1 year, 8 months ago A brief history of colored game cartridges
@QWERTYCommander
tony hawk pro skater 3 was black, i know because i own the game.
1 year, 8 months ago 8 funny Red Dead Redemption glitches that will make you smile
doesn't look intentional to me. there just too many to consider it intentional. i'm certain their a glitch in the code
1 year, 8 months ago Game music of the day: Star Fox
why the hell have they not released this game on the Virtual Console yet? i remember the years in which i used to go to a friend's house and play through this game. the easy route i can finish, the medium route, can get to level 3 or 4, and the hardest route, level 3 or 4 also. it's been a while since i've played it. they release it on the VC, and i will obtain it ASAIC. if you do not know your abbreviations by now, you shouldn't be using a pc so no, i will not explain what ASAIC is, all i will say is use your common sense.

maybe they should start the series over from the beginning again and disregard everything that happened since star fox adventures and after that.
1 year, 8 months ago Game music of the day: Super Mario Galaxy
Well, nintendo hit a milestone... one called creating more than one mario game where you collect stars to advance. the concept was originally on the 64, but the next one was on the gamecube, then the third one is for the wii and the forth, well the forth one you should know breaks the cycle of 1 mario game per console being released for every console.
1 year, 9 months ago How to be a d*ck in co-op
on dead rising 2, some person said he was going to play co-op and will use the useless weapons to annoy the other person that is online with him.
1 year, 9 months ago 5 failed attempts at motion controls and 3D gaming
Power Glove, make it a real mega buster that actually shoots the concussive whatever you call it mega man shoots from his arms with infinite ammo and you got yourself a deal.
1 year, 9 months ago How to fix what's wrong with PC gaming
building a pc without instructions is easier than building one of those build it yourself chairs/stuff with japanese instructions and no pictures most of the time.

some guy i knew did stick a screwdriver in their pc and a small bit of smoke came out of the pc after. this guy is practically a genius with this stuff and he stuck a screwdriver in the pc doing something only a rookie would do, that is destroying a pc.

a person who is not considered a wiz in this stuff can do it. if some guy i know (no offense to him but he's the last person to go to when fooling around with anything, he cannot fix anything, not even his car after 10 years), can replace a ram without ruining the pc, then anybody can do it.

the irony of it all is the complaints about a pc are done ON a pc.
1 year, 9 months ago The top 10 most 'fancied' game characters
take that raiden, you're not even on the list you dumb shit, and the funny part is he's intended for women... oh wait i forgot, they must have mistaken him for a woman just like president johnson did when he grabbed raiden's crotch and said "you're a man?" in metal gear solid 2.
1 year, 9 months ago What would you do with a time machine?
play the stock market and strike big, convince nintendo to go with the flow by the time of gamecube instead of using mini disks and convince them to make a stronger version for the wii, and this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APH1LIJaq7A... hmm, guess youtube's server is out right now, so if it doesn't work now, try again later.
1 year, 9 months ago Massive game flaws that we just accept
@ClusterShart
you mean this right.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWWfEs6STfI

i realize he uses stealth most of the time, but when not, the guards are idiots.

i know it's an infamous song to start but whatever.
1 year, 9 months ago Opinion: What is it with lame boss battles recently?
kojima almost always delivers when it counts the most which is the gameplay, and not so much in the story, but who really cares. it's not the storyline that matters most, it's the actual gameplay that matters. even a game with the worst voice actors (tobey maguire and kristen dunst) and dialogue that sounds like it was ripped from a low budget commercial can be epic if it delivers in the actual gameplay. as long as the game itself is good, i'm buying it.

his one strength is actually the boss battles. like you said in the other topic, other programmers of games should learn from him, aka the master of boss battles, the guru of bosses, the boss of the bosses, the king of boss fighters. ok i'm good. make them in a way that they are not predictable and one huge mistake can cost you a huge chunk of your health bar or whatever keeps track of whether you are close to dying or can take a few more bullets. in the last sentence, i remembered some games (modern warfare 2) don't use health bars, but instead use blood stains on screen to determine if you are going to be killed if a single bullet hits you.

go ahead, give the opponent some kind of advantage like a hell of a lot more health than me, but don't give them ways to regain health, it's irritating having them on the brink of death and somehow their health is back at 100%.
1 year, 9 months ago The Top 7… hated habits of the mainstream media
@ DOCCON, well yes because master chief is fictional and abortion is well real. it's practically killing somebody who would have otherwise walked on this earth. it is backwards. if your going to do something that risks you to have one, you might as well have it. it's better than leaving that in your conscience.

stupid media, we know what's real and what's not.
1 year, 9 months ago The Top 7… hated habits of the mainstream media
TV, (fox, cnn) reporters and video games is the equivalent to giving a dumb-ass a shotgun, or for that matter, a psychopath

“Currently, nothing under New York State law prohibits a fourteen-year old from walking into a video store and buying... a game like 'Grand Theft Auto,' which rewards a player for stealing cars and beating people up. Children can even simulate having sex with a prostitute...”

Uhh, well actually they don't sell them to minors stupid media, their parents have to buy the games for the kids and the blame should go to the parents for buying the game in the first place even after seeing the damn warning. some idiot tried that one in gamestop the other day even after they were shown the rating and warned.

