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magicwalnuts0 commented on: Modern Warfare 2 (Xbox 360): Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
	No mention of campaign length okay.... Too bad I was boycotting this game anyway.
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October 01, 2009

3:56 AM

magicwalnuts0 commented on: Serious Sam: The First Encounter HD (Xbox 360): Serious Sam HD - hands-on
	The original Serious Sam was a budget bin shooter gem in the rough, with average graphics for the time, but made up for it with an insane amount of fun and interesting enemies. We're talking about L4D number of enemies, which was impressive not to mention really fun at the time. Its a basic run and gun, but it just did it better than most. If you haven't played it you've missed out, but this looks awesome.
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September 29, 2009

11:19 PM

magicwalnuts0 commented on: The Top 7... things ODST does better than Halo 3
	I will judge a game by it's length and I will judge that this game is not worth 60 dollars.
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September 21, 2009

4:16 AM

magicwalnuts0 commented on: StarCraft II (PC): StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty - hands-on
	WTF?! There are no monthly fees for Battle.net what are you talking about man, and the specs are pretty low, this is Blizzard we're talking about.
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September 20, 2009

8:39 AM

magicwalnuts0 commented on: Halo 3: ODST (Xbox 360): Halo 3: ODST
	WOOO! Another laughably short campaign for a game franchise that has an excellent Sci-Fi backstory. EPIC FAIL, my 360 just RRoD'd for the third time, so I'm definitely never playing this game, cause I'm not repairing that piece of shit. reCaptcha: Episcopal Coinage
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September 15, 2009

12:59 AM

magicwalnuts0 commented on: Defense Grid: The Awakening (Xbox 360): Defense Grid: The Awakening
	Alright... well good review. I'm definitely getting this off Steam
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August 30, 2009

2:15 AM

magicwalnuts0 commented on: How classic old games would be marketed today
	The fact that everyone's saying they'd play a Samus in a bikini game makes this at first funny parody very, very sad in reality.
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August 29, 2009

1:10 AM

magicwalnuts0 commented on: The games of fall '09
	Too bad Brutal Legend isn't coming out for the PC...
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August 28, 2009

5:42 PM

magicwalnuts0 commented on: Aliens vs Predator (PC): GC 09: Aliens Vs Predator
	The craptacular movies came out WAYYY after the games came along and showed us how awesome asymmetrical team based shooter multiplayer combat could be like with Space Marines, Aliens, and Predators. This looks awesome.
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5:37 PM

magicwalnuts0 commented on: Star Wars: The Old Republic (PC): GC 09: Star Wars: The Old Republic - hands-on
	Whats this talk of "kiddie" and "toon" look, its basically an updated version of the style used in the first KOTOR games. And its too much to ask to make an MMO using graphics going for photorealism on this kind of scale. They don't have an unlimited budget and time frame, and they definitely don't want to alienate users on lower end machines. So don't wish that they had gone for a realism approach with the graphics because its flat out impossible.
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August 23, 2009

2:10 AM

magicwalnuts0 commented on: GC 09: Gamescom's BIG games played
	Well with the 360 it was because they tacked on royalties, and said it was paying for HD or some bullshit like that. Because the Xbox lost Microsoft a ton of money. The N64 had more expensive games because the cartridges were more expensive to manufacture. I think it will be the most pirated game ever. HOWEVER AvP will be awesome, I'm glad they brought that back.
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August 22, 2009

5:37 PM

magicwalnuts0 commented on: GC 09: Gamescom's BIG games played
	Its messed up that the PC version of MW2 is 60 bucks instead of the standard 50 bucks. I won't enjoy it because I won't buy it until its 50 bucks. And if you don't give a shit about it, its because you either only play on your melt box failsixty or your Playstation, both of which have you by the balls more than you know. because you're paying them 10 bucks every time you buy a game for their systems because neither of can turn a profit on units themselves.
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1:17 AM

magicwalnuts0 commented on: Rage (PS3): Rage
	AWESOME!!!!
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August 21, 2009

