2 years, 9 months ago 33 iPhone games for REAL gamers
when iphones come with 2 joysticks, a d-pad, four assorted buttons and a couple of bumper buttons im sold!
recaptcha: stipple $27,610,283
lol stipples :D
2 years, 10 months ago SingStar Queen
hand in your balls nathan, your officialy disqualified from man-hood. unless you can actualy sing. thats a different story.
2 years, 10 months ago Six Days in Fallujah – first look
i see this game as an interesting insight and very thought provoking. i would like to know more on exactly how much is based actual happenings. militaryraiden, your a self righteous asshole who shits out his mouth and talks out his ass. either way, your talking shit. but your post is kinda funny so its ok :)
2 years, 10 months ago Family Glide Hockey
shuffle puck! i havent thought that name in over 15 years! cant believe it was still there! any way, play it! it was a blast when i was 6.
heres some more exclamation marks!
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2 years, 10 months ago The shortest game names of all time
naw you gotta take into account how long it actually takes to say such names. by the universal laws of ryhme i can deduce the actual shortest name.
(pine,fine)nine,9
(flee,pee)dee,D
(pen,hen)en,N
N wins.
recaptcha: Patty well-trained
patty still dumb.
2 years, 10 months ago Excitebots – the WTF-iest game of 2009
bout time developers started ackowledging the greatest gaming peripheral of all time.
recaptcha: grandmother hunters
WTF?!!!
2 years, 10 months ago Paul vs 8-bit
reminds me of a trip i took. to the store.
this could be a good contender for WTF 09
2 years, 10 months ago Dragonball: Evolution
it will turn a profit. unfortunately.
my theory is that any western iteration of DBZ will suck donkey balls. lets just dismiss this as a bastard of adultery and never speak of it again. (until the next GR feature on rubbish movie games)
2 years, 10 months ago Videogame music makes Star Wars better
lol
recaptcha: Libby needed
2 years, 10 months ago Unbound Saga
no, it dosent.
2 years, 10 months ago GR Asks: Why was Biohazard renamed Resident Evil?
here another good way to avoid that asshole. you grab a glass, add cement, add water, drink then harden the fuck up.
2 years, 10 months ago Prince of Persia: Epilogue (review)
hmmm gee synster, maybe Its his Job.
2 years, 10 months ago Lost Planet 2 - EXCLUSIVE interview
great to hear the stumble animations may be sorted. nothing worse than watching your time go down the drain in rocket spam and a reccuring animation.
2 years, 10 months ago The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena
is this going to be packaged with the original? im sure i read that somewere
2 years, 10 months ago WARNING: Far Cry 2 is still a broken game
mercs 2 was way more fun. IED? try a rocket artillery strike!
2 years, 10 months ago These People Hate You!
people are idoits

recaptcha: mentai painter
hmmm musta been a typo...
2 years, 10 months ago Pokemon Platinum
vya, il re-invest in pokemon once the seriously outdated battle graphics get a revamp. white platform with a vague blur for a background? any other franchise would be a critical joke at this level!
im sure il get to see pokemon grow up one day *wishful thinking*
2 years, 11 months ago What lifestyle gaming pics looked like in the 70s
Videomaster: when a couple of body snatchers adopted some children of the corn.
gaming ads should reflect the joyfull glee of experimenting with ragdoll physics while on a sunday drive through central park.
"hey mum watch this!"
2 years, 11 months ago 23 amazing game soundtracks you don't remember
i aint one to suck up to the editors, but this articles the exception. you effers done alright. hope theres a sequal.
my suggestions would be
golden sun
sin's
zone of the enders: the fist of mars
suikoden II
2 years, 11 months ago How Pokemon are born
naw i think digimon was a good concept ruined by rubbish games. but then again it would have very difficult to balance the temporary evolutions. in short id really like a summon game with action rpg mechanics, a free roam enviroment and absolutely brutal monster design.
itd be a sick mmo!