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August 04, 2009
August 01, 2009
3:57 AM
noobmasteroftehworld commented on:
The 15 worst-reviewed games of the past 15 years
why isnt superman 64 on this the game is so terrible that its good let that sink in for a moment
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July 17, 2009
5:21 AM
noobmasteroftehworld commented on:
The 5 worst things about Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li
@JizzyB= arguing on the internet is like running at the special olympics, even if you win ,your still retarded there you go have a cookie
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July 16, 2009
6:33 AM
noobmasteroftehworld commented on:
The 40 most repeated game quotes
i like the abbreviated version of ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. AYBABTU FTW!!!!!!
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July 10, 2009
2:44 PM
noobmasteroftehworld commented on:
Would YOU date a game character?
Edna looks like the girl from the exorcist in her close up photo
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July 09, 2009
1:11 AM
noobmasteroftehworld commented on:
QOTW: What is your all-time favorite console?
Hands down the SNES. one day when i was about eight years old my dad showed up with this gray hunk of plastic. i thought to myself "hmm what is this strange and magical new contraption". he brought it inside and then he hooked it up to the TV and i was all like "WWWWWOOOOOOOO a toy for the TV!" i was like the N64 kid on steroids that day. the very first game that i played was mega man x. whenever i pull out my SNES i almost tear up from the memories
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July 07, 2009
4:25 AM
noobmasteroftehworld commented on:
QOTW: What dead company or franchise do you miss the most?
i know its not actually dead and that this series is far from it but i have to mention half life. Valve really likes to take their damn sweet time with all their half life entries but the reason its called EPISODIC GAMING is because its supposed to be put out quickly. It wasn't even announced this E3 so that means we have to wait at least a whole year before the next entry. I mean i like L4D and all but maybe you should focus on half life and then L4D2 i NEED HALF LIFE EPISODE 3 NOW NOW GOD DAMNIT NOW GIVE IT TO US GIVE US THE PRECIOUS
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4:04 AM
noobmasteroftehworld commented on:
The Top 7 sexy horses every stud should ride
@ isaacthejust- link is a human just like evry other character in the zelda series except for Epona of course, tard Rock on Buttercup your paving the way for all horses
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June 12, 2009
4:08 PM
noobmasteroftehworld commented on:
QOTW: What's the angriest you've been at a game?
Two things: first off the part that i went absolutely batshit crazy was the part in Dead space when you get stuck in the quarintine on level ten when you go to the other ship. I ended up dying over fifty times literally. and then there are the ultra speedy guys that dodge your bullets. i would shoot at one of them they would dodge the shot and then they came barreling at me at ten thousand miles per hour. I was screaming so much profanity that my mom actually asked me if there was something wrong with me mentally. My second angriest moment was when i was around ten years old. i was playing one of the super star wars games for the SNES. i kept dying so much against palpatines guards that i took the controller and bashed my brother over the head with it
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June 08, 2009
8:35 PM
noobmasteroftehworld commented on:
E3 09: GamesRadar's E3 2009 awards
do you think that Valve is going to bundle L4D and L4D2 like they did with half life2 in the orange box
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May 14, 2009
9:21 PM
noobmasteroftehworld commented on:
QOTW: What game do you always go back to?
the game that i played the hell out of was megaman x i played that game so much that i actually broke my SNES the game that i play now is Bioshock i have beaten that game at least six times in the past year. even though my mom hates all the splicers, she just has to put up with it. hands down the best game ever made for the 360
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May 02, 2009
6:42 PM
noobmasteroftehworld commented on:
Trailer Trash
is the battle stations:pacific just about being a kamikaze pilot? if thats it then i am not sold
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4:34 PM
noobmasteroftehworld commented on:
15 music videos that rip off games magnificently
how come that little kid sounded like an old women that sings in a church choir? the last video made my ears burn and fall off recaptcha: 15 1/2 zing
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April 28, 2009
8:48 PM
noobmasteroftehworld commented on:
10 years of Super Smash Bros
this is the game that started it all for me. the very first ssb is pure goodness and i still play it to this day. too bad nintendo feels the need to abandon all of us and stop making good games like this
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April 19, 2009
6:54 PM
noobmasteroftehworld commented on:
Videogame music makes The Terminator better
i almost fell out of my chair i was laughing so hard. when the terminator popped up and the music started...sigh...good times
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April 15, 2009
11:13 PM
noobmasteroftehworld commented on:
Agent Washington's greatest f***ing quotes
you know, the movie with all the mothafuckin birds in it. the bird movie. ha
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April 10, 2009
12:55 AM
noobmasteroftehworld commented on:
Videogames versus the real world - final round!