Zombie' is a video game.

rrriiiggghhhttt, and fox news team are not a bbbuuunnnccchhh of iiidddiiioootttsss. intended to use sarcasm in my statement and this is the best i can do. they should allow people who play video games or developers to speak on our own behalf. any idiot can talk about a video game, but it takes somebody who knows something other than shit to actually talk about it. Fox news are notorious for pulling a shit story out of their ass that does not exist at all and using it as relevant info. i say the news station are more zombified/brainwashed than we are.
1 year, 9 months ago Famous game characters versus their voice actors
David hayter has the hair to be a snake, as well as the voice as he is the voice actor for snake. i don't know what will happen to the metal gear solid universe without solid snake. unless they remake metal gear and metal gear 2 solid snake, or have a game where you play snake's storyline in metal gear solid 2 (plant chapter) and actually get to run around shell 2 while it's still intact for once. with ps3 they can have the normal game and a choice of whether to use snake or raiden in the plant chapter although we all know you won't pick raiden. also, when in the plant, you have the pliskin costume and the sneaking suit to choose from.
1 year, 9 months ago 18 ways to be a bastard in games
dead rising, when the people are hanging right above zombies, drop them to their death, that is feed them to the zombies, also you can do them in yourself or last but not least, watch as paul burns to death and don't assist him. also, let events time out would work, especially the one where carlito plants bombs under the mall, let the zombie plague spread. hell, let a small group of zombies do frank in.

any game you can tea bag on is worth a mention, it's the ultimate insult for a gamer to be tea bagged by another gamer.

fighting games, when in a best 2 out of 3 or 3 out of 5, play as a noob on the first match and play as you usually do after.

street fighter 4, easy, play as ken.

hack games and give yourself or your team an unfair advantage.
1 year, 9 months ago How to make your game last longer in 9 easy time-wasting steps
10. don't use cheat sites for help as often, or don't use them at all (cheat wise, not in general)

11. act like a noob

12. master all characters/weapons

13. collect EVERYTHING in the game, yes even the pointless weapons

14. make stupid decisions often (for example, go into alert mode as many times as possible on a metal gear solid game)

15. attempt feats almost impossible (perfect score on games like metal gear solid 2 on euro extreme or extreme.)

16. venture into areas you have already completed

17. when done, start from the beginning with no cheats/helps

18. complete metal gear solid 3 using olive drab, naked, raikov uniform, scientist uniform, and maintenance uniform only, with no stealth and no facepaint, and no patriot gun, no ez gun, no supressors and still manage to have 0 alerts

finally

19. play a sandbox game and watch/obtain every single ending.

might have mentioned the same one twice, but who really cares.
1 year, 10 months ago Chun Li, Dante, Captain America, Felicia definitely in MvC3
hmm, well mystery capcom man appears to be frank because of the fact that just some dude fits the description of frank west, and he became popular in the 2nd half of the 2000s. i can almost guarantee that mega man will make the cut, as he always has in the past. need i remind you mega man is one of their flagship characters. zero, well maybe, since he is a popular character and there were people who begged for him to be in Tatsunoku vs Capcom. i'd be surprised if spider man didn't make the cut as well, (comic version, not the tobey maguire version), if fantastic 4 don't make it, not a big deal for me. Nick Fury is a maybe since he's on iron man 2, war machine, maybe as a second costume for iron man or a seperate character, and at least one more mutant (cyclops maybe?)... son of a *****, there's a lot of Marvel characters, too many to mention.
1 year, 10 months ago Game music of the day: Streets of Rage 2
I have the vc copy of streets of rage 2 on wii, could have saved 300 wii points if i had waited for at least one year. heck, i forgot the name of the game, went searching for it, and i was lucky that this was my first guess because i almost went for something else that i thought was it. they should modernize this game and since the image above shows, there's 4 characters to choose from so why not make it 4 player. course then i remember you can attack your mate, and new super mario bros wii and i change my mind. i know somebody who still has the genesis version of the game, only thing is their genesis died years ago. the wii version does not feel the same, if only you could use the genesis controllers on the wii, then it would feel right. if i'm not mistaken, they already done that with ps2 controllers. i have my doubts that these work, but here's what i'm talking about if you want to check it out more, type ps2 controller to wii or ps2 to wii and you will find it. the below link is what you will typically find.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Ep175-Sony-PS-PS2-Classic-Controller-Converter-Wii-/250615649440?cmd=ViewItem&pt=Video_Games_Accessories&hash=item3a59db54a0#ht_4416wt_1165
1 year, 10 months ago The Top 7… Useless additions to game sequels
2 things are wrong about the open world entry, midnight club was created by rockstar, the same developers of grand theft auto, and Need for Speed: Carbon was not the first open world racing game, it was actually Need for Speed: Underground 2.

if there was an 8, i'd have to say it would be games that have not changed one bit in their sequels, for example halo 3. wake up, it's an extra $60 to practically play the same game all over again with better graphics.
1 year, 10 months ago 8 characters you would never trust with your kids
here's an obvious one, how about one of those soldiers from the metal gear universe. here's why, they'd be stupid and would be unable to watch them as somebody would sneak in easily and snatch the kid when they are not looking. next, colonel volgin is an obvious one because he hates capitalism, he might end up electrocuting your kids and act like nothing happened. and since sephiroth is on here, why not post raiden in his metal gear solid 2 skull suit. lol, not even a grown man (President Johnson) could determine his gender. last one i feel like mentioning is solidus because he'd kidnap and send your child to war, and your child would look a lot like raiden.
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