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12:08 AM
oreomonkey commented on:
Games that were hated before they were released
Where is codwaw?! everyone was crying over how bad they thought it would be - even grown men
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November 19, 2009
8:24 PM
cart00n commented on:
10 things you need to know about EA Sports MMA
Don't have FN4 yet, but I played the demo and I was picking my jaw up off the floor every couple o' minutes. The fighting is so fluid, and the fact of no canned animations & no clipping, EVER, is just plain marvelous. I'm grinning just thinking about it! Having that applied to MMA could be poetry in motion...

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November 02, 2009
6:28 PM
cart00n commented on:
Kameo: Elements of Power (Xbox 360): Kameo 2 cancelled - with a worrying reason
This is definitely a shame, Kameo was lots of fun.
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October 23, 2009
8:56 PM
cart00n commented on:
Mass Effect 2 (PC): Mass Effect 2 – hands-on
Oh, well...

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8:53 PM
cart00n commented on:
Mass Effect 2 (PC): Mass Effect 2 – hands-on
Hmm... So what happens if, like in my case, Wrex ISN'T dead at the end of ME1? Will I still meet Grunt? Will I have to choose which one I want in my party? Can I have both? And may I be the FIRST (heh) to ask about that bald, biotic chick? She's conspicuously lacking any mention in your report...
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4:38 AM
cart00n commented on:
Assassin's Creed II (PS3): Assassin's Creed II: Hands-on
@chillarome: The AC2 SE ar GameStop includes a statue of Ezio, in game dlc amounting to an extra hidden area to flit about in (that will be available later for purchase), a behind the scenes DVD, and one of those metal cases, I believe. I've had mine on pre-order for MONTHS, so it's been a while since I read the ad.

@TURbo: Considering much of AC is set in the birthplace of the world's three main modern religions, calling it a "Biblical setting" regardless of time is more than apt. Perhaps you should get your definitions right, before you decide to insult someone else's fact checking.
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October 19, 2009
8:53 PM
cart00n commented on:
Borderlands (Xbox 360): Borderlands
I actually had this on pre-order, but now that's been cancelled. I'll Goozex it later down the road...
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October 13, 2009
9:37 PM
cart00n commented on:
Brutal Legend (Xbox 360): Brutal Legend
@TheLonelyDancer42: uh, no.
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October 03, 2009
7:59 AM
cart00n commented on:
20 MASSIVE games of early 2010
@themooninites: Borderlands, barring any delays, is scheduled to come out on the 20th - I already have mine pre-ordered, as well as Brutal Legend...
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7:56 AM
cart00n commented on:
20 MASSIVE games of early 2010
@PinkLenny: Don't be so sure - DVs developer is mostly made up of ex-FASA employees, y'know, the guys responsible for Crimson Skies on the OX? That game was all sorts of fun.

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6:16 AM
cart00n commented on:
Risen (PC): Risen
@AfricanWoolf: The dif here is that this review is for the PC version, while the review you've linked to is for the Xbox, which, from the sound of the review, is simply a horrible port. Shouldn't detract from the PC version at all...
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October 01, 2009
10:58 PM
cart00n commented on:
10 game ads that are horribly up their own ass
I have to say, I am terribly disappointed with this article. Just about every ad here (aside from Nights) is an example of mature, thoughtful, and artistic vision. And guess what? It WORKED! Each game represented here (again, aside from Nights) is a frickin' blockbuster, largely spurred on by the hype generated from these ads that weren't just in your face trying to bludgeon you into buying their games. And you spend a WHOLE ARTICLE bashing them. Worse, you then give examples of "how it should've happened" that are nothing but the same, routine bullshit. Seriously?

Certainly, if these games had been commercial failures, this article would've made some sense. Instead, you just look like you haven't a wit of sense about you, writing the worst article I've ever had the displeasure of reading on this site.

By the bye, that Gears 1 add is STILL on my Xbox HDD. I haven't had the heart to delete it, because I just love watching it. If you don't like the add, fine. If that was just what this article was about, I would simply just be disagreeing with you and moving on. However, the style you used here made it seem like you weren't just expressing YOUR opinions, you were expressing EVERYONES' opinion. That, sir, is the very DEFINITION of having one's head up one's own ass.

I certainly hope this article is an anomaly, and not a sign of things to come. This site has been my first destination everyday ever since I first discovered it, and I'd not like that to change any time soon.
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12:09 PM
oreomonkey commented on:
9 Facebook games worth playing
hahaha you can tell sohai5858 don't have any FB cuz he put his email down, lol BTW i LOVE restaraunt CITY!! I have 450K points in that game its pretty beast
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22 hours 44 minutes ago on Games that were hated before they were released
Where is codwaw?! everyone was crying over how bad they thought it would be - even grown men
1 month 20 days ago on 9 Facebook games worth playing
hahaha you can tell sohai5858 don't have any FB cuz he put his email down, lol BTW i LOVE restaraunt CITY!! I have 450K points in that game its pretty beast
2 months 9 days ago on Why Pac-Man was light years ahead of its time
Free Roaming and Side Quests? Wow.
3 months 3 days ago on The Top 7... games that need prequels
CoD 4 Prequel would be great! And what the heck is that Fandango game.
3 months 24 days ago on The Top 7… 2008 games we can't stop playing
I knew LEFT 4 DEAD would be on here. I still play that game for hours. Petaboil you fail, and Jacob816 because this is for 2008, not 2007.
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