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15 amazing photos of Microsoft's Don Mattrick never changing his facial expression |
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asspills: Easily one of the funniest shitting articles Ive r... |
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15 amazing photos of Microsoft's Don Mattrick never changing his facial expression |
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asspills: Shut the fuck up... |
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The Last of Us looks amazing in these new screens - mind you don't dribble on your keyboard |
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asspills: The dude grabbing Ellie in the third screen is the... |
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The Last of Us: What Naughty Dog's sly hints and cryptic clues tell us about the story, gameplay and secret innovations |
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asspills: As much as I would LOVE to have a game do it, I do... |
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High Horse: When did $10 become a “cheap” XBLA/PSN download? |
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asspills: Even though we've all heard way too much about it,... |
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First Last of Us screens are doctored but plausibly gorgeous. Also confirm that Joel is really an old Nathan Drake |
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asspills: Well, -ACTUALLY, judging by Ellies reddish brown h... |
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Resident Evil 6 to take a wrecking ball to fear and tension by way of six-player co-op? Don't panic yet |
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asspills: It's like poorly written Haiku. Also I really rea... |
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Watch the first 18 minutes of Amy right now! |
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asspills: I was cautiously optimistic. Now I'm not. Looks f... |
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BioShock Infinite developer Ken Levine disappointed with Internet for being obsessed with boobs [NSFW] |
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asspills: Hey guys, I heard we were talking about boobs!... |
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Rainbow 6 Patriots preview – the thinking man’s shooter is now the moral man’s shooter |
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asspills: So unbelievably fucking pumped. And something abo... |
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Modern Warfare 3 vs Battlefield 3: The final verdict |
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asspills: I don't know about the original "bad fur day", but... |
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Minecraft sells 4 million copies |
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asspills: I clicked on this article expecting alot more news... |
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Dead Island developer files trademark for possible sequel, "Dead World" |
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asspills: I honestly wouldnt be surprised if this turned out... |
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Grand Theft Auto V: 12 things we can learn from the trailer |
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asspills: Just gonna point out, at the scene with the large ... |
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I Am Alive preview – was our first look worth the wait? |
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asspills: I am now beyond excited for this game. If it's mad... |
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Best Xbox 360 Games |
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asspills: Ace. Gotta say I can't totally disagree with this ... |
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SPONSORED: Assassin's Creed Revelations developer Q&A - new gameplay features |
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asspills: I was hoping for more biting questions like: "In ... |
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Bethesda and Mojang's "Scrolls" lawsuit will go to court |
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TheZigMan: My comment was directed to Online warriors who are... |
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Bethesda and Mojang's "Scrolls" lawsuit will go to court |
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asspills: This has nothing to do with Skyrim. Skyrim will ki... |
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Is there a more exciting way to organise video games than alphabetisation? |
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asspills: I organize them based on how much I play them and ... |
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Battlefield 3 for PS3 gets timed exclusive DLC with Back to Karland map |
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asspills: Wasn't it "Karkand"?... |
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Dead Island ships over 1 million in first week, 360 patch live, first DLC may be delayed in favor of more patches |
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asspills: Why is EVERYONE hating on this game?!? I think its... |
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Dead Island: Pack your budgie smugglers for a video tour of Banoi's hottest properties |
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asspills: Fhackin hilarious!! "EVERYBODYS DEAD!! Haha!"... |
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TGS 2011: Ninja Gaiden 3 online multiplayer announced, plus new trailer and screens |
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asspills: For some reason, hack and slash and 3rd person fig... |
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Inversion hands-on multiplayer preview |
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UserUnknown: I actually really enjoyed Lost Planets multiplayer... |
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Inversion hands-on multiplayer preview |
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asspills: Sounds like Lost Planet or Red Faction. Really goo... |
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Dead Island video - Full Access Playthrough |
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asspills: Actually, you can see the family from the back-war... |
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Watch the Assassin’s Creed Revelations Gamescom demo with developer narration |
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asspills: I really don't see any improvement from Brotherhoo... |
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Minecraft (PC): FortressCraft hits $1 million sales, becomes best-selling Xbox Live Indie game |
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If you guys want a minecraft rip-off on Indie Games, Total Miner Forge is by far the best copy-cat. It's only downfall is that there's no online multiplayer. Though once Minecraft actually comes out for XBLA, I'm buying that shit, day one. |
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Dead Island (Xbox 360): Dead Island goes gold, gets co-op trailer |
