7 months, 3 weeks ago The Top 7... Best games of 2011 (so far)
And they said PC Gaming was dead
9 months ago The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings review
If I wasn't fucking graduating these two days, and not at my rig, I would be playing this baby. FUUUUU
9 months, 1 week ago Ace Combat: Assault Horizon trailer reveals October release date, shark-themed nemesis
At first I thought, "no way a console game could look this good." Then I fullscreened and saw the jaggies and shitty textures. Glad to see Ace Combat isn't breaking the mold and putting 300 missiles on a fighter craft.
1 year, 1 month ago Gaming’s most festively ferocious yetis
......no Ski Free Yeti, another GR fail.
1 year, 9 months ago Alan Wake super review
Sounds like PC gamers would have enjoyed this better than the Halo/Gears of War all action shit story fans.
1 year, 10 months ago 10 ways to be an incredible team player in Bad Company 2
Nobody does any of these things, oh and snipers rape tanks I don't know what your talking about you get 2 sniper to corner a tank with morters and its instantly dead.
1 year, 11 months ago The Top 7... Least-irritating quick time events
DIE HARD ARCADE AWESOME. I thought QTE's were commonplace after that game but I wasn't playing enough games to know, but now I know.
2 years, 2 months ago A WoW player's guide to Star Wars: The Old Republic
Like WoWfags will really appreciate the story driven RPG gameplay that TOR promises to deliver. Its all about epic gear for those 9 million or so lobotomized players.
2 years, 2 months ago The Top 7… Games based on books
Too bad Rainbow Six Vegas features regenerating health and cut out the mission planning screen. Thank you consoles, can I have some more dumbed down games?

And what really WAS up with those weirding modules, how does ultimate mastery with the blade through peak mental and physical conditioning translate into little black boxes that shoot sonic wave beams at people when you talk into them?
2 years, 2 months ago 2009's saddest studio closures
What the crap? No mention of Ensemble, they made the age of empires series for chrissakes. But yeah, Pandemic, that sucks. While Mercenaries was unbelievebly bad. But Battlezone 2, while not nearly as good as the first was still really cool, and the Battlefront series, never as solid as the BF series was still a lot of fun.
2 years, 3 months ago Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
No mention of campaign length okay....

Too bad I was boycotting this game anyway.
2 years, 4 months ago Serious Sam HD - hands-on
The original Serious Sam was a budget bin shooter gem in the rough, with average graphics for the time, but made up for it with an insane amount of fun and interesting enemies. We're talking about L4D number of enemies, which was impressive not to mention really fun at the time.

Its a basic run and gun, but it just did it better than most. If you haven't played it you've missed out, but this looks awesome.
2 years, 4 months ago The Top 7... things ODST does better than Halo 3
I will judge a game by it's length and I will judge that this game is not worth 60 dollars.
2 years, 4 months ago StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty - hands-on
WTF?! There are no monthly fees for Battle.net what are you talking about man, and the specs are pretty low, this is Blizzard we're talking about.
2 years, 4 months ago Halo 3: ODST
WOOO! Another laughably short campaign for a game franchise that has an excellent Sci-Fi backstory. EPIC FAIL, my 360 just RRoD'd for the third time, so I'm definitely never playing this game, cause I'm not repairing that piece of shit.

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2 years, 5 months ago Defense Grid: The Awakening
Alright... well good review. I'm definitely getting this off Steam
2 years, 5 months ago How classic old games would be marketed today
The fact that everyone's saying they'd play a Samus in a bikini game makes this at first funny parody very, very sad in reality.
2 years, 5 months ago The games of fall '09
Too bad Brutal Legend isn't coming out for the PC...
2 years, 5 months ago GC 09: Aliens Vs Predator
The craptacular movies came out WAYYY after the games came along and showed us how awesome asymmetrical team based shooter multiplayer combat could be like with Space Marines, Aliens, and Predators.

This looks awesome.
2 years, 5 months ago GC 09: Star Wars: The Old Republic - hands-on
Whats this talk of "kiddie" and "toon" look, its basically an updated version of the style used in the first KOTOR games.

And its too much to ask to make an MMO using graphics going for photorealism on this kind of scale. They don't have an unlimited budget and time frame, and they definitely don't want to alienate users on lower end machines. So don't wish that they had gone for a realism approach with the graphics because its flat out impossible.