gatherers gardens pwn any real life food vending machines. the only thing you can get from a real life one is fat, but the gatherers garden can make you a GOD
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12:46 AM
noobmasteroftehworld commented on:
The 10 greatest mustaches in gaming history
sander cohen FTW. god his mustache looks like its ready to jump off and murder someone reCAPTCHA: 21 lungs how very odd
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April 02, 2009
3:04 PM
noobmasteroftehworld commented on:
GTA IV: Pushing people down steps
at 1:39 what did niko throw at that lady? it looked like his cell phone
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March 31, 2009
9:13 PM
noobmasteroftehworld commented on:
The Top 7... Annoying nags that need to STFU
i hated michelle so much that me and my friend would spend hours on end just finding new and creative ways to kill michelle
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March 30, 2009
2:45 PM
noobmasteroftehworld commented on:
What's in a Tag?
sandyCornholio that doesn't even make any sense
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March 26, 2009
7:45 PM
noobmasteroftehworld commented on:
100 reasons fanboys hate RPGs
LEROOOYYY JENKIINNS!!! great stuff GR
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March 22, 2009
12:38 AM
noobmasteroftehworld commented on:
The Top 7 games you either love or hate
i don't think that the christian reviewers even actually played the games. How some one can consider something so pure and fun like pokemon or GH/RB as evil is beyond me. I think that with my experience as a catholic and a rampant gamer, i can say that those reviews were complete BS
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12:01 AM
noobmasteroftehworld commented on:
What lifestyle gaming pics looked like in the 70s
i don't think the moms wearing a one piece in the last pic, it's so high i think it's just a really long shirt
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March 14, 2009
6:40 PM
noobmasteroftehworld commented on:
RIP: The Resi characters that croaked it
Krauser isn't actually dead. he cannot die. Leon actually didn't kill saddler,because krauser did.
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March 13, 2009
3:06 AM
noobmasteroftehworld commented on:
The Top 7... Stereotypical gamers we hate
i love all the pictures of the sterotypes. they all have those huge, goofy teeth and i die every time i see them
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March 12, 2009
9:43 PM
noobmasteroftehworld commented on:
RIP: The Resi characters that croaked it
i couldn't have said it better JimmyJammy, mike was a real trooper, especially since he always said "way to go mike!" every time he killed some ganados
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March 11, 2009
9:56 PM
noobmasteroftehworld commented on:
Which Resident Evil hero is best dressed for a zombie apocalypse?
i love all the zombie comments, they're hilarious
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9:53 PM
noobmasteroftehworld commented on:
Mecha-Men we want to fight
i almost died when i saw the stephen hawking picture great stuff, great stuff
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March 09, 2009
9:44 PM
noobmasteroftehworld commented on:
Resident Evil 5 (Xbox 360): Resident Evil 5
YYYEEESSS OMG I LOVE RESIDENT EVIL I CANT WAIT TO PWN SOME NOOB MANJINI ASS!
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February 03, 2009
10:51 PM
noobmasteroftehworld commented on:
Batman: Arkham Asylum (Xbox 360): Batman: Arkham Asylum - updated impressions
i hope that the have mr freeze show up, and the guy that was made out of clay, you know the one that could change his shape into anything
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January 28, 2009
5:16 AM
noobmasteroftehworld commented on:
The Top 7... Best Beginnings
I read the title of this article and the first game that popped in my head was God of War 2. id take out the intro to frontlines .I mean the intro to MOH:frontlines is cool and all but when do you get to fight an enemy as big as a freakin skyscraper in the first level?
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