11:57 PM

magicwalnuts0 commented on: GC 09: Gamescom's BIG games played
	Oh wow, and they removed his comment, that's awesome. You people aren't gamers, you just have a boner for this one shooter, among many shooters. You couldn't give any less of a shit about how messed up this is.
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10:08 PM

magicwalnuts0 commented on: GC 09: Gamescom's BIG games played
	Wow Xboxrules all I want to do right now is peel your skin off and use it for jerky. But besides that Infinity Ward doesn't have a reason to feel like shit that people are saying not to buy their game. They should feel like shit that Activision is trying to manipulate the market by using their game to raise PC game prices. I still can't believe nobody is outraged by this.
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3:45 PM

magicwalnuts0 commented on: GC 09: Gamescom's BIG games played
	PC game*
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3:45 PM

magicwalnuts0 commented on: GC 09: Gamescom's BIG games played
	What? 60 dollars for a non collectors edition PC is not normal! Its unheard of, plain and simple nobody has had the balls to price gouge the PC game SKU, mostly because those extra 10 dollars (I don't know what it is in UK EU) are going to the console manufacturer as royalties. If you're not outraged by this then you clearly haven't played many games. This is absolutely unacceptable. People should just get together and pirate the game and make it the most pirated game in history. Because that's what Activision deserves for this absolute bullshit.
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7:00 AM

magicwalnuts0 commented on: GC 09: Gamescom's BIG games played
	Yeah I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about with all this collectors edition bullshit but the PC version of MW2 is 60 fucking bucks. Now nobody seems to agree with Aion here but I sure as hell do. 60 bucks for a PC game? That's fucking ridiculous, I'm not even going to look at this trailer because I know I'm not going to buy it, as good as it is. I'm not going to risk having to pay 60 bucks for every PC game I buy because greedy ass Activision doesn't think they're making enough money off of the PC. Most importantly however is the fact that Aliens Vs. Predator was and will be one of the best multiplayer games ever made and that I'm crazy excited for a modern iteration of such an awesome series of games.
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August 19, 2009

8:47 PM

magicwalnuts0 commented on: 100 Reasons Fanboys Hate PC Gaming
	Vista DOES suck, but it lets me play PC games so....
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2:06 AM

magicwalnuts0 commented on: The Top 7... games that need prequels
	I would only play the Grim Fandango prequel, otherwise the only reason why you want a prequel is because the the stories were presented crappily.
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August 15, 2009

5:56 PM

magicwalnuts0 commented on: Metroid Prime Trilogy (Wii): Metroid Prime Trilogy
	Alittle like Bioshock. ALOT more like System Shock 2, AKA a shooter action RPG. Good review but sometimes I wonder how many games some of GRs writers have played. Instead of plugging dumbed down recent iterations of older games, why not cite the original?
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July 30, 2009

12:13 AM

magicwalnuts0 commented on: Games invade gifs
	I only liked the Wiimote pipebomb and the alien popping out of that whore's chest. But some of the other ones were amusing too. reCaptcha: $6 comeback
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July 24, 2009

4:34 AM

magicwalnuts0 commented on: The Citizen Kanes of videogames
	Awesome article!!!! But I think you put CoD4 up there for all of the wrong reasons.
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July 13, 2009

4:42 PM

magicwalnuts0 commented on: What to say to the guy who comments "First!!!!"
	Buzz Aldrin didn't say "fuck you" to Louis Armstrong when he stepped on the moon. But then again most of the first commenters haven't read the article.
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July 07, 2009

1:52 AM

magicwalnuts0 commented on: Star Wars: The Old Republic (PC): Star Wars: The Old Republic hands-on
	Since the WoW addiction I vowed no more MMO's until the KotOR MMO. I am happy that this looks like it was a good decision.
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June 29, 2009

5:12 AM

magicwalnuts0 commented on: Gaming's most facepalm-worthy heroes
	This one is excellent, I liked the choice of heroes. And of super mega hyper picard overloads.
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June 27, 2009

9:46 PM

magicwalnuts0 commented on: Gaming words and phrases you never hear any more
	HAHAHA Max Headroom FTW. But I agree that vector graphics still look cool.
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June 26, 2009

