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May 13, 2009
9:05 AM
jimsondanet commented on:
33 iPhone games for REAL gamers
when iphones come with 2 joysticks, a d-pad, four assorted buttons and a couple of bumper buttons im sold!
recaptcha: stipple $27,610,283
lol stipples :D
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April 19, 2009
1:47 PM
jimsondanet commented on:
SingStar Queen (PS3): SingStar Queen
hand in your balls nathan, your officialy disqualified from man-hood. unless you can actualy sing. thats a different story.
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1:40 PM
jimsondanet commented on:
Six Days in Fallujah (PC): Six Days in Fallujah first look
i see this game as an interesting insight and very thought provoking. i would like to know more on exactly how much is based actual happenings. militaryraiden, your a self righteous asshole who shits out his mouth and talks out his ass. either way, your talking shit. but your post is kinda funny so its ok :)
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April 15, 2009
8:50 AM
jimsondanet commented on:
Family Glide Hockey (Wii): Family Glide Hockey
shuffle puck! i havent thought that name in over 15 years! cant believe it was still there! any way, play it! it was a blast when i was 6.
heres some more exclamation marks!
!!!!!!!!
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8:32 AM
jimsondanet commented on:
The shortest game names of all time
naw you gotta take into account how long it actually takes to say such names. by the universal laws of ryhme i can deduce the actual shortest name.
(pine,fine)nine,9
(flee,pee)dee,D
(pen,hen)en,N
N wins.
recaptcha: Patty well-trained
patty still dumb.
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April 14, 2009
8:53 AM
jimsondanet commented on:
Excitebots the WTF-iest game of 2009
bout time developers started ackowledging the greatest gaming peripheral of all time.
recaptcha: grandmother hunters
WTF?!!!
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April 12, 2009
9:21 AM
jimsondanet commented on:
Paul vs 8-bit
reminds me of a trip i took. to the store.
this could be a good contender for WTF 09
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9:16 AM
jimsondanet commented on:
Dragonball: Evolution (PSP): Dragonball: Evolution
it will turn a profit. unfortunately.
my theory is that any western iteration of DBZ will suck donkey balls. lets just dismiss this as a bastard of adultery and never speak of it again. (until the next GR feature on rubbish movie games)
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April 10, 2009
4:33 PM
jimsondanet commented on:
Videogame music makes Star Wars better
lol
recaptcha: Libby needed
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7:06 AM
jimsondanet commented on:
Unbound Saga (PSP): Unbound Saga
no, it dosent.
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April 09, 2009
5:36 AM
jimsondanet commented on:
GR Asks: Why was Biohazard renamed Resident Evil?
here another good way to avoid that asshole. you grab a glass, add cement, add water, drink then harden the fuck up.
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5:16 AM
jimsondanet commented on:
Prince of Persia: Epilogue (review)
hmmm gee synster, maybe Its his Job.
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April 07, 2009
11:03 PM
jimsondanet commented on:
Lost Planet 2 - EXCLUSIVE interview
great to hear the stumble animations may be sorted. nothing worse than watching your time go down the drain in rocket spam and a reccuring animation.
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10:50 PM
jimsondanet commented on:
The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena (PS3): The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena
is this going to be packaged with the original? im sure i read that somewere
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10:40 PM
jimsondanet commented on:
WARNING: Far Cry 2 is still a broken game
mercs 2 was way more fun. IED? try a rocket artillery strike!
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March 24, 2009
9:00 AM
jimsondanet commented on:
These People Hate You!
people are idoits

