Troob's got a point, but I think that rape is too personal and disgusting an actto be in a game. It's sickening and it's extremely demoralizing - a blatant understatement. In shooters, I can take someone's head off with a sense of accomplishment, or take out a few soldiers defending a base with a shred of pride. I think we all can. Because those objectives generally have some reason behind them (Aliens will kill us, or we need the supplies... something at least). However, "Hey I just totally raped this chick" wouldn't make me feel good at all. Imagine "BLIP! Acheivement Unlocked: Perfect Rape - 20G".

Oh... wonderful...

reCAPTCHA wants me to type sterilized Parks, and that's totally creepy. I can think of a good (bad?) meaning for sterilized Parks.

Water and Legend of Zelda do not belong in the same thought. Much less a game. The water is never fun, it either a) restricts your movement, item use, and fun; or b) kills you outright.

And Blue Shells are the reason I stopped playing MK Wii at 150 cc level. It's always that that kills me.

Wait... blue shells are blue, water looks blue... therefore blue must be condensed EVIL.

I need a new favorite color...

I'm glad Chell was on this list. "She's not an effing model? What was Valve thinking?"

Oh that's right. They WERE thinking.

The whole M-rated thing was already covered in 25 things to hate about non-gamers (or something like that) on #17. What most people argue about to no foreseeable end, was summarized in about three lines of text.

How does The Orange Box seem lifeless? I think I had a stroke after reading that...

After "connecting the dots", I felt much like my avatar (ironically, from the same game). More so, I felt like vomiting all over my monitor.

There can be (in seven) though, if you look around for some skin and clothes mods.

343 Guilty Spark doesnt say "You may be Forerunner...", He says "You ARE Forerunner..." Perhaps that doesn't change anything, but 343 was a little more sure of the Chief's Forerunner-ness.

Majora's Mask scared the hell out of me. "THREE DAYS!?!? ARGRGAGGARGA THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TIIIIME!"

Until I found the little Ocarina thing. I have never been more happy to see a musical instrument in my life.