*in an elcor voice* sarcastically: i love how you managed to remain impartial despite the fact that you have giant advertisements for this game all over your wesbite.
omfg halo is amazing all those other games sucks and it is so much better than call of duty halo is amazingness and all those other games like resident evil and warhawk suck ass.
looks like a case for the small claims court. and by small claims court i mean take her "camping" in the middle of nowhere, then while she's asleep steal her phone, take the food, and drive away. leave her in the woods to die.
i think that reviewers should give multiple scores based for niche games. an overall score for normal gamers and a specialist score for how well it performs in that niche.