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November 02, 2009
12:21 AM
lorchan commented on:
The Top 7... Scariest games you've never played
OH GOD THE UNCANNY VALLEY USED FOR GOOD.
Anyway, I REALLY want to play The Path, now.
And read more Poe, but that's beside the point.
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October 23, 2009
9:10 PM
lorchan commented on:
Assassin's Creed II (PS3): Assassin's Creed II: Hands-on
CAN'T WAIT.
I was nervous, at first, that Ubisoft would take out some of the things that made the first game great, but I think it'll all be okay, now :)
Sadly I won't be able to play it right away when it comes out. Ironically, though, I'll be on vacation in Italy. Chao!
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September 05, 2009
3:36 PM
lorchan commented on:
GR's guide to the new age of 3D
If I had read this article 24 hours ago, I wouldn't be stuck with a broke-ass Coraline DVD that makes me queesy to watch in 3D
Honestly, I watched it with my mom yesterday and about four scenes in I stood up and changed the disc to 2D. It was UGLY.
Oh, and the 2D side of the disc was scratched when I bought it. And I bought it on vacation to a America (Canada doesn't have Hot Topic... dont' judge me)
So FML, I guess.
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3:24 PM
lorchan commented on:
Disney buys Marvel: who benefits?
As much as I loved Disney Adventures as a kid, and when I got a bit older they had some great Pirates of the Caribean comics sometimes, I'm glad their dead.
I have a framed page from an early 2006 issue stating that Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) would be the best game of the year. I laugh whenever I see it. Then I cry because I realize the little blue blur is dead inside.
Either way, con for the world: The Jonas Brothers are getting a comic. Don't deny it, they will.
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August 24, 2009
1:26 AM
lorchan commented on:
The Top 7... games that need prequels
I think Mirror's Edge needs both a prequel and a sequel. I hear a small team is working on Mirror's Edge 2... but I don't know anything more.
It needs a prequel for all the reasons listed in the article, but, if those looking to avoid spoilers would stop reading this comment right now, everyone Faith knew was either killed or betrayed her, as far as we know, except Kate. Sure, it's all because of Icarus, but if Faith had just let Kate go... would things be so bad? There's a lot of potential for a sequel story wise... minus the fact that we have a grand total of two characters left over: Faith and Kate. I wouldn't mind seeing Celeste brought back as a villian, though!
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July 31, 2009
7:24 PM
lorchan commented on:
The 15 worst-reviewed games of the past 15 years
I used to play Elf Bowling on my aunt's computer as a kid. I liked it then...
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7:08 PM
lorchan commented on:
Comic-Con 2009: Photo diary
SATIIIIN!!!!
Seriously, why do the mediocre cosplayers ALWAYS USE SATIN? Unless the character wears satin, don't wear satin! When in doubt, use cotton!
Remember kids: Satin is one letter away from Satan. It also is too shiny and looks bad in photographs.
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7:02 PM
lorchan commented on:
The 10 worst consoles ever
R.I.P. Gunpei Yokoi ;_;
He would have been so proud of Metroid these days... He never lived to see it go 3D.
(I actually like the Virtual Boy, by the way)
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July 17, 2009
3:52 PM
lorchan commented on:
33 iPhone games for REAL gamers
The ocarina app is cool, but it's worth noting that people who actually play the ocarina are going to be frustrated. Mostly because of the lack of thumb holes. I wish that was a problem that could be fixed, but it isn't. Most songs on a four hole ocarina need thumbholes. I'm just saying. for cosplay and such and never get played.
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3:18 PM
lorchan commented on:
The best FREE iPhone games
Tap Tap is a must, even if I have to admit I almost never play it, but I suppose pretty much everybody has that already, right?

I'd like to throw in my two cents for Cosmico.
It confuses the hell out of me, but it's really just mindless fun to great classical music. Oh, and it's about a robot who's going to die. That's sad :(
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July 14, 2009
6:35 PM
lorchan commented on:
Would YOU date a game character?
Honestly? If he was an actual person, and Hoppington wasn't the stupidest last name I ever heard, I'd probably date that Mike guy.
