This article makes me wish Microsoft would send my 360 back so I could murder some undead... Can you murder the undead?

Recaptcha: atoned rudolph

for fucks sake!!

ahahahhaaa... that about sums it up, doesn't it? Cuz that's what we've all been thinking everytime we see more prereleased Bioshock bullshit.

I was severely intrigued by the first one... but I have a feeling the second one is gonna be a one night stand.

First off I gotta say I'm not terrible excited about this game because it seems to be a massive ripoff of all kinds of games such as Stranglehold. But thats ok, if it turns out to be a better looking Stranglehold, I'll play it anyway.

Next I'd like to point out to flourine that "'normal' girls" don't really do it for a game. Just like you don't really ever see any "normal" guys as the main character of any game. You hear alot of reviews claiming that your just an everyday average joe that happened to crash into the ocean (bioshock) but really there's nothing normal there cuz you still kick the bleeding shit outta everyone you see.

Normal doesn't sell. Normal is boring. Sex isn't needed to sell in theory but since a girl protaganist basically needs to be super amazing... sexyness is a bi-product.

Guy characters tend to super-freaking durable and rough around the edges and super-macho. Girls are freakishly acrobatic, tough and... well sexy. And that's how it should be.

Unless you're into dykes.

re-captcha: oped tennis

"They didn't feel a thing. Honestly. It was quick."

pretty much sums up why I come here.

I'm gonna put this out there for all the idiots that think that Hitman was terrible. It was actually a very solid movie. Olyphant definitely held his own and was way better than Statham would've been, due to the fact that Statham is so recognizable which totally kills the whole idea. Also, Max Payne was not a bad movie, a little strange but c'mon the game was wacked too.