1 year, 11 months ago New PlayStation Move ad takes shots at Microsoft and Nintendo
Why do people anyways think it's a dildo? I mean, Natal looks like a dildo. (It's a long round hard object too!) How about a pencil! It's in 3rd grade classrooms EVERYWHERE. GET FOX NEWS. WE HAVE A LEVE 5 CRISIS!!!!!!

Guys, stop being immature. I could say the same thing about the Wiimote. Plus the reason why i'm not worrying is that there are baby jesus buttplugs. But you don't see the Catholic church getting up-in-arms about it, now do you?
1 year, 11 months ago Games summed up in 5 words
Garry's Mod: Everything and everything can happen.
2 years, 6 months ago The worst things a gamer can say to their girlfriend
Turn for reality?


OH BOY
2 years, 7 months ago The Top 7... badass old folks
A bunch of people, well really one. Old snake is, like 42 or something? He acts 80, but he is really 40 something.

Also, you forgot Illidan, from warcraft 3. The minimum age he could be at is 10,000.

I wish my grandma was like that Hardcore Granny. :(
2 years, 7 months ago Nintendo's most-failingest peripherals
What about that new nintendo heartattack signal thingy that uses your finger from the controller?

wait, what?
2 years, 7 months ago If video game characters were Pokemon
And where is C. Viper? (or am i overeacting?)

But Kratos would evolve to the God of War, like in the game.
2 years, 7 months ago The Top 7… sexy horses every stud should ride
Me at Agro dying: Oh boy, oh boy. OH BO- FUCKING KID, FUCKI- NOOOO. RUTHLESS KID, learn how to ride a goddamned horse.

But i was on the verge of crying.

Also, what about WoW, other horses? Like the palay's and warlock horse? (or steed to be spoiled)
2 years, 7 months ago How to pretend to play video games like a pro
I lost The Game. That Jenn waiting for her date just led me to it. The fact they were Losing in a Game.....


Anyways, Drives me insane when people pretend to play games like they know how to, so much fail going on.
2 years, 7 months ago Gaming's Most Evil Pranks
@Elbo444: Watch me as i stand next to you and salute with you.
2 years, 8 months ago E3 09: Where are the missing games?
Where was Guild Wars 2?

But was there any PC exclusive games?
And duke nuk...nevermind, that game isn't coming out.
2 years, 8 months ago E3 09: 5 reasons DJ Hero will take Guitar Hero's crown
Ever since Guitar hero proved that nerds could stay a virgin, everyone is following up with it.

Rock band: fake drums, fake vocals.

TH ride: Fake skateboarding

GH:WT: Better fake drums

and finally: Milo, you can see the buffed up brick on the 360, just for that game. Save your 100, and buy 100 bricks, so if someone calls you retarded, you can waste $1, not $100.
2 years, 8 months ago E3 09: Project Trico vs The Last Guardian - a picture comparison
eyes started watering up.
So i paused it.
Looks great.
2 years, 8 months ago E3 09: Why the amazing new demos prove motion control can't work in hardcore gaming
The PS3 controll could add joysticks to it. Then you can look up, down and all around, and have a full feature with some more buttons.

Natals Milo, god i wanna buy a 360 just for that. Abuse the fuck out of the kid, because Microsoft claims that it works like a real kid.

reCaptcha: india Nixon. (He's there?, and only this time)
2 years, 8 months ago E3 09: GamesRadar's E3 2009 awards
The reason why we hate left 4 dead 2 is beacuse it's new crispy overpriced DLC.

They are just like microsoft, they care nothing about the people and expect greatness from those same people. Plus they wring every cent from us, shown by the sequel, which could be new DLC.

And why not on the PS3. It's a zombie state-of-emergency, why fight one tank per level when you and can have 3, 6 hunters, 2 boomers and a smoker dying from lung cancer. Plus non stop zombie carnage. Seems like they are jealous that they were bought in from Microsoft.

That's how L4D2 is bad. (not a flame war on consoles, but the greedy owners)
2 years, 8 months ago TalkRadar 44 – Podcast of HATE
There's a song that plays around the 40 minute mark, what is the name of that song, Please.
2 years, 9 months ago Liberty City: The shocking truth
Well you can't fit everything in 9 GBs
2 years, 9 months ago Gaming’s most memorable epidemics
Oh man, i wonder what WoW would look like if that sever kept the disease going into WotLK, and infected the King himself.

Some should try it :D
2 years, 9 months ago Resident Evil 5: Awkward silence
That ruined the WHOLE game for me.
Should have listened to the alert spoiler alert.
[/sarcasm]

epic
2 years, 9 months ago The best guns in Ratchet & Clank history
the pistols in deadlocked (used properly) were overpowered. I could play endgame on 3 stars and get a perfect score
2 years, 9 months ago Preview promises that didn't deliver
Star wars TFU had to be weakened by the 360 failed processor, and it had to fit on everything. So it could only work on the PS3.
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