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5 days 13 hours ago on Cheat on your console
It's like I told them. I'm not a "fan." I'm a "connoisseur."

I swear, I'd buy a PS3 just to play Heavy Rain. I love Quantic Dream.
7 days 19 hours ago on The best fake video game movies you'll never see
Beyond Good & Evil Dead

America's Army of Darkness

I am Legend of Zelda

Flashdance Dance Revolution

GTA: Vice City of Angels

Twilight Princess Bride

Tomb Raider Underworld Evolution
8 days 15 hours ago on Sam & Max Beyond Time and Space (Xbox 360): Sam & Max Beyond Time and Space
Thus far it's out on PC, hardcopy and download (from Telltalegames.com and Steam) and XBL. It has not yet been announced for Wii. I'm still waiting. They've been a little slow with the Monkey Island episodes too.
11 days 20 hours ago on Band Hero (DS): Band Hero
Okay, one thing I've been trying to confirm which NO review has really brought to light: compatibility.

Obviously, the guitar peripheral isn't going to work; we know. But since the drum set isn't really needed, and the mic is built into the damn system in the first place, you should TECHNICALLY be able to play this thing on the DSi. Right?
15 days 22 hours ago on Nintendo DS: The first five years
Personally, I think the DSi XL should be treated like a new color. It's just a DSi, only BIGGER! So if you already have one, don't sweat it. I don't see it as a new system (or even a new version).

I just hope it doesn't kill some great game launch like the DSi did last year (RIP, GTA:Chinatown).
16 days 22 hours ago on Luigi: A life in the shadows
I've been waiting for those! And evil Peach and Daisy! Until you think about how much of a filler Waluigi really is. He only shows up in the mulitplayer/party games (and portable minigames) and then only as a filler. Pathetic.

Wario, on the other hand, has been pretty popular, and has gone from villain to psuedohero. I think he's another one Luigi's problems. Just when he was getting out of Mario's shadow, BOOM! Here come's Wario!
19 days 12 hours ago on Fanboys: 8 reasons why they deserve some respect
You have to admit. As much as we fight for connoisseurship, we tend to fall back on our fanboyness at times. It's what we do!

But actually, it also tends to over-accentuate the problems of the consoles. I mean, do we ever hear about anything other than the 360's RROD rate, or PSN's crap, or the Wii's shovelware? Whatever happened to the good stuff?
27 days 14 hours ago on The Top 7… Tasteful game heroines
Not bad at all! Have to love Samus and can't beat Alyx!

But you have to apologize to Lara. She deserves a place on the list. Considering she was one the first memorable heroines, she's been the victim of more nude patches than anyone else. It's not the creators, or her reinventors who've made her "distasteful." In, and of herself, she always has been. Give her another chance.
29 days 17 hours ago on Characters we wish we knew LESS about
Oh, great. Shadow Ryu. "Hey, I got a great idea: let's dunk the main character in ink and make you fight him before the main boss guy!"

LOL! Love you guys!
1 month 1 day ago on Doc Louis's Punch-Out!!
I got the hat.

Preferably, I would have gone with the calendar. At least THAT I could have used. As a platinum member, I should have had a choice of gold too.
1 month 2 days ago on Top 5 biggest rip-offs on the Wii
Motion capture NOTHING! Ha! I can't wait to see how bad Project Natal and Sony's "magic wand" thing flop and everybody goes back to classic controllers.

You know what REALLY made the Wiimote any success at all? THE CURSER! Point and Click! The same action every PC has survived off of for the last 20 years (which I might add has been a bit lacking on the major consoles). Not the Wiimote Waggle.
1 month 2 days ago on The Top 7… Things we hate about sports games
Top things I hate about sports games:

1. Sports
2. ...nah, I think that pretty much covers it.
1 month 8 days ago on The Top 7... Scariest games you've never played
Oh Man! I gotta get a hold of some of these!
Although Path and Haunted House are available (and yes I have played them) on Gametap.
1 month 12 days ago on Game characters that deserved to die
Congrats, dead guys! You all deserve a Darwin Award!
1 month 14 days ago on 18 awesome games that died at retail
You want to know why Chinatown died? Three words:

Dee Ess Eye!

Software sales always slump in lew of major hardware release. The DSi killed a lot of great games early this year. And of course, Rockstar saw it coming.

"Hey, I know how to shut all those Nintendo fans up: let's release our long-anticipated DS title right before a major system! That way, it'll flop, and we can complain about how awful Nintendo is, and we won't have to develop for them again! I mean, who wants a Nintendo fan for a buyer, anyway?"
2 months 22 days ago on Why the Dreamcast was different
Yeah, the DC was really last gen (PS2/Xbox era), above and beyond N64/PS1.

Sega just gave up too early.
3 months 2 days ago on Game names that could mean something else completely
Oh oh! Let me try:

The Conduit: the electrician sim!

House of the Dead: From Duke Nukem to John Romero, we've got all your has-beens!

Madworld: Anger Management MMO!

Metroid Prime: the Subway sim!
3 months 6 days ago on Disney buys Marvel: who benefits?
Actually, I nearly missed the biggest news of the day. I passed it browsing through Yahoo, and then, of course here.

Hey! Only when it's on Gaming News does it matter.
3 months 17 days ago on 12 things you didn't know about the PS3 Slim
It has a beautiful logo? Cute standby light? Games advertised on the box?

Looks like you guys are grasping at straws there.

But seriously, now that Sony FINALLY put out an affordable PS3, I should be able to pick one up.
3 months 29 days ago on The worst things a gamer can say to their girlfriend
Or worse you have a girl who WANTS to play games with you. I do. And guess what? They're ALWAYS those crappy Wii shovelware!

"Honey, when are we going to play another game together? I want to do some bowling."
"Sure, babe. Just after this [Conduit] level is over."