recaptcha: mentai painter
hmmm musta been a typo...
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8:51 AM
jimsondanet commented on:
Pokemon Platinum (DS): Pokemon Platinum
vya, il re-invest in pokemon once the seriously outdated battle graphics get a revamp. white platform with a vague blur for a background? any other franchise would be a critical joke at this level!
im sure il get to see pokemon grow up one day *wishful thinking*
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March 21, 2009
1:18 PM
jimsondanet commented on:
What lifestyle gaming pics looked like in the 70s
Videomaster: when a couple of body snatchers adopted some children of the corn.
gaming ads should reflect the joyfull glee of experimenting with ragdoll physics while on a sunday drive through central park.
"hey mum watch this!"
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March 20, 2009
1:24 PM
jimsondanet commented on:
23 amazing game soundtracks you don't remember
i aint one to suck up to the editors, but this articles the exception. you effers done alright. hope theres a sequal.
my suggestions would be
golden sun
sin's
zone of the enders: the fist of mars
suikoden II
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12:15 PM
jimsondanet commented on:
How Pokemon are born
naw i think digimon was a good concept ruined by rubbish games. but then again it would have very difficult to balance the temporary evolutions. in short id really like a summon game with action rpg mechanics, a free roam enviroment and absolutely brutal monster design.
itd be a sick mmo!
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March 19, 2009
2:45 AM
jimsondanet commented on:
Rogue Trooper: Quartz Zone Massacre (Wii): Rogue Trooper: Quartz Zone Massacre
i absolutely loved the original. except the cringe worthy voice's
oh, and never one to stray from tradition...
98347239408798732461st WOOT!
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March 17, 2009
4:12 PM
jimsondanet commented on:
Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars (DS): Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars
my god, i cringe when i see people sucking up to the editors.
aside from that it is great to here R* have finaly cottoned on to some massive flaws i.e money. i cant wait for the struggle to maintain a healthy weapons stock!
you are right drama, you cant compare its score to the current gen champions as its pretty much running on a handheld ps1 supporting dual screens and a touch pad. im surprised it was made for it at all considering in most other respects the DS stands for donkey's shit.
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2:59 PM
jimsondanet commented on:
The Top 7... games that don't deserve nostalgia
hmm yes couldnt have said it better myself, sephiroth was an intimidating character. he actually inspired dread. kefka, however, was a clown. a freaking CLOWN!!!
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2:31 PM
jimsondanet commented on:
The Top 7... Worst Parts of Best Games
well actually it did anonymous, check your menu.
i absolutely loved the gummi ships, seriously! i spent hours crafting the ultimate death machine.
heres a tip with mass effects inventory screen. equip every character with the most advanced weaponry and armor. sell everything else.
oh yes and...
1st!!!! jim 4 teh win idoits!!!
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February 25, 2009
6:37 PM
jimsondanet commented on:
Dante's Inferno (PS3): Why Dante's Inferno will eviscerate God of War
so will there be GoW puzzles too?
everything else about this games has been 'inspired' by GoW why not?
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February 22, 2009
4:24 PM
jimsondanet commented on:
Jumpgate: Evolution (PC): Jumpgate: Evolution - hands-on
i loved freelancer! i am not so sure of a 1v1 pvp as the tighter turning arc would generaly lead to the win.
looks sick tho!

recaptcha: 10 attempting
a what? an orgy?
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February 19, 2009
8:06 AM
jimsondanet commented on:
Videogames versus the real world
idunno, you ever lit a garbage fire beefy?
the mouse isnt ...actualy ...a ...mutant
it was an experiment/demonstration in the versatility of stem cells...
sorry, had to.

anyways
1st person perspective, win = reality
3D rendering, win = reality
loading times, win = reality
odours, win = video games
texture popins, win = reality (can be influenced, but reality still for the win(more so))
carrying RPG into fastfood restaraunt, win = video games
hit n run, win = video games
placing IED in middle of road, win = video games
starting bush fires, win = video games
summoning cerebus, win = video games :(
summoning poodle, win = not you.

recaptcha: win Annie
is she hot?
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February 10, 2009
1:55 AM
jimsondanet commented on:
Dragon Age: Origins (PC): Dragon Age: Origins - Fable II's grown-up older brother?
theres nothing worse than a brilliant gameworld going to waste on a rubbish combat sytem
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February 09, 2009
8:05 PM
jimsondanet commented on:
(PS3): Red Dead Redemption rides into town
what you on about Gun was an awsome game, an yea definetly pick this one up
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February 08, 2009
7:06 PM
jimsondanet commented on:
The 10 most pointless videogame subtitles ever
"take “The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time,” for example. It’s a Zelda game, and it involves a magic ocarina. There’s information, it makes sense, it has a damn reason to exist."

COD: world at war. its a call of duty game, and it involves a world at war. theres information, it makes sense, it has a damn reason to exist.

cheap technicalities
coulda just stuck with the bizzare. good call on secret drafting games and 'The Game!'

