my new year's resolutions

I pledge (or should I say PLEDGED) to not be tricked into signing up for a website just to win free swag, even if i have been a fan for a long time. (you tricky bastards).

For that, i would like to win the South Park DVD.

I pledge to not let my life be further consumed by the televisual crack that is Lost. Since I already lost one resolution, might as well lose two. (anyone catch that subtle "lost" play on words? anyone?)

For that, I would like Lost. (seriously, check out that play on words above)

I pledge to destroy inane pun-stealing movies in the fires of hell/my BBQ/a BIC lighter.

For that, I NEED Disaster Movie. (A phrase that should never ever ever be repeated by anyone)

Happy new year, GR.