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crustdbeat commented on: Max Payne 3 (Xbox 360): Max Payne 3 |
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| FINALLY... now THIS is what you call REALISM. I too, once sported a leather jacket a, a full head of hair, and a slender physique... Now. I am bald, fat, and angry as hell. Come to think of it, I am Max Payne. |
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crustdbeat commented on: The Secret of Monkey Island: Special Edition (Xbox 360): The Secret of Monkey Island: Special Edition |
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| im with ya smallberry... hes was a bit tubsy in the original. This game shall separate the men from the boys. Oh wait there is a hint system now. |
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crustdbeat commented on: What are the favourite 'types' of people used on video game box-art? |
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| oh ok so everyone notices that vin diesel is white..... but automatically the saints row 2 guy is black or mexican because of his bandana maybe? hr sure looks white |
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crustdbeat commented on: What are the favourite 'types' of people used on video game box-art? |
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| arent riddick and the saints row2 guy crackers? they sho looks it. |
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crustdbeat commented on: 95 game names turned into porno titles |
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| DownCrack Head Rising Perfect Dark Meat Escape from the monkey f--kfest volume 6 Crackman FudgePackman um Spunky Island Saints Blow Eatout 3 Titman: Love Money Whorza Blowing sword: the roof-mounted mirror. Theme Massage Parlour Rons Quest 1,2,3,4,5,6 and 7 |
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crustdbeat commented on: QOTW: What's the most you've geeked out over a game? |
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| My nerdiest moment would have to be, Final Fantasy 7... back when i was in high school, i would sit in class just generally failing at school because i was busy, daydreaming about FF7... There were times when i actually held myself like cloud and walked like him. haha. WWCD. I would read out the on screen dialogue and have voices for each character...yep. I also once got my old-girlfriend to do some, She actually enjoyed it.(i think). I even wrote a continuation of the story in my old school books with illustrations and it was actually quite a good story. haha. So there is that, or there is the fact that i have a full sleeve tattoo of monkey island artwork. hahaha (no shit). |
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crustdbeat commented on: The 10 most common game design mistakes |
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| Assassins Creed = Unskippable Tedium-Fest | |
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crustdbeat commented on: Liberty City: The shocking truth |
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| also nico can fall off a 50 story building and wake up in the hospital a few hours later, without a scratch. | |
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crustdbeat commented on: The shortest game names of all time |
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| is that morpheus in D? the whitest black man ever. "i feel myself changing, argh urgh ergh gargh"!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha |
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crustdbeat commented on: The Top 7... Most embarrassing live-action game scenes |
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| night trap = sexy early 90s/late 80s chicks were the hottest chicks. pillow pants 4 life! |
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crustdbeat commented on: (Xbox 360): Wolverine cuts loose |
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| "wolverine cuts loose" OR is it really just gonna be "hugh cuts loose" | |
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crustdbeat commented on: 15 big 2009 games you've probably forgotten about |
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| dammit! and just when i thought fiddie had finaly fizzled. |
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crustdbeat commented on: Grand Theft Auto IV (Xbox 360): First look at GTA IV Episode 1: The Lost and Damned |
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| Sepul-fukkin_tura!!!!!! i hope they have a new station dedicated to thrash. |
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crustdbeat commented on: 2008 sucked compared to 2007 |
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| HALO NERD BASHING TIME! | |
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Marketing bullshit gamers should stop being a part of