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Woah woah woah, around the 57 second mark, they behead a dude who does NOT look like a zombie. Unless it's a zombie with good skin complexion, whose brandishing a pistol aimed at them, I think there might just be a whole new kinda threat hidden in this video. |
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Assassin's Creed Revelations (PC): This time, even Assassin’s Creed Revelations’ multiplayer has a story to unravel |
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I agree with Kachigop. As much as I hate how completely off the deep-end this series has gone since.. well pretty much since AC2, it's still really fun and well researched. They should set the next one in the even more distant past, and have Ezios great grandfather be best buddies with Jesus, and have his 12 apostles all be assassins who each specialize in different weapon types. Except! JUDAS IS A TEMPLAR!! And so is EVERYONE ELSE IN HISTORY!! |
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Assassin's Creed Revelations (PC): Want to kill a games journalist in Assassin’s Creed Revelations? Look for this symbol |
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And the one where the eagle has a very visible erection is the one for press members for Gamesradar, right? |
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Red Dead Redemption (PS3): Red Dead Redemption “Myths and Mavericks” DLC will be free this September |
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That's pretty grand. Although to be honest, i'd be kinda mad if they did charge for this, considering the amount of content. Pre-existing character skins, and pre-existing multiplayer areas. I was livid when I found out the price of the first DLC pack, that came with a handful of multiplayer skins, a few pre-existing map areas that were made compatible with competitive matchmaking games, and a re-tooled version of the throwing knife. |
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Call of Juarez: The Cartel (Xbox 360): Call of Juarez: The Cartel review |
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I'm pumped for this. My favourite bargain bin series. Bound in Blood was actually just a standing leap away from being a really good game. Even if this one falls short of it's much older counterpart, the co op is enough to warrant me spending about $30 on it. |
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Comic-Con Day 3: Photo Diary |
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These pictures and their captions really cheered me up after a bad day. Just awesome! The last one, the darth vader pic and its caption is what did it. As a sign of my gratitude, I shall send you, Mr. Antista, an envelope containing a quart of my blood. It shall arrive in several business days. |
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WTF is Dead Island: Secret Origins?! [SUPER SPONSORED] |
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AS IF! -That is all. |
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GR’s weekend giveaway: Shadows of the Damned |
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XBOX 360 CAPY PLEEZ!!!! Oh god, why do I keep trying these damn things?! |
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Star Wars Galaxies: An Empire Divided (PC): Star Wars Galaxies shutting down on December 15, “galaxy-ending event” planned for final week |
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Star Wars Galaxies players have been jerked around alot. I guess now, they're just being let free. |
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GR’s weekend giveaway: RC battle tank that shoots BBs |
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I have never wanted an RC anything as much as I want this. I've never won a thing in my life. But please let me win this. I WANT IT SO BAD!!!!! |
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Shadows of the Damned (Xbox 360): Shadows of the Damned review |
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I think I might buy this game in place of renting it, -mostly so that the developer gets my dollar. I'll buy it, play it, love it, then be done with it. But this kind of game needs to be supported. |
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Team Fortress 2 (PC): Team Fortress 2 is now FREE-TO-PLAY, “Meet the Medic” short launches |
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HOLY FUCK!!! -... Why the HELL does Valve keep getting griefed by its fan base again!? They are clearly the best greatest group of guys to ever work in this industry. Hyperbole aside... Thank you valve... *Single tear* |
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Operation Flashpoint: Red River (Xbox 360): Operation Flashpoint: Red River review |
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I really really want a realistic title for the consoles. I don't like consoles reputation as a launch-bay for everything too simple-minded for the superior forces of PC gamers. Give us a good, quality, realistic shooter, and I will buy it. And I will play it all the time. The only reason I play Call of Duty is because I don't have any other good options. Except Battlefield, which I do play religiously. It still doesn't scratch that itch though. |
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The Top 7... Loading screens that don't suck quite as hard as loading screens normally do |
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The Darkness. Each one was a monologue from Jackie, furthering the story, explaining backstory, telling a random anecdote, or sometimes, just trying to spin his guns. Until you had seen each one a few too many times, each loading screen was exciting, and really just seemed like part of the game. |
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L.A. Noire (PS3): Nicholson Electroplating DLC trailer reveals explosive disaster on the way for L.A. Noire |
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Rockstar loves us. First DLC out of the box and it's just... awesome looking. and for 320 MS points?!? That is SO reasonable!! Making it the only bit of anything on the xbox marketplace to be priced that way. Rockstar loves us. And I love them. |
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Lord of the Rings: War in the North (PC): E3 2011: Lord of the Rings: War in the North second look: Why aren’t there more co-op RPGs? |
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MMORPG's aren't really Co-Op RPG's. They are by technicality. but they really aren't the same experience. You can work together with other players while leveling up.. but it's not the same experience as... say.. Playing Castle Crashers, and beating up legions of baddies with 3 friends, each one leveling up their favorite skills, each either helping eachother out, or just trying to screw over the other person. MMORPG's tend to be more grind-based, and not as Arcadey as this game seems to be, -which means this game stands as an example in a genre that really isn't very present now-a-days. Also, Every single game that isn't an MMO is a non-subscription game, and I would have to say that they definitely have a market. I get the feeling you play MMO's exclusively. |
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15 amazing photos of Microsoft's Don Mattrick never changing his facial expression