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July 27, 2009
6:29 PM
crustdbeat commented on:
Marketing bullshit gamers should stop being a part of
i have once been to a midnight launch, and i pushed through all the nerds to get to the front, and they didn't do anything... hahaha fuckin nerds
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July 23, 2009
10:16 AM
crustdbeat commented on:
Max Payne 3 (Xbox 360): Max Payne 3
FINALLY... now THIS is what you call REALISM. I too, once sported a leather jacket a, a full head of hair, and a slender physique... Now. I am bald, fat, and angry as hell.
Come to think of it, I am Max Payne.
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July 17, 2009
9:14 AM
crustdbeat commented on:
The Secret of Monkey Island: Special Edition (Xbox 360): The Secret of Monkey Island: Special Edition
im with ya smallberry...
hes was a bit tubsy in the original.

This game shall separate the men from the boys.
Oh wait there is a hint system now.
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July 02, 2009
2:29 AM
crustdbeat commented on:
What are the favourite 'types' of people used on video game box-art?
oh ok so everyone notices that vin diesel is white.....
but automatically the saints row 2 guy is black or mexican because of his bandana maybe?
hr sure looks white
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2:24 AM
crustdbeat commented on:
What are the favourite 'types' of people used on video game box-art?
arent riddick and the saints row2 guy crackers?

they sho looks it.
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June 19, 2009
5:01 PM
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4:58 PM
Gears of War (Xbox 360) is now collecting dust for crustdbeat.
4:57 PM
Perfect Dark Zero (Xbox 360) is now collecting dust for crustdbeat.
4:57 PM
Crackdown (Xbox 360) is now collecting dust for crustdbeat.
4:57 PM
SKATE (Xbox 360) is now collecting dust for crustdbeat.
4:56 PM
Lost Odyssey (Xbox 360) is now collecting dust for crustdbeat.
4:55 PM
crustdbeat has updated their platforms.
4:51 PM
crustdbeat commented on:
95 game names turned into porno titles
DownCrack
Head Rising
Perfect Dark Meat
Escape from the monkey f--kfest volume 6
Crackman
FudgePackman
um
Spunky Island
Saints Blow
Eatout 3
Titman: Love Money
Whorza
Blowing sword: the roof-mounted mirror.
Theme Massage Parlour
Rons Quest 1,2,3,4,5,6 and 7
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June 18, 2009
1:27 PM
crustdbeat commented on:
QOTW: What's the most you've geeked out over a game?
My nerdiest moment would have to be, Final Fantasy 7... back when i was in high school, i would sit in class just generally failing at school because i was busy, daydreaming about FF7... There were times when i actually held myself like cloud and walked like him. haha. WWCD.
I would read out the on screen dialogue and have voices for each character...yep.
I also once got my old-girlfriend to do some, She actually enjoyed it.(i think).
I even wrote a continuation of the story in my old school books with illustrations and it was actually quite a good story.
haha.
So there is that, or there is the fact that i have a full sleeve tattoo of monkey island artwork. hahaha (no shit).
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May 23, 2009
3:39 AM
crustdbeat commented on:
The 10 most common game design mistakes
Assassins Creed = Unskippable Tedium-Fest
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May 14, 2009
1:13 PM
crustdbeat commented on:
Liberty City: The shocking truth
also nico can fall off a 50 story building and wake up in the hospital a few hours later, without a scratch.
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April 15, 2009
10:09 AM
crustdbeat commented on:
The shortest game names of all time
is that morpheus in D?
the whitest black man ever.
"i feel myself changing, argh urgh ergh gargh"!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha
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April 07, 2009
9:38 AM
crustdbeat commented on:
The Top 7... Most embarrassing live-action game scenes
night trap = sexy

early 90s/late 80s chicks were the hottest chicks.

pillow pants 4 life!
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January 14, 2009
8:30 AM
crustdbeat commented on:
(Xbox 360): Wolverine cuts loose
"wolverine cuts loose" OR is it really just gonna be "hugh cuts loose"
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January 03, 2009
2:21 AM
crustdbeat commented on:
15 big 2009 games you've probably forgotten about
dammit!
and just when i thought fiddie had finaly fizzled.
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December 16, 2008
9:07 AM
crustdbeat commented on:
Grand Theft Auto IV (Xbox 360): First look at GTA IV Episode 1: The Lost and Damned
Sepul-fukkin_tura!!!!!!
i hope they have a new station dedicated to thrash.
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December 14, 2008
4:31 AM
crustdbeat commented on:
2008 sucked compared to 2007
HALO NERD BASHING TIME!
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