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Looks fun but I hope there's a way you can tackle this without having to rely on other people. Co-op is a nice thing to have but I'd much rather have a sound single player campaign.

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8 months 11 days ago on Beloved games we hate

I can understand how you could hate any of those except for ico.

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9 months 9 days ago on The Sims 3 (PC): The Sims 3 – hands-on

i'm still waiting for sims to get real gritty. when do i get so start selling heroine and kill prositutes?

the only solution is clear. rockstar and ea must partner immediately

reCAPTCHA:
damaged Hillhouse
sounds like a good front for my sims drug dealer

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9 months 9 days ago on Videogames versus the real world – second showdown!

prosthetic limbs, geometry, bosses, and photo journalism are the best ones. straight genius.

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9 months 9 days ago on Videogames versus the real world – second showdown!

i may have said some things that were already said in that last post
but here's a few more (keeping the fact that they may be repeats in mind)

sidekicks
safehouse
dirt (ie. game title vs. real dirt)
penguins (debatable because irl penguins are beastly)
portals (internet portals lose)
plasma
rage (i must say i think this one's good)
school (ie. bully)
politics (ie. red alert)
tanks
warthogs
heavy rain
cogs
painting
rings
eggs (anybody remember that weird sonic team game?)
shadow (ie. shadow the hedgehog who was sorta cool right?)

you gotta use home (irl wins) one. ravenbom strikes again

reCAPTHCA:
LOVER killer
that seems symbolic :/

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9 months 10 days ago on Videogames versus the real world – second showdown!

locust
viruses
med kits
coins
energy drinks (ie. scout update for tf2)
rollerblading (ie. jetset radio)
crabs
mushrooms (tie?)
nuts and bolts
rc toys (ie. mgs4)
boxes (ie. mgs4)
performance enhancement (ie. blitz the league)
ninjas

better in real life:
videogames
because in-game games tend to suck

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9 months 10 days ago on Videogames versus the real world – second showdown!

golf
surgery
prison (ie. splinter cell)
hot coffee
fairies
swords (ie. final fantasy)
propaganda
running (ie. mirror's edge)
hammers (ie. hammer of dawn)
vending machines (ie. bioshock)
surfing (ie. bodysurfing in prototype)
shields
umbrellas (ie. soul calibur)

there are a lot of possibilities for this premise. so i say go ahead and do another one or two

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9 months 16 days ago on Why do licensed kiddie games suck?

The thing a lot of people don't understand in kiddie games is that there is an audience who appreciates them. You don't get any representation of the little kids who play videogames because all they care about is having quick and easy fun with a relatable and/or recognizable character. Kids don't even think to care about gameplay elements and plot. Smack sonic the hedgehog or mario on it and it will sell regardless of wether or not the hardcore audience cashes in on it.

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9 months 16 days ago on The pathetic history of Dan Hibiki

what dan wears is the equivalent of wearing a pink polo in real life

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9 months 18 days ago on These games are not what you think they are

GTA IV

perceived genre: hooker killing cocaine party

actual genre: awesome

wait... those are the same thing

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9 months 18 days ago on Videogames versus the real world

I'm gonna have to say real life toads are cooler than toad. Maybe that's just me.

Also, in general, physics in real life really suck compared to videogame physics.

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9 months 20 days ago on God of War 3 (PS3): Why God of War III could change everything

the ps3 is taunting me. first LBP, then killzone 2, and now this.

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9 months 20 days ago on Street Fighter IV (Xbox 360): The worst Street Fighter characters ever

kruiser is right about Q. He really does look like rorsach. Now if only they could make a game about watchmen that won't plain suck.

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9 months 20 days ago on World of Nintendo

the mii business cards got me thinking about the picture I saw of a wanted sign in some asian country with a mii headshot instead of a real person's. I'm not sure if it was real or not.

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9 months 20 days ago on Street Fighter IV (PS3): Street Fighter IV

cheers on the awesome best and worst parts vid. only thing is that from what I've seen, the little anime sequences look kinda nice. I can like the over-the-top background and ridiculously epic guitar. If capcom is making fun of themselves on this part than i think it's pretty damn funny. if not, than that's just embarassing for the publishers.3

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9 months 20 days ago on The Top 7… worst games in great games

I'm surprised nobody mentioned the PDA mini game in Alien Hominid on XBLA. I thought that game was awesome but that minigame was just straight tedious.

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Ravenbom

2 days 1 hour ago on Top 7... Blatantly sexist game advertisements

To be fair, they're not really different than half the ads during a football game. (The Juiced ad being the exception)

Good article though, Joe.

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Ravenbom

8 days 7 hours ago on Video: What happens when a girl smashes a 360...

She could of just put in a game that he really wanted to play, it probably would have RRoD on him and broke it further than her 93 lbs of make-up and designer jeans could have.

Also, I'd like to point out that's not a 9 iron. Couldn't quite tell, maybe a cheap hybrid from a set someone bought?
Still, I'm not sure what would have pissed me off more, my GF ruining my golf clubs or ruining my 360.

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Ravenbom

16 days 4 hours ago on The 7 most beautifully animated 2D games

2D FTW!

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Ravenbom

16 days 16 hours ago on Games that were hated before they were released

"...play a rogue M16 agent working for Goldfinger..."

I think you mean "MI6" not "M16". 1 does look like a capital I, so that's probably why it got missed in editing.

On topic - I don't even understand why people loved Diablo II so much, or the first one for that matter. So the hate over Diablo III's art style completely baffled me.

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Ravenbom

27 days 4 hours ago on The Top 7… Tasteful game heroines

Really? You think Metroid 2: The Return of Samus is "criminally obscure"?

Anyways, I was thinking about last gen, and I know it gets mentioned all the time, but what about Amaterasu from Okami?
True, she's naked the entire game, but she's tastefully naked, which not many heroines can pull off.

Also, I know there's already an Alex on the list, but Alex Roivas from Eternal Darkness was a very tasteful heroine.

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Ravenbom

27 days 5 hours ago on Dragon Age: Origins

You should do more reviews T-Nag!
I really want this. KOTOR and Neverwinter Nights are two of my favorite games, and games that I replayed 3 or more times, which is very rare for me.

Luckily I got a new computer this week, I think when I upgrade the graphics card I'll have to get this. (Assuming I don't put it off until right before Star Craft II comes out)

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Ravenbom

1 month 11 days ago on The best of SmackDown's create-a-wrestler community

The nipples on that batsuit almost took out my eyes.

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Ravenbom

1 month 14 days ago on 18 awesome games that died at retail

No Eternal Darkness on the list?
Good list though, glad to see the Metal Storm lovin'.

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Ravenbom

1 month 16 days ago on TalkRadar 73 - Do the Mario

LOL, I forgot I posted that costume, which just proves my point in the argument in the forums where I posted that pic, The Warriors rule!

Also, I'll confirm Charlie Bear-hat, they do have Fry's in LA. Also they have a grocery chain named Fry's and Fry's Electronics in Arizona. Crazy!

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Ravenbom

2 months 14 days ago on The console war is OVER!

No prow of the ship poses from Titanic?

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