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July 03, 2009
12:04 AM
lorchan commented on:
The Top 7… games you either love or hate
I have to throw in my two cents on Assassin's Creed: I'm a lover of the game, but I see the arguments of the haters. It depends on the patience level of the individual player. I said this on deviantart the other day, but people looking for a slower moving, more story driven experience to savor are going to like it, while people looking for a lot of challenge and fast paced action won't. I love it, I have a friend who'll start killing civiians is I don't sit beside him the whole time he plays.
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July 02, 2009
11:54 PM
lorchan commented on:
The Top 7... gut-wrenching choices
Portal is on the little honorable mentions... thing... but I suppose the choice you get there (at least unless there's another choice I'm not aware of) is wheather to kill the Companion Cube or use cheats. I used cheats. I couldn't kill my baby :(
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11:36 PM
lorchan commented on:
Can Jerry Bruckheimer attract female gamers?
Problem: Bruckheimer seems to think of video games as longer, interactive movies. That's bad.
Another bad thing: When did the Sims become story driven? When I get around to fiddling with the Sims the fun all comes from making the house.
Last, but not least, why is that companies, these days, are begging for the attention of women? Half of the time they already have a female crowd, and don't even know it. The more they try to appeal to us, the more they sometimes end up insulting us. Nintendo is a prime example. They keep shoving this fashion, pink shit down our throats, saying 'Look, come play our games, we have stuff you'll like!' when most of us became Nintendo fans from Samus, or Link. Heck, this month's Nintendo Power has a Kingdom Hearts cover, a series that, as far as I know, has a huge following of female fans...
Awhile back a video game commentary channel I watch on youtube got a video from a girl saying how much she loved watching the videos, and what one of them replied is 'We have female fans?' This suprised me. There are a lot of us, but nobody seems to notice... Makes me wonder why :/
(Sorry for the uber long comment D:)
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June 29, 2009
4:24 AM
lorchan commented on:
59 levels to play before you die: A - D
I actually just did Acre Cathedral yesterday. It's so... It just really does deserve being on this list. I got assassin's creed about a month ago, and now that school's out I've been playing it A LOT. I plan to beat it tomorrow, actually :) Can't wait for Assassin's Creed II!
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22 days 5 hours ago on The Top 7... Scariest games you've never played
OH GOD THE UNCANNY VALLEY USED FOR GOOD.
Anyway, I REALLY want to play The Path, now.
And read more Poe, but that's beside the point.
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1 month 9 hours ago on Assassin's Creed II (PS3): Assassin's Creed II: Hands-on
CAN'T WAIT.
I was nervous, at first, that Ubisoft would take out some of the things that made the first game great, but I think it'll all be okay, now :)
Sadly I won't be able to play it right away when it comes out. Ironically, though, I'll be on vacation in Italy. Chao!
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2 months 18 days ago on GR's guide to the new age of 3D
If I had read this article 24 hours ago, I wouldn't be stuck with a broke-ass Coraline DVD that makes me queesy to watch in 3D
Honestly, I watched it with my mom yesterday and about four scenes in I stood up and changed the disc to 2D. It was UGLY.
Oh, and the 2D side of the disc was scratched when I bought it. And I bought it on vacation to a America (Canada doesn't have Hot Topic... dont' judge me)
So FML, I guess.
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2 months 18 days ago on Disney buys Marvel: who benefits?
As much as I loved Disney Adventures as a kid, and when I got a bit older they had some great Pirates of the Caribean comics sometimes, I'm glad their dead.
I have a framed page from an early 2006 issue stating that Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) would be the best game of the year. I laugh whenever I see it. Then I cry because I realize the little blue blur is dead inside.
Either way, con for the world: The Jonas Brothers are getting a comic. Don't deny it, they will.
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3 months 4 hours ago on The Top 7... games that need prequels
I think Mirror's Edge needs both a prequel and a sequel. I hear a small team is working on Mirror's Edge 2... but I don't know anything more.
It needs a prequel for all the reasons listed in the article, but, if those looking to avoid spoilers would stop reading this comment right now, everyone Faith knew was either killed or betrayed her, as far as we know, except Kate. Sure, it's all because of Icarus, but if Faith had just let Kate go... would things be so bad? There's a lot of potential for a sequel story wise... minus the fact that we have a grand total of two characters left over: Faith and Kate. I wouldn't mind seeing Celeste brought back as a villian, though!
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