@ 0:46 the octopus has angry eyebrows. Angry eyebrows = implied violence.

ReCaptcha: [WC] erotic

This article makes me wish Microsoft would send my 360 back so I could murder some undead... Can you murder the undead?

Recaptcha: atoned rudolph

for fucks sake!!

ahahahhaaa... that about sums it up, doesn't it? Cuz that's what we've all been thinking everytime we see more prereleased Bioshock bullshit.

I was severely intrigued by the first one... but I have a feeling the second one is gonna be a one night stand.

First off I gotta say I'm not terrible excited about this game because it seems to be a massive ripoff of all kinds of games such as Stranglehold. But thats ok, if it turns out to be a better looking Stranglehold, I'll play it anyway.

Next I'd like to point out to flourine that "'normal' girls" don't really do it for a game. Just like you don't really ever see any "normal" guys as the main character of any game. You hear alot of reviews claiming that your just an everyday average joe that happened to crash into the ocean (bioshock) but really there's nothing normal there cuz you still kick the bleeding shit outta everyone you see.

Normal doesn't sell. Normal is boring. Sex isn't needed to sell in theory but since a girl protaganist basically needs to be super amazing... sexyness is a bi-product.

Guy characters tend to super-freaking durable and rough around the edges and super-macho. Girls are freakishly acrobatic, tough and... well sexy. And that's how it should be.

Unless you're into dykes.

re-captcha: oped tennis

"They didn't feel a thing. Honestly. It was quick."

pretty much sums up why I come here.

I'm gonna put this out there for all the idiots that think that Hitman was terrible. It was actually a very solid movie. Olyphant definitely held his own and was way better than Statham would've been, due to the fact that Statham is so recognizable which totally kills the whole idea. Also, Max Payne was not a bad movie, a little strange but c'mon the game was wacked too.

at first glance i thought homie_cheese said 'sex on psn'... Unrelated... Other than that I thought this was a very informative article. Thanks for increasing my brain activity.

man i've been waiting for this game. I'm pumped man. Wolverine is gonna kick some sick ass!!

Man I was pumped about this article. And it was pretty good, won't lie... but what about the drunk Santa from Hitman: Blood Money? That guy was awesome.

Crankr.... you pretty much wrapped it up and sold it to me. WANT!!!

superman was right, this is magic.

why so serious, shane? you had the look of a prisoner.

awesome article, as i was reading it i was thinking to myself, Second Sight wasn't that bad really. But then i got here to dispute it and have realized that, yes it was bad.

but seriously dude... you should refrain from making High School Musical references. It worries me.

o-monk, if you weren't a gamer nerd, you wouldn't be on this site.

noofer7... the problem is that it plays like suck. and looks like suck. which basically means it is suck. other than that, nothing.

Man, skydiving is a good idea. Oh, and I tried that whole start a new game... thing. And well it lasted until I to the road, where i promptly got hit by a car, pulled the dude out and beat the living shit outta him.... Does that make me a homicidal freak? Probably.

geez, does that mean that because i like playing GTA, that i like playing with gay men? OH MY GOD!!!!! I sincerely hope not. I haven't felt this awkward since MGS2!

fuck man, dry your pants...

Oh yeah, the article, pretty awesome. Mario 64 had a pretty notable "shrinkage level" except it's obviously based on an earlier Mario game. So I applaud you for leaving it out.

Screw the casual players, they have no need to play these kinda games anyway. Make it brutally hard for all I care, that'll make it worth playing. Gotta say, the new art style is kinda growing on me. Looks pretty sweet.

Great article man, assassins creed would be good to include, so would all the issues brought up in MGS, but those are beyond mature: they're baffling.