokyo's underground game bars
I want to now go to Japan and visit all of these bars, and see if I can find some more that were not listed here. Thank you for the inspiration to visit Japan some day GR!!!!
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August 06, 2009
3:52 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
8 most annoying things NPC teammates do
@Dante1924, basically in your sentence, you are saying that Obama wrecked the economy and Iraq. Perhaps word your statement a little better next time. I shall not say anything further than the sentence I currently on as a fight with a liberal is futile, you can refute their claims and beliefs with solid fact until you turn blue, but in the end, they will just resort to slanderizing you until your mother believes what they are saying.
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August 05, 2009
7:58 PM
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9:55 AM
theschwartzb commented on:
Fake Ass Shark Games
@ grandpappyfapfap, your name.... just... wow, its probably the best screen name i have ever seen, EVER. Oh yeah, and about the article, street sharks, i vaguely remember owning one of the rubber hand puppets. my brother had one too, and we used to have them "fight" eachother and i once accidentally broke one of his fingers by ramming mine into his.

ReCaptcha: geodesic 1972
why did i post this weird recaptcha?
that is for you to decide.
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8:29 AM
theschwartzb commented on:
Xbox 360 (Xbox 360): Halo's Filthiest Trash Talk
lawlzor. this video was made all the better by the extra stuff thrown in.
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7:25 AM
theschwartzb commented on:
10 most frustrating things about gaming online
Definitely the worst for me is #4, mainly in Gears 2. For example, I will throw a smoke grenade to stun the guy. Then run up to 2 feet away, aim squarely at the guy's body, and pull the trigger... nothing. Then he will one shot me with his shotgun after I have already moved 20 feet away.
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July 31, 2009
8:54 AM
theschwartzb commented on:
Games invade gifs
The one where the remote grenade from Duke Nukem being replaced by the Wii-Mote is freakin priceless.
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3:48 AM
theschwartzb commented on:
The 15 worst-reviewed games of the past 15 years
I am fairly sure that I am now going to spend the rest of my life banging my head against a wall, purely because I watched that Big Rigs video.
THE END
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3:31 AM
theschwartzb commented on:
The 15 worst-reviewed games of the past 15 years
I love how several of the "best quotes" for some of these games werent really good at all.
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July 28, 2009
6:37 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
The Top 7 2008 games we can't stop playing
@ secretsearcher, a lot of these are FPS's because the title of the article is the top 2008 games "WE" can't stop playing, not what everyone else can't stop playing.
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6:31 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
The Top 7 2008 games we can't stop playing
I lol'ed so hard at the L4D video, he makes it sound like he is actually being eaten alive by zombies "OMFG WHO SHOT THE CAR, WHO SHOT THE CAR!?!?!?!?!?"
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July 23, 2009
6:15 AM
theschwartzb commented on:
24 hour gaming marathon
If you left click on the picture, it will take you to an enlarged image size, MUCH easier to read.
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1:32 AM
theschwartzb commented on:
10 movie tie-ins that nobody wanted
What in the world is guilty about taking pleasure in violently rending someone limb from limb (as a shark of course, doing it as a human would be totally disgusting and vulgar).
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July 17, 2009
3:41 AM
theschwartzb commented on:
Most ruthlessly punishing indie games
These games looks soul-destroyingly difficult.
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July 15, 2009
11:55 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
The 40 most repeated game quotes
To answer your question, I can listen to that phrase 4,194 times before I want to poke my eardrums out with a pencil.
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June 26, 2009
4:40 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
Video: Fallout 3 is full of idiots
I love how as you continuously pump bullets into his face, he head jerks back ever so slightly every time a bullet hits him. This article made me laugh, good job GR.
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June 16, 2009
12:35 AM
theschwartzb commented on:
QOTW: What's the angriest you've been at a game?
And after reading through some of these comments, i remembered WoW. I love and hate that game so much, i just want to bash the first person to even have the idea for that game with a large, solid object. Going through hours upon days upon weeks of just raiding, and you kill boss after boss. You keep telling yourself you are going to get that t8 piece on the next boss, even though you truly know you are not. Fuck you WoW, fuck you directly in the ass with a gigantic golden dildo. Except im going to end up continuing on, trying to get that t8 piece until my brain melts and my eyeballs explode.
