Hey...I previously thought it was HUNK! Who I had also theorized was Alex Wesker.

If we're right, we split the prize money, right? That's how this works.

GTA is pretty much synonymous with video game violence. Almost like Google is for internet search. It'd be pissed if I were the Saints Row devs, but when shit hits the fan about their game being violent, they could just defer "uh, are you sure you're not referring to Grand Theft Auto? Our game is about gangstas in space."

Damn, no edit button!

I also distinctly remember hearing something in one of the Chronicles games, I think it was Umbrella Chronicles - something like "how do you always survive?" being asked to HUNK. If he's a genetically engineered superman like Wesker...that could explain a lot.

Maybe HUNK always was Alex Wesker?

Eugh, the RE storyline is becoming so complex you need a guide just to figure out who knows who, who IS who and which side everybody is on.

Also...totally called that it was Alex Wesker. If it turns out he's not...I said nothing :P

I love RE - including RE5 - but if the bald dude is Leon, I don't think I'll love it anymore. Okay, I'll still love it, but not 'as much.'

Still think it's Alex Wesker. Perhaps...the girl with him is Sherry Birkin? If this is set to take place 10 or so years after the main outbreak, she'd be what, in her 20s? Sounds similar, has blonde hair. Is a female. It fits!

Wesker doesn't necessarily have a child. Someone who was manufactured to be like him - they're all called The Wesker Children. There were 12 of them, apparently.

But pretty much anything about RE can be summed up with "it's complicated."

The guy with the scar is Alex Wesker, no doubt in my mind. The emphasis on his blood - his genes, apparently because they're perfect. I guess, anyway. He fights a helicopter with his bare hands - how could it be anyone else?

Alex Wesker is part of the Wesker children - an experiment to take the most biologically gifted individuals and make a super race. Kind of a cheap rip-off of Les Enfants Miserables, and it was revealed close to the end of RE5...which is why I disliked the idea lol.

One of the best things about owning a gaming rig is that when you want to, you can change out components that are outdated, upgrade what you need, etc etc. Alienware 'claims' that it's upgrade friendly with this, but...I don't believe it. The size alone makes me think it's not hardware-upgrade friendly. The starting price is around $700, and for that price you could still get better pre-built systems. The only novelty here is that it's in a smaller form factor, and that it's Alienware at a fraction of what other Alienware systems cost.

Charlie, in all of the reviews that I saw, all of the videos and commentaries that I watched/heard - you're the first that's openly hated on Catherine. For very valid reasons, too.

Resident Evil: Mercenaries 3DS and DEAD ISLAND. And that...makes me very sad.

How do you mean? It's open source. If you have a 3D printer, you can create the items yourself. If not, you can use something like Shapeways.

You can always disable sounds.

It's funny that you mention that Resident Evil may not be alive today if it hadn't evolved. Considering how many fans want it to go back to the way it used to be, pre RE4.

I think that these entries were included because the series seemed to be over to all but a select few. After Snake's Revenge, one wondered if there was ever going to be another Metal Gear. But you always knew that there would be another Mario or another Legend of Zelda.

Hitman: Profession. How to kill people and make money. Sounds like a self-help book.

Ehh, nope - this article sounds totally egotistical. Not to diss gamers or anything, but writing over the intended audience's heads is a surefire way to do that, too.

Personally I'm thinking that Left 4 Dead is so enjoyable because it doesn't try to bog you down with excessive dialogue or complicated game mechanics. Both of those games are relatively straight forward. If you were to try to figure out, say Fallout 3 without any proper instruction, you'd be a ticked off - the game wouldn't be as fun because it didn't give you any kind of idea as of what you were supposed to do. However it's agreeable that the amount of hand-holding in many modern games is a turn-off for the hardcore in me. For instance Super Mario Bros 3D Land - err, whatever it's called. If you fail enough times, the game pretty much plays itself. There's no reward for you to finish the level you skipped, but there's no penalty either.

Lennie? *sniff* RIP Jerry Orbach - a.k.a: the uptight dad from Dirty Dancing.

Even though this includes Benson, the dream team looks like 7th and 8th season L&O, which was when the series really was in its prime. The cast of characters on the left there has lookalikes of Anita Van Buren, Mike Cutter, Abby Carmichael, Jack McCoy, what sort of resembles Adam Schiff and Mike Logan. That's quite the dream team.

I miss that show :(

There's a date at the top of the newspaper - Monday, February [whatever] if that means anything. Has anyone ever seen the documentary Life after People? It shows what major metropolises would look like after a mass extinction event, like the one we've seen so far in The Last of Us. Educational, if not ultimately depressing.

Judging by that photo, it's been at least 10 years since the outbreak, unless the fungus speeds up the growth of infected vegetation.

:( I cried.

You really don't like Heavy Rain, do you? Jurassic Park and Heavy Rain are not similar titles. At least in Heavy Rain you can control where your character walks and actually get them from point A to point B.

Substance...not sustenance.

Nice review - fairness. Didn't quite expect Telltale to knock it out of the park, and I was pleasantly surprised with the result. It's not terrible, but it's not all that great, either.