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November 27, 2009
3:45 PM
September 16, 2009
4:38 PM
chainchomp commented on:
Batman: Arkham Asylum (PC): Batman: Arkham Asylum
I received the PC version of this today but it wont work because of windows live not letting people play games early.
I know people who got the console version early who did no have this problem.
Why the fuck is PC gaming so shit?
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June 08, 2009
8:35 PM
chainchomp commented on:
InFamous (PS3): InFamous
In my opinion 7/10 is a generous score for this frustrating pile of turd.
Every enemy is an expert marksman, capable of hitting you right in the medulla from 2 miles away, by time you spot them its bang! Your dead! An endless barrage of bullets
Combat is awful too, you end up climbing and jumping around like some sort of uncontrollable, hairless, great white ape.
Hand to hand combat? The enemies aren't even dumb enough to try that out in this game! Its the equivalent of shoving stick of dynamite up your ass!
The only consistently good power is the lightning bolt, all the others are just fancy fireworks which you don’t need to use.
All this game has achieved is proving that guns beat superpowers.
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May 01, 2009
10:51 AM
chainchomp commented on:
123 games with untapped franchise potential
What did happen to Alisia Dragoon on the mega drive?
It didnt even make it onto the so called ultimate collection.
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March 07, 2009
5:27 PM
chainchomp commented on:
Empire: Total War (PC): Empire: Total War
I got this but i still havent finished dawn of war 2 yet. Cant wait to start playing it.
Good time for PC gaming :)
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February 15, 2009
1:52 PM
chainchomp commented on:
PC Gamer's games of the year
I wouldn't say that any of 2008's PC games were AAA titles. Far cry 2 is pants, Crysis Warhead was better.
Fallout 3 was ok, and for a RPG it is a better fps that far cry 2.
World of warcraft just seems to move sideways and not forward.
But this year looks like it will be better than last with games like dawn of war 2 and hopefully a new half life game.
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February 14, 2009
12:39 PM
chainchomp commented on:
The 10 most pointless videogame subtitles ever
I’m surprised the Castlevania games didn't get a mention with subtitles like 'The Dracula X Chronicles', is the X a 10 or is the game about Dracula’s eX employee or eX - girl/boy friend? Probably because X looks cool.

How about 'Harmony of Dissonance', dissonance has many meanings such as harsh sound, lack of appropriateness or disagreement - which would be a contradiction when used with the word harmony.
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February 13, 2009
3:58 PM
chainchomp commented on:
PC (PC): Get Lara Croft down the data-pipes in super fast time
What a load of rubbish. It keeps failing when i try to download the application, something about the sever being reset.
I think i'll stick with steam, at least its not a complete failure.
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February 07, 2009
5:06 PM
chainchomp commented on:
Exclusive interview with the Lead Designer of Halo Wars
I have to say I was pleasantly suprised at the generous halo wars demo. If i didn't play the demo I might have given this game a miss.
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February 05, 2009
9:50 AM
chainchomp commented on:
R-Type Dimensions (Xbox 360): R-Type Dimensions
Im glad this is out now, been waiting ages for it!
I have soldner-x on ps3, but its too hard. I wish that had infinite lives, good job they put it in this :)
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February 03, 2009
10:51 PM
chainchomp commented on:
Killzone 2 (PS3): Killzone 2
They should have played Butcher Pete song to the knife video.
Interesting that they did a game comparison, I dunno if i liked that part of the review, although it helped imagine how the game will play. And I do agree that it probably wont be as good as gears 2 because third person shooters are usually better on consoles. The PC is still best for fps, but thats not going to stop me buying this on release.
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January 29, 2009
6:39 PM
chainchomp commented on:
10 things you need to know about the FFXIII trailer
I think Dr.Mr.Gamer has a good point, outside of Japan the ff series seems to have gone downhill in sales after ff7. This might be the game to turn things around for the series.
I care about ff enough to buy this, but i'm not very excited about it.
And when i said it doesn't look that good i was referring to the overall package such as character design, use of 'bullet time' and combat. Not just the graphics. My point is I have seen it all before.
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5:46 PM
chainchomp commented on:
10 things you need to know about the FFXIII trailer
It doesn’t look that good anymore and turn based combat is a bit dull and outdated now. Even if it is fast.
I’m looking more forward to the next Star Ocean game on the 360 more than this. I will buy it though.
And I agree with Jbo87 it is very reminiscent of ff7. Probably to please fans and boost sales.
Shame about the PS3 loosing exclusivity to this, I find multi platform games never feel as special.
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January 07, 2009
1:03 PM
chainchomp commented on:
Things gamers don't actually care about
I really dont like the 360 avatars.
Im not a little girl, i dont like dollies.
I find it emabarrassing when people see my avatar when i turn on my 360.
Yes i know i could make the Joker or something but i got better things to do with my time, such as playing games.
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January 06, 2009
8:31 PM
chainchomp commented on:
Killzone 2: What the reviews will say
Review scores dont matter anyway. Too many average/bad games have recieved high scores lately.
Im not going to list them because you know what they are if you have played them.
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January 04, 2009
11:24 PM
chainchomp commented on:
Eight silly ways to amuse yourself in Home
I already did most of that stuff on phantasy star online on the dreamcast.
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11:21 PM
chainchomp commented on:
101 MORE things we've learned from games
I cant resist, i gotta say this one!

-Smash an arcade machine to pieces or table & chairs etc, you may find fruit inside them such as apples, and if your really lucky a roast chicken!

-Apples do not float.
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January 03, 2009
9:49 PM
chainchomp commented on:
101 MORE things we've learned from games
Oh, i got some more.

-You chose what you look like as an adult just before you were born. When you did this you also chose what your farther looks like.

-You are the main character, everyone else is just an npc, they have no real thoughts or feelings, and are completely stupid.

-Men and women are equal in every way, the only difference is in appearance.

-You may have already died. Luckily you reverted to the checkpoint or auto save that occured earlier. You and no one else will remember your death and you will have to go throught the events prior to your death again. This is a curse as well as a blessing.

-A hot girl tells you to bring a bottle of wine and meet her at the old mill before sunset. You arrive late, she is not there.
Do not worry you can meet her the next evening in that very same place because she will keep turning up until you meet her. Infact you could be a month late and she wont complain!

Ok, im going to stop now.
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5:44 PM
chainchomp commented on:
101 MORE things we've learned from games
-The best way to handle stolen goods is to place them on the floor outside the shop you stole them from, then get arrested.
After you have served your sentence return to the stolen goods and pick them up, no one will mind.

-When on the battlefield give your allies the best weapons, they never run out of ammo, and certain allies are invincible, making them an unstoppable killing machine.

-Some people can not be killed, they will only become unconscious instead of dying.

-Thats not blood all over his chips! Its tomato sauce! You big jessie!
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5:25 PM
chainchomp commented on:
101 MORE things we've learned from games
Maps never show the names of locations until you have been there. Also, these same maps have a 'fog' feature on them that clears away once you have explored that area.
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December 18, 2008
7:50 PM
chainchomp commented on:
7 games set up for sequels that never came
They will probably put halo 4 on the next xbox.
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