Am I the only one who thinks that Rage looks like a Boarderlands rip-off?

I just died a little inside...

How many times has EA forced us to register with one of their services just to play a game before? I know they've done it atleast once with BFME, but there's deffinately more...

Seems like some kind of habit with them >>

TBH I don't see the point in having a second, smaller screen to watch instead of the (presumably) much bigger screen you'll use for any other gaming....

so after the better part of a decade, nintendo has flooded the market with shitty games for a shitty console, and are just /now/ releasing on par with current gen consoles? When the next gen is surely not that far off, this just prooves nintendo is a just a little bit..... behind it's competetors, to put it politely.

I agree with MuleVariant, the controler is pretty much the oposite of the wiimote, going from tiny and unusable and tbf a bit dangerous, to massive and unwieldy and for all intents and purposes a seperate handheld console. I swear nintendo has some sort of fetish for dual screens now....

Where can halo go after halo 3? It's kinda implied that it's not Halo now that the Halo system's been rendered totaly redundant....

Still, as easily bored as I was with Reach, I'll still probably buy it.... sad I know... V.V

Of course... I forgot that women have completly deformed hand swhen you compair them to men. Why else could they struggle to reach the Y button.

If you get teary eyed trying to stand on a board then you probably ARE just a tiny bit too emotional to be taken seriously. Just a thaught.

"That’s because you’re a dude, which I know because only guys read our site"
Wait, is this female propoganda then? Since when did the suffrogets start organising protests again...?

Do please nto that im slightly confused over weather a guy or girl is writing this. It does get a bit confusuing when the writer refers to them selves as I in certain sections that imply they are female, when the writer's pic of of a guy...

DAMN IT!! WE NEED BUNGIE!!!! *pounds fist on table*

I'd never noticed before but Nintendo seems to be the only company that actualy makes baby orientated games....

I dont think Halo2 was the best Xbox game. Everyone I know told me that they suffered several glitches (mostly visual) such as when images would be imbeded into the screen untill the TV was turned on again...

is it just me or do al lthe people at GR hate 3-D?

It's not that 3-D has ruined games with the glitches like you list here (using halo 2 as an example is, lets face it, a little stupid. That was probably the most glitchy Bungie ever). Its just there are extra dimensions for it to go wrong with. For example, there isn't a 'right' or 'left' in a 2-D game!!!

I agree the blue shells in mario cart would be anoying, but there not the only game to have things like it.

Jak X had a similar feature where rif you got a peacemaker round (or the more powerful dark-eco version) then you could hit who was in first place at the time it was fired (and every one in between with the dark-eco version). But it was atleast avoidable by ducking back into second, and fast!

"Well, 34 million Wii owners can’t be wrong" you say? I beg to differ. So anoying trying to play anything on it, I'd prefer to to have most of its gmaes on another console, or atleast for the remotes to have a bit of a bigger range!

God i hated too human! such a suddne ending, it has like 5 missions!?!?! Didn't know it took 10 years for him to make it thoe!!!

Numbers 2 and 3 don't work any more because of copyright claims.
Number 8 has been removed by the youtube user..
After i watched the german one the first time on youtube i read the description that said he was acting to demonstrait the point the german government was trying to make about violent video games. Yea right.

Lol at number 7 "I WANTED MOUNTAIN DEW, NOW I WANT CHOCOLATE MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILK!!" roflestomp :D

God how I hate the last 3 in this list, especialy those kids *shuderes*