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1 month ago Download of the Week - Dead Space 1 and 2 bundle price is out of this world
Holy Hell. This is one of series I've had my eye on since I ditched GameTap for Steam about a month ago. /downloads
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1 year ago Transformers: Dark of the Moon game trailer launches
I had the six changer. About three and a half of his forms were badass.
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1 year, 1 month ago A closer look at the new Lara Croft
I do hope she gets to a paramedic before she bleeds out.
Seriously, I'd like to see this new Lara after she's had a chance to freshen up too.
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1 year, 2 months ago The Mario Brothers get rizzle for shizzle in GTA machinima
"NEVAH... BRING A HAMMAH... TO A GUN FIGHT!"
loved it.
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1 year, 2 months ago The new Lara Croft detailed. “We don’t want to play sexuality up for sexuality's sake,” says Crystal Dynamics
The character model matters so much less than the gameplay it isn't funny. It's a great picture. I also don't care how often they want to reinvent a character who was fictional to begin with. It's not like anyone's setting a precedent with that.

I'll start getting judgmental about the game once the hands-ons start rolling in.
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1 year, 2 months ago 53 year-old Ivan Drago set to play Jason Statham's son in Uwe Boll's Dungeon Siege sequel
"Raging Boll"... loved it XD

Lundgren I can understand, but doesn't Jason Statham still have a career? What kind of paycheque is Boll floating him to get him to still wallow in this garbage?
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1 year, 3 months ago The Top 7... Games with mega plot twists you never saw coming
Your photoshop jobs make my day =D
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1 year, 3 months ago Sony: PSP is old, iPhone sucks, PlayStation phone might happen
I reserve judgment on this until final specs and model are out. The idea has tons and tons of potential, but there's also lots of things Sony could screw up.
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1 year, 3 months ago Like pervy games, but don't like people knowing? Pervy 360 shooter has a hilarious solution. You perv
Aren't there a number of PC Games out there with a "boss button" in case you're playing it at work? I swear I've heard this before.

Granted, it wasn't for hiding a quasi-porn game from parents. So strictly speaking I think this is new.
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1 year, 4 months ago Marvel vs Capcom 3: Arthur, Modok, Magneto and Wife A... Bionic Commando guy confirmed
wow guys. I looked at the headline, and thought "Hee hee hee.. that wife arm joke will never get old!" And yet, by the time I hit the end of the article, it was. And of course the comments were just lash marks across the horse's corpse. Sigh.
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1 year, 4 months ago Castlevania: Lords of Shadow error erases PS3 save data
This is terrible, and I shouldn't laugh. But I am anyway.
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1 year, 4 months ago Gaming's craziest cults
debating religion on a video games website sounds like a great way to get some enlightening information, not to mention read mature expressions of well thought-out opinions.
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1 year, 4 months ago Medal of Honor beta log-out screen is confusing, will probably melt your mind
Something tells me this feature isn't making it out of beta.
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1 year, 4 months ago NBA Jam review
At first I thought this was an odd franchise to choose to revive, but seeing the treatment they gave it, it looks more and more like a stroke of genius.
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1 year, 4 months ago Nintendogs blamed for dog attack, 9-year-old's lip torn off
Random question that nobody else has asked: why did the dog attack the girl and not the DS? the girl wasn't the one doing the barking.

nadrewod999 I have another item for your list: sensationalist bandwagon-jumping being printed instead of actual journalism.
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1 year, 4 months ago Dead Space invades MySims in the cutest trailer of the month
If that didn't make you grin or at least warm your heart a couple of degrees, congratulations. You're dead inside. :P
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1 year, 5 months ago Game music of the day: Batman
Wait - this game is 21 years old?
Damn I'm ancient. :(
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1 year, 5 months ago Kirby's Epic Yarn hands-on: ZOMG CUTE
Who the hell cares if you can't die? This doesn't look like your standard game experience anyway - it doesn't need to be qualified by lives or game overs when it's the gaming equivalent of laying down in a pile of puppies. Besides, death in a game so cute would be incongruous to the point of upsetting.


I could just watch the video over and over because it makes me smile so much. I don't know if I could actually play it without melting. Is that enough adorableness-based hyperbole for you?
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1 year, 5 months ago The 8 most embarassing ads for gaming colleges
"The University of Advancing Technology researched Assholology and created an entirely new kind of prick by hybridizing douchebags and entitled geekdom. The douchehat in that ad is such a disaster of cool the Fonz would feel compelled to break his jaw - though technically, making contact with that miniature ass acting as this guy’s chin might count as a spanking instead of a punch. "

Single greatest paragraph in all of GR.
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1 year, 5 months ago Awww. Babysitting Mama baby thing is actually kind of cute
LIAR. It's not cute. It's a weird looking baby with a Wii controller sticking out of it. Last time I saw something like this, I was seconds away from waking up in a cold sweat.
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arsenal4ever
2 years, 9 months ago on Rock Band 2
rock n roll love to play it.
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2 years, 10 months ago on Naruto: Ultimate Ninja 2 (PS2)
better than part1
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