recaptcha: $10 Fannie
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7:06 PM
jimsondanet commented on:
Videogame franchises founded on boobs
so how do i manage a lesbian sex scene in mass effect? oh, and are there anymore strip clubs?
maybe a secret planet of lesbians?
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February 06, 2009
3:49 PM
jimsondanet commented on:
Top 9 gaming records
when i got gta san andreas i stayed up for 48 hours plus playing it
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3:37 PM
jimsondanet commented on:
How Metacritic rules the games industry
in all honesty i have no beef with the user reviews. for instance that review posted on the first page maybe some users rant on the ineffectiveness of the weaponry, but if thats what gets your goat then dont get it or rent it.
i dont care about the opinionated dribble but as long as theres specific gameplay flaws/pros mentioned, i can still use it for a cross reference against other reviews to form an educated opinion.
"completely useless" ...yea righteo. write a review on it once youv finished puberty
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February 03, 2009
10:51 PM
jimsondanet commented on:
Soldner-X: Himmelssturmer (PS3): Soldner-X: Himmelssturmer
i once lasted the entire two minutes of the gemetry wars demo ...is that hardcore?
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January 24, 2009
6:19 AM
jimsondanet commented on:
How to make Lara Croft more family friendly
naw what lara needs is an optional 1st person view in which when we look down we can actually see her body ...jiggle =D
oh an a 'bullet time' the recovers with time, not action
you know
for da jiggle!
an the mirrors edge style would neato too
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6:04 AM
jimsondanet commented on:
SimAnimals (Wii): SimAnimals
now we just need an ants vs bees rts!
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5:29 AM
jimsondanet commented on:
Monster Lab (Wii): Monster Lab
im geussin he was late for happy hour
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January 22, 2009
1:13 PM
jimsondanet commented on:
10 classic Radar moments
yet so few good articles get sequals
come on guys(and chick) i wana see re-hash!
stoff dignity!
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12:40 PM
jimsondanet commented on:
Biggest unfulfilled promises in gaming
I contracted rrod (and yes it was 3 quarters certain n4g posters!). it booted up after repeated atempts at turning it on, then failed shortly after.
turned out the power cable wasnt connected to the xbox properly an so the pins were on only barely connecting.
now i aint a techy but im gona geuss that each pin corresponds to certain components resulting in some with power and others without, hence a perceived 'general hardware failure'
so theres a potential fix for some
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11:37 AM
jimsondanet commented on:
Games George Bush should play now he's got time on his hands
man i miss georgy, he was da man!
thats a third of lettermans zingers gone :'(
an personaly, i see The Bush singin "america... F*** YEA!!! while kicken ass on mercenaries 2: world in flames.
youl be sorely missed redneck brotha.
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December 25, 2008
2:20 AM
jimsondanet commented on:
The evolution of Santa Claus
no not at all like paople double posting comments, more like double tapping ctrl-v whilst copy pasting from word.
and thank you for that massive block of text
i will be genuinly surprised if someone actually read the entire thing
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December 21, 2008
11:44 AM
jimsondanet commented on:
Afro Samurai (PS3): Afro Samurai – hands-on
even if this game does hit all the right buttons i just dont see the premise taking off
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December 19, 2008
8:07 AM
jimsondanet commented on:
The hard way and the easy way
yea im in that boat, you wont see me going up against an ai on hardest difficulty unless accomponied by 2 friendly ai teams to take all the punishment while i build up an army.
sad...
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December 18, 2008
5:55 AM
jimsondanet commented on:
5 franchises that need facelifts
theres nothing wrong with using a good idea even if you didnt discover it
example
mass effect = KOTOR 1&2, fallout... etc
and dont forget that each editor has their own opinions (search 'why games arent scary')
now the glitched pop ad stuck on my screen, the videos chewing up my internet connection, the massive amount of pop-ups and the awsome articles forcing me to put up with this crap is something to gripe about.

im hoping that the massive amount of nothing to buy in GTA will be aleviated with DLC
and farcry2's open mission style would be mint!
"sniper rifle? rocket launcher? assault rifle? IED? garh! so many choices!"
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December 15, 2008
11:43 PM
jimsondanet commented on:
Grand Theft Auto IV (Xbox 360): First look at GTA IV Episode 1: The Lost and Damned
you dont dress as a biker to 'bike'
unless its a push bike noob
you dress as a biker to ride!
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11:27 PM
jimsondanet commented on:
The Top 7... Games you don't want for Christmas
ewwwwwww you cant be that hungry, beaver
hopefully somebody will wake up an make a dbz mmo with no relation to the story whatsoever
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December 13, 2008
4:48 PM
jimsondanet commented on:
2008 sucked compared to 2007
naw i think 08 will be a special year to gamers simply for the massive (an really decent) sequals to hit the shelves
niko has redifined a major franchise not to mention fallout or the swish new pop (even tho the prequals pre-date 07 this years way better)
2008 Year of The Gamer
ffXIII is gona suck i know it! they should just remake the brilliant ff stories of yore
none of this scifi rpg crap
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