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October 31, 2009
4:09 AM
derringer83 commented on:
The evolution of videogame zombies
This article makes me wish Microsoft would send my 360 back so I could murder some undead... Can you murder the undead?

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May 10, 2009
4:40 AM
derringer83 commented on:
Why BioShock 2 is a TERRIBLE IDEA
for fucks sake!!

ahahahhaaa... that about sums it up, doesn't it? Cuz that's what we've all been thinking everytime we see more prereleased Bioshock bullshit.

I was severely intrigued by the first one... but I have a feeling the second one is gonna be a one night stand.
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April 30, 2009
4:29 AM
derringer83 commented on:
WET (Xbox 360): How wet will Wet make you get?
First off I gotta say I'm not terrible excited about this game because it seems to be a massive ripoff of all kinds of games such as Stranglehold. But thats ok, if it turns out to be a better looking Stranglehold, I'll play it anyway.

Next I'd like to point out to flourine that "'normal' girls" don't really do it for a game. Just like you don't really ever see any "normal" guys as the main character of any game. You hear alot of reviews claiming that your just an everyday average joe that happened to crash into the ocean (bioshock) but really there's nothing normal there cuz you still kick the bleeding shit outta everyone you see.

Normal doesn't sell. Normal is boring. Sex isn't needed to sell in theory but since a girl protaganist basically needs to be super amazing... sexyness is a bi-product.

Guy characters tend to super-freaking durable and rough around the edges and super-macho. Girls are freakishly acrobatic, tough and... well sexy. And that's how it should be.

Unless you're into dykes.

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April 27, 2009
10:26 PM
derringer83 commented on:
The Top 7... Games where you play as food
"They didn't feel a thing. Honestly. It was quick."

pretty much sums up why I come here.
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March 20, 2009
1:53 PM
derringer83 commented on:
How much money do videogame movies actually make?
I'm gonna put this out there for all the idiots that think that Hitman was terrible. It was actually a very solid movie. Olyphant definitely held his own and was way better than Statham would've been, due to the fact that Statham is so recognizable which totally kills the whole idea. Also, Max Payne was not a bad movie, a little strange but c'mon the game was wacked too.
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January 13, 2009
6:20 AM
derringer83 commented on:
The Top 7... Best ports on inferior systems
at first glance i thought homie_cheese said 'sex on psn'... Unrelated... Other than that I thought this was a very informative article. Thanks for increasing my brain activity.
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6:09 AM
derringer83 commented on:
(Xbox 360): Wolverine cuts loose
man i've been waiting for this game. I'm pumped man. Wolverine is gonna kick some sick ass!!
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December 26, 2008
1:35 AM
derringer83 commented on:
The evolution of Santa Claus
Man I was pumped about this article. And it was pretty good, won't lie... but what about the drunk Santa from Hitman: Blood Money? That guy was awesome.
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December 17, 2008
9:16 PM
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