I assume by " that crappy immature dildo cannon gangster game" you mean saints row the third. Have you even played the game before? I played a lot of the games that came out this year, like skyrim, deus ex, and skyward sword, and I gotta say, just based on the amount of fun I had in a single mission in SR3, it blows all of those out of the water.
I have refused to buy any version of angry birds just because of how awful I think Rovio is. They come off as very pretentious to me. I did buy Infinity Blade 2 though, which is great.