1 year, 11 months ago Sexualisation of games characters
I would solve it by recognizing that male characters are being oversexualized as well in the form of characters like GOW's Kratos, SC's Rock, Maximo in Ghosts and Goblins (he runs around in boxer shorts) as just a few examples. To paraphrase, I would solve this problem by paying attention. This of course means it won't be solved.
1 year, 11 months ago 8 great games running on crap technology
Don't listen to them, GR...
Always moar Okami.
Don't rest until it's GOTY several years after its release.

Recap: unsaid page
...why do people do these things?
2 years ago The Top 7... Upcoming games that don't need multiplayer
Shagnasty: No, you're dying for imperialism, and each day you do it we have less freedom to talk about it. Loose lips sink ships, or at least failed imperialist schemes. God knows we can't have that. We would have to start driving hybrid vehicles if we ran out of oil.
2 years ago The Top 7... Upcoming games that don't need multiplayer
As stupid and pontless as Bishock's multiplayer is going to be....
My God does it look fun.
Plasmid chaos ftw.
I just hope it has LAN, I get so sick of online-restricted multiplayer. Wanna talk money sucking corporate suits? Exhibit A: Left 4 Dead 2 and it's 2p only lan.
2 years, 2 months ago Silent Hill: Shattered Memories
An actual use for the motion controls? Maybe with all the goofy-ass puzzle solving and manipulation of tools inherent in the 'old school' horror genre, two of the most interesting (but almost totally broken) gaming ideas, that is, old-school horror and the Wii, could fit well together. I would really like to see the next Siren coming out on the Wii as well, with maybe a nmotion control based fighting system and sightjacking. Waggle-jacking?
2 years, 2 months ago The games we hate to love
The original Monster Hunter.
Not perfect, but perfect for me.
2 years, 4 months ago The Top 7... Kickass Disney games
Originial KH was better. Best Disney-related game of all time, i think. I was born in '90, so I was around for the old 2D classics (they forgot Talespin for the SNES) and I still agree with KH as #1.
2 years, 5 months ago QOTW: What band do you now love because of music games?
The only music game I've played regularly is GH, and I play it because I like the bands they have on the games, so I don't really count in that category, but Adam and the Ants' song "Stand and Deliver" in Burnout Paradise made me a huge fan of the band, if that counts.


In other words, I don't qualify to answer this question, but wanna answer it anyway.
2 years, 8 months ago QOTW: What's the most you've geeked out over a game?
Oh, and the flashback scene in MGS4 made me cry. God, that whole series was badass.
2 years, 8 months ago QOTW: What's the most you've geeked out over a game?
Monster Hunter. Just enough action to interest me, just enough MMO to keep me f*cking hooked. In my 15 years of video gaming, I have NEVER been hooked on a game, until MH in '04. When I was capable of 15 min solo Lao runs w/o bds or bda (anyone who knows what that means has probably been in the same situation I was) I figured it was time to stop. Plus, they never released another one on a Sony home console :-(
2 years, 8 months ago Prototype
Every time a flame war goes on past 6 pages, God kills a kitten. And removes both of the discussed games from existence. I like these games too, so let's try to find another topic of discussion than InFAMOUS v Prototype, shall we? Anyone still looking to troll on THAT topic can do so to their heart's content at Gamefaqs.

Also, let's enact a citizen's ban on Howetzer for dragging it out this far.
2 years, 8 months ago Prototype
If it's InFagous, would it be Proto....gay?

Maybe ProtoHype.

Yeah, that works.

Fanboy bullshit aside, I loved InFamous, and would buy Prototype in a second the new Red Faction didn't look so damn tasty. Maybe some other day, though. Great review, btw, except you should try InFamous on full-power evil before calling it "restrained".
2 years, 8 months ago E3 09: Why wait? E3's hottest games reviewed NOW!
"The only thing keeping it from 10-dom..."

Clearly you meant 11-dom. This is rock music we're talking about, and you know the law. All dials go to 11 now.

(Also, Bayonetta looks delicious BTW)
2 years, 8 months ago Fallout 3: Broken Steel review
If this is a 360 Exclusive, people will die.
2 years, 8 months ago The Top 7... games we want announced at E3 2009
FUCK.
YES.
Bring on KH3 with The Rescuers, Robin Hood, Who Framed Roger Rabbit.....

Square, listen up.
Enix....gsplit from the company. Please.
2 years, 8 months ago The 50 most overlooked games of this generation
tsk, tsk...GR, I'm disappointed in you.

You could have easily shoehorned Okami in this article..(by mentioning this gen's Wii edition)

Keep harassing people to play it...It's why I played it and I'm in love with the game.
2 years, 9 months ago Klonoa
Grenade: I like how.....fuck you.

ahuh.
2 years, 9 months ago Why BioShock 2 is a TERRIBLE IDEA
Come to think of it....
Bioshock 2 would be kinda like having a Shadow of the Colossus 2, or Okami 2, and that would be laaaaaaaem.
2 years, 9 months ago QOTW: What's your biggest hobby aside from gaming?
Guitar, hiking/fishing/camping, skateboarding. And movies.
2 years, 9 months ago Grand Theft Radar: Hooker Beauty Contest
Ahuh. Newspapers.

What little I know of hookers came from newspapers too.

As did my chlamydia.

....newspapers.