Not to mention 90% of these movies have their game knock-offs anyways...

If there's one thing I hate about Okami, it's that fact that GR won't STFU about people not F@3$ing buying it!! ALRIGHT! I F*@#ing bought it already! Does that make you happy?! YES! IT'S AN AWESOME GAME! GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME! NOW STFU!

Moranis ain't comin' back and I can't say I blame him. I wouldn't, always being type-cast as the dork. Not nerd, dork. Nerds