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February 10, 2012
1:27 PM
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15 amazing photos of Microsoft's Don Mattrick never changing his facial expression
c-c-c-combo breaker: Now, if you had posted a phrase like this: 'Excuse...
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8:13 AM
asspills commented on:
15 amazing photos of Microsoft's Don Mattrick never changing his facial expression
asspills: Easily one of the funniest shitting articles Ive r...
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15 amazing photos of Microsoft's Don Mattrick never changing his facial expression
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February 09, 2012
7:04 PM
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The Last of Us looks amazing in these new screens - mind you don't dribble on your keyboard
asspills: The dude grabbing Ellie in the third screen is the...
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February 08, 2012
2:13 PM
asspills now wants Glover (PS1).
2:13 PM
asspills is now playing Glover (N64).
February 07, 2012
10:49 AM
asspills commented on:
The Last of Us: What Naughty Dog's sly hints and cryptic clues tell us about the story, gameplay and secret innovations
asspills: As much as I would LOVE to have a game do it, I do...
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February 04, 2012
2:29 PM
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High Horse: When did $10 become a “cheap” XBLA/PSN download?
asspills: Even though we've all heard way too much about it,...
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February 03, 2012
8:12 AM
asspills commented on:
First Last of Us screens are doctored but plausibly gorgeous. Also confirm that Joel is really an old Nathan Drake
asspills: Well, -ACTUALLY, judging by Ellies reddish brown h...
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January 23, 2012
12:05 PM
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Resident Evil 6 to take a wrecking ball to fear and tension by way of six-player co-op? Don't panic yet
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4 days, 23 hours ago 15 amazing photos of Microsoft's Don Mattrick never changing his facial expression
Easily one of the funniest shitting articles Ive read on here!! DO MORE SHIT LIKE THIS!!! NOT EVERY ARTICLE HAS TO BE GAME NEWS OR TOP 7s!!

They dont even need a premise!
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4 days, 23 hours ago 15 amazing photos of Microsoft's Don Mattrick never changing his facial expression
Shut the fuck up
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5 days, 12 hours ago The Last of Us looks amazing in these new screens - mind you don't dribble on your keyboard
The dude grabbing Ellie in the third screen is the same dude from the second last photo getting curb stomped off of Ellie.

Either this is part of a mission where you have to save her from the douche, or they just only have a couple finished raider models.
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1 week ago The Last of Us: What Naughty Dog's sly hints and cryptic clues tell us about the story, gameplay and secret innovations
As much as I would LOVE to have a game do it, I doubt this will have dynamic character transformation of Ellie through gameplay. At least not in a complex sense. Maybe as a Kid, neutral, and Killer slide bar.

I dont question that Naughty Dog is capable, its just that they have so much on their plate. Even if they were planning this as a central feature, it might get cut in favor of fleshing out the rest of the game.
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1 week, 3 days ago High Horse: When did $10 become a “cheap” XBLA/PSN download?
Even though we've all heard way too much about it, The biggest villain in this price fiasco is DLC.

Nevermind having to shell out 20 bucks for an arcade game of limited content, I'm paying more for 3 Call of Duty maps than I am for the entirety of Battlefield 1943, an entire (albeit multiplayer only) game, that comes with 4 MASSIVE maps.

I used to be able to get Gears of War and Halo map packs for free. At worst I'd have to wait a couple weeks.
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1 week, 4 days ago First Last of Us screens are doctored but plausibly gorgeous. Also confirm that Joel is really an old Nathan Drake
Well, -ACTUALLY, judging by Ellies reddish brown hair and complexion, I would say she suffers from a rare and almost unnoticable condition which causes her to look very slightly older than she actually is when in her toddler years, causing me to believe that she is 11 and a half, roughly, NOT 12, nor 14. This condition also causes her to look like Ellen Paige. It's a weird condition.

A further note: I don't understand jokes and precise measurements get me rock hard.
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1 month ago Watch the first 18 minutes of Amy right now!
I was cautiously optimistic. Now I'm not.

Looks far too slow-paced and sluggish. To say nothing of the shit combat and dissolving bad guys. And the backtracking. and TERRIBLE voice acting.
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1 month, 1 week ago BioShock Infinite developer Ken Levine disappointed with Internet for being obsessed with boobs [NSFW]
Hey guys, I heard we were talking about boobs!
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2 months, 2 weeks ago Rainbow 6 Patriots preview – the thinking man’s shooter is now the moral man’s shooter
So unbelievably fucking pumped.

And something about customization sets my boner alight. I still play Vegas 2, and its mostly because of the character creator.

-Can I request bringing back short-sleeve shirt as an option again? I loved dressing my dude up as a civilian, and using just a pistol and trying to surrender. -Oh! And being able to talk to the enemy team when close.
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2 months, 4 weeks ago Modern Warfare 3 vs Battlefield 3: The final verdict
I don't know about the original "bad fur day", but with Live and Reloaded, it took the class based gameplay, objective capture, assisted by a slew of vehicles gameplay from the Battlefield series. But with more katana wielding cyborgs and miniguns... Oh, and bears.
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