6:48 AM

magicwalnuts0 commented on: Video: Fallout 3 is full of idiots
	The "Is everything alright?" part made me laugh out loud. Honestly if Fallout 3 had decent AI it probably would have been the greatest of games.
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June 23, 2009

12:08 AM

magicwalnuts0 commented on: The Top 7... best games of 2009 (so far)
	So I only have plants vs zombies, but this is basically my list of games I want to get + Valkyria Chronicles.
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June 18, 2009

9:31 PM

magicwalnuts0 commented on: Half-Life 2: Episode Two (PC): Half-Life 2: Episode Three storyline speculation
	So lets see what we have here. The Portal testing grounds as the Borealis and the G Man as an underling in some game of gods are both extremely good theories. I think you might have popped Valves big secret bubble (not that big it just takes years for Valve to make their HL games) with the G Man one. Only one troll managed to sneak his way in, maybe got tired of playing his favorite game that also starts with an H. Which is good. Also @lovinmyps3 this will most certainly not turn into a Duke Nukem Forever scenario. If HL2 didn't sink into the abyss of never seeing the light of day, none of Valve's HL titles will do the same. Also Portal is a Half Life game TF2 is not a Half Life game L4D is not a Half Life game but Portal is most certainly set in the Half Life universe.
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4:29 AM

magicwalnuts0 commented on: Ghostbusters The Video Game (PC): Ghostbusters The Video Game
	Well, I'd rather them release the MP later with a patch than release a crap MP at launch. Still it's kind of messed up that it wasn't included in the first place.
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June 17, 2009

4:22 PM

magicwalnuts0 commented on: 10 characters who know smoking is cool
	Snake is the ultimate badass smoker
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June 15, 2009

8:37 PM

magicwalnuts0 commented on: Prototype (PC): Prototype
	Great review. The little tidbit on the PC version was much appreciated. I may get a console version instead if it doesn't feel crisp on the mouse and keyboard. I knew the graphics would be butt for this game, the screenshots looked terrible all the way up to release.
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June 12, 2009

8:29 PM

magicwalnuts0 commented on: Which console will win Fall 2009?
	If MAG is anything like Planetside, it will be a laggy mess. But not just at launch, but FOREVER. Also MAG isn't coming out this fall, it's not going to hit that release date. Also L4D 2 is unlikely to hit it's Fall 2009 release date as well. However, Nintendo wins here with their epically uninteresting lineup of games. They will sell butt-tons of copies of all of those games. ODST will also sell like crazy, but will probably feel forced. Reach will probably be cool though unless it gets rushed like the last 2 Halo games. I just wishwishwishwish, Bungie would be given more time with their games. If I see another November next year release date and a 4 hour long campaign I'm going to shoot myself in the head. 2 years is just not long enough to continuously recreate an internet MP phenomena while also supposedly keeping up with a detailed story. I will pick Sony as the winner as most of the Microsoft games mentioned are also on PC, and since PC didn't get it's own category, most of Microsoft's section is null. Mass Effect was the last time I pick a 360 version over a PC one.
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June 11, 2009

5:54 PM

magicwalnuts0 commented on: E3 09: Modern Warfare 2 vs Left 4 Dead 2 vs Halo 3: ODST
	The headline made me think this this article was going to be really stupid. But then I saw the Dead Alive lawnmower scene, and I had to like it. Good details on the games as well.
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June 08, 2009

8:36 PM

magicwalnuts0 commented on: Left 4 Dead 2 (PC): E3 09: Left 4 Dead 2 announced!
	Yeah, playing in the daytime is going to be much more fun, more opportunities for cool set pieces.
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8:36 PM

magicwalnuts0 commented on: E3 09: Microsoft Press Conference
	So PC gaming is dead? recaptcha: bogied after
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8:33 PM

magicwalnuts0 commented on: Left 4 Dead 2 (PC): E3 09: Left 4 Dead 2 announced!
	WOW THAT LOOKS AWESOME!! @TheRedAtlasProject Yeah your right, they're using the same engine over again, all they need to do is reskin and balance out the melee weapons. That's why we're seeing so much so early. But where's HL2 EP3?
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8:33 PM