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June 15, 2009
8:40 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
QOTW: What's the angriest you've been at a game?
CoD 4 on veteran. No fighting in the War Room, I never could get past that mission, although I got through the rest of the game on veteran. That achievement alludes me still, and I will never get it now.
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May 10, 2009
8:36 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
TalkRadar 50 all about YOU
Hmm, this sucks giant dick. First time I decide to listen to T-dar, and my comp gives me some bullshit about not having the right codec. Awesome!!
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8:28 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
Why BioShock 2 is a TERRIBLE IDEA
Just to add though, I am REALLY looking forward to the sequel, after all, sequels definitely do not have to be terrible, and used solely to make money, they can be just as good and hopefully even better than the original (although I don't think this will be the case w/ Bioshock 2, although it will be a great game in my opinion).
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8:23 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
Why BioShock 2 is a TERRIBLE IDEA
I think the only truly disheartening flaw is the fact that you will be playing as a big daddy. Honestly, in Bioshock, you were just a regular guy (kinda) who was in a plane crash and found "refuge" in a giant, mysterious lighthouse. You started off the game not knowing what would happen to you, and that was one of the biggest elements of the game. Being a big daddy in Bioshock 2 will take that mystery, the fear, and the unknown out of the game quite a bit. As a big daddy, albeit an altered big daddy with more agility and plasmids, things become too easy. Its hard to be very scared, or care too much about the mysteriousnous of a new world when you can just punch your way through any obstacle, and burn your enemies to the ground.
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7:54 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
Videogame music makes Teletubbies better
That was indeed creepy.. hey, am I the only one who noticed the GIANT DILDO on the green one's head?
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May 08, 2009
10:52 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
QOTW: What's your biggest hobby aside from gaming?
oh.. i also love reading fantansy/science fiction
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10:51 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
QOTW: What's your biggest hobby aside from gaming?
Love playing the guitar, recently got into cycling, i enjoy going to see movies, hanging out w/ friends, and I absolutely LOVE to weird ppl out, its my favorite thing.
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May 05, 2009
1:08 AM
theschwartzb commented on:
The Top 7... gut-wrenching choices
Also, @ Carolyn, im just going to assume that most of thed commenters here are guys (including myself), so, not to make it seem like a bad thing, but if two girls are taking a bath, i really dont think a guy is going to be paying much attention to the bath salts, sorry, just saying the truth.
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1:05 AM
theschwartzb commented on:
The Top 7... gut-wrenching choices
The worst for me was the choice between Ashley or Kaiden in Mass effect. It wasnt so much the choice (which was kaiden for me, as i never used Ashley), it was the really depressing music that played for like, an hour after i made the choice that really makes me hate that part. Soooooo depressing....
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May 03, 2009
12:01 AM
theschwartzb commented on:
The 16 most awesomely bad videogame movie moments
so... apparently, wehn sega holds raves on remote islands they like to bring a wide assortment of firearms and medieval weapons!!!
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April 28, 2009
10:31 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
Mafia II (Xbox 360): 10 reasons to respect Mafia II
@Drama
You are probably thinking of Godfather 2, Mafia II doesnt release until around October.
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April 17, 2009
6:14 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
Videogames versus the real world - final round!
yay, first and second on the sixth page :)
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6:13 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
Videogames versus the real world - final round!
i know there arent enough ideas to make this a weekly feature, but PLEASE make one more
ty
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2:24 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
10 simple steps to being a better videogame bad guy
rofl at the 'carefully check shadows' tip
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1:52 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
The return of Trailer Trash!
also, more TT plz!!!

ReCaptcha: Dixel regarded
hmmm, almost sounds dirty
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1:49 PM
theschwartzb commented on:
The return of Trailer Trash!
I know it's good to have an ad for your game show what kind of game play your game has, but isn't it supposed to make people WANT to buy your game?
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