July 16, 2011
12:42 AM
civver commented on:
How to get into PC gaming
I like how the author thinks console gamers don't have PCs already for document processing, internet access, and other stuff (and last time I checked a good graphics card wasn't required for those). Stop with the argument that you can use the PC for other uses. If you're buying a new PC you're pretty much just buying it for the gaming purposes.
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June 16, 2011
1:09 AM
civver commented on:
Call of Juarez: The Cartel (PC): E3 2011: Call of Juarez: The Cartel hands-on preview
Interdepartmental rivalry has never sounded so fun.
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April 09, 2011
March 19, 2011
12:03 AM
civver commented on:
Homefront (Xbox 360): Homefront review
"Believable story" Hahahahaha, oh wow. South Korea peacefully agreeing to be ruled by the North, and various convenient disasters to bring the US down a bit. And China somehow not caring that the nation it has under its wing is growing more powerful than they can benefit from. Or any other non-NK power for that matter.
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February 24, 2011
12:35 AM
civver commented on:
Battlefield 3 (Xbox 360): First Battlefield 3 gameplay footage debuted
That's not much GAMEPLAY footage. There's more to a game than just particle effects.
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February 23, 2011
3:16 AM
civver commented on:
Homefront (Xbox 360): Homefront hands-on preview
I wonder if the KPA actually has a reason for committing such crimes other than to look obviously evil.
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2:56 AM
civver commented on:
Bulletstorm (Xbox 360): Bulletstorm review
This review sounds very sycophantic. While I could appreciate the possible replay value and interesting gameplay, some of the things you talk about aren't as good as they actually are. Smartly written scenes? I guess just randomly sticking a vulnerable little girl in is enough to build sympathy from you. Not to mention a revelation that they've been doing not-so-innocent killings out of nowhere. And that on-rails thing looks like it has way too many things going on. It's not well-constructed, it's cluttered. But I can agree with the rest of the review, in a different tone. This probably should be on anyone's buy list.
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January 09, 2011
2:30 AM
civver commented on:
Call of Duty: Black Ops - 8 simple reasons you suck at multiplayer
#7 can be sort of ignored with Suppressors and Sleight of Hand. As for #2, some of the assault rifles are good at everything. If you know how to shoot, you could even snipe with them. With #1, assaulting an enemy spawn point will be as hard as assaulting the middle point anyway.
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January 05, 2011
3:07 AM
civver commented on:
How to make a game longer without boring the pants off everyone
A bunch of zombies better than Fallout 3 Broken Steel. Yeah, sure. Most of these are just repetitive slogs. The first one did seem appealing though.
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December 02, 2010
4:07 AM
civver commented on:
Crysis 2 (PC): PC gaming being 'held back' by consoles says Crytek man. 360s and PS3s everywhere have a cry
Sorry, I don't feel like dishing out a few hundred dollars for PC upgrades every time there's a new game with higher system requirements.
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November 21, 2010
10:48 PM
civver commented on:
Call of Duty: Black Ops multiplayer quick start guide
Some of this advice isn't so enlightening. The Nova Gas may be good, but you only get one of those. Better to get the drop on 2 enemies with the Concussion grenades. And I'll have to express my disapproval at encouraging the purchase and usage of the annoying RC-XD. Far better to help the team and yourself by sticking with the Spy Plane. Instead of sitting in a corner, more points can be had by going around and shooting people with foreknowledge of their location.
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8:12 PM
civver commented on:
Homefront (Xbox 360): Homefront may stir up controversy in America
Meh, I'd have genuine emotions if the concept wasn't so ridiculous. Sure, the DPRK has a blue-water navy capable of an amphibious assault of the continental United States. Sure, they have the resources and manpower to occupy and control the hundreds of millions of square kilometers and current inhabitants of the country.
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September 10, 2010
10:47 PM
civver commented on:
The 8 most embarassing ads for gaming colleges
"the worst wrong-way-round disaster since a nurse miswired IV and colostomy bags." That's horrifying, thanks for the mental image. Very good article. #1 really does manage to evoke not only disdain, but also hatred.
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September 08, 2010
11:05 PM
civver commented on:
How to play RTS games competitively – for newbies
Seems like too much work for me, but hey, if you find it fun, then more power to you. Still some pretty good advice. I once thought that a large pool of resources was a good thing. Oh how wrong I was.
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August 31, 2010
10:53 PM
civver commented on:
Sid Meier's Civilization V (PC): Civilization V demo delayed till release day
What kind of uncultured barbarian hasn't played Civilization? Anyway, this is disappointing. But nothing really worth getting too angry about. Even if it was released, I'd still wait for reports of problems or bugs before buying.
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August 26, 2010
12:29 AM
civver commented on:
Mafia II (Xbox 360): Mafia II super review
Probably worth a rental.
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August 10, 2010
1:01 AM
civver commented on:
Call of Duty: Black Ops multiplayer revealed, includes Micro Machine of death
The Call of Duty (and Modern Warfare) games have a nasty habit of always introducing something annoying. Martyrdom, Dogs, Commando, and now it seems it's the RC Bomb.
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August 06, 2010
12:07 AM
civver commented on:
Tom Clancy's H.A.W.X. 2 (Xbox 360): Tom Clancy's HAWX 2 - hands-on
Taking off and refueling seem more arduous than fun. The carrier take-off sounds neat though. And the other stuff might be good.
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August 05, 2010
July 29, 2010
10:57 PM
civver commented on:
The best RTS units of all time
Ironclad sucks in Civ 4. I mean, coastal squares only? What the hell is that crap?
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July 22, 2010
6:03 PM
civver commented on:
The PC's most WTF games
Korsakovia blows all the others out of the water just with its description.
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July 19, 2010
10:10 PM
civver commented on:
Halo Reach (Xbox 360): Bungie reveals Halo: Reach's Armory
The avatar helmets look kinda neat.
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July 17, 2010
6:45 PM
civver commented on:
Six horrific crimes you never realized you were committing in games
This is certainly new and unprecedented.
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6:22 PM
civver commented on:
7 multiplayer experiences to bring out the bastard in you
No DEFCON? What a disappointing list.
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6:11 PM
civver commented on:
StarCraft II (PC): StarCraft II cost more than $100 million to make
Wow, a major game project in the 2000s requires a lot of money to make? What a stunning expose that merits several Pulitzer Prizes!
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June 24, 2010
June 07, 2010
9:30 PM
civver commented on:
Super Mario Galaxy 2 (Wii): Mario appears in very high Finnish drug score
Shrooms aren't really the worst drugs out there. Like LSD, I believe you can't die of an overdose or bad effects. Having a bad trip is the worst that happens. Captchs: injure not. Quite apropos.
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9:27 PM
civver commented on:
10 great video game composers
Where's Frank Klepacki? This list is disappointingly incomplete.
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April 21, 2010
1:29 AM
civver commented on:
10 ways to be an incredible team player in Bad Company 2
Forgot to mention: Recon classes. For the love of god, use motion mines more often.
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1:23 AM
civver commented on:
10 ways to be an incredible team player in Bad Company 2
Good stuff. People need to know #3,5,7 better. Everyone knows #4 know, I think. #6 doesn't help with a mortar strike. #9 is a bit of a Catch-22. One needs to drive to learn how to drive.
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March 19, 2010
9:49 PM
civver commented on:
20 Bizarre and beautiful browser games
Miami Shark is awesome.
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9:34 PM
civver commented on:
If games kept their original names
What's wrong with Omega? Pretty cool title, I think.
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March 03, 2010
3:10 AM
civver commented on:
If video games were candy bars
Hell yeah Creme Fortress.
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February 26, 2010
10:21 PM
civver commented on:
What kind of gamer are you?
Oh sure, forget about the strategy gamers...
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10:08 PM
civver commented on:
Gaming's most fiendish anti-piracy tricks
Pretty interesting. It's just sad that the pirate will always find ways to subvert it.
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January 30, 2010
8:28 PM
January 05, 2010
5:31 PM
civver commented on:
21 famous real-life moments given Achievements
The moon landing one should have been 200 points.
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December 07, 2009
11:48 PM
civver commented on:
Top 7... Blatantly sexist game advertisements
What the hell, where did the ad in number 1 even air? Anyone with a the tiniest smidgen of self-respect would not let it air.
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November 21, 2009
7:06 PM
civver commented on:
Modern Warfare 2's glaring plot holes exposed!
Honestly, Infinity Ward is just trying to be LOLDEEP and LOLINTENSE.
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October 17, 2009
9:09 PM
civver commented on:
Gaming’s filthiest bathrooms
Eh, the toilets in Tenpenny Tower were really nice.
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October 13, 2009
11:54 AM
civver commented on:
The Top 7... Lamest party games
I feel sorry for the Wii, with all those mindless party games. It deserves better.
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October 06, 2009
11:45 PM
civver commented on:
6 things about games that aren't true
Hey, don't blame the researchers. Blame the sensationalizing media, politicians, and other people who distort science for their own nefarious purposes.
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September 23, 2009
1:39 AM
civver commented on:
Halo 3: ODST (Xbox 360): Halo 3: ODST
Hardcore Halo fan? +1 Casual Halo fan? -1 That pretty much summarizes the whole review.
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September 09, 2009
11:24 PM
civver commented on:
How to make a game thatll sell a million copies
This was hilarious. Also, I'd totally fork over cash for "Revenge of the Blood Resistance". You can't go wrong with such an awesome title.
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September 03, 2009
9:45 PM
civver commented on:
Real Heroes: Firefighters (Wii): Real Heroes: Firefighter
That's unfortunate. This could have had potential.
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12:42 AM
civver commented on:
GR's guide to the new age of 3D
I'm still not convinced of the merits of 3D. I'll adopt it if it becomes mainstream and cheap, but no way am I going to spend a lot on such stuff.
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12:35 AM
civver commented on:
The best randomly generated game names
"No One Can Stop the Amish Diesel" and "True Crime: Driving in the Middle East" sound like an awesome racing games.
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August 31, 2009
10:41 PM
civver commented on:
Disney buys Marvel: who benefits?
Still have to wait how it actually turns out. Heh, reCAPTCHA "deals GAINS"
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August 29, 2009
12:05 AM
civver commented on:
The games of fall '09
Scribblenauts and Assassin's Creed 2 interest me. Probably Saboteur too.
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August 28, 2009
12:42 AM
civver commented on:
How classic old games would be marketed today
This article should have been more subtle. It kind of overshot the mark for me. I get what you're trying to say, but the portrayals are too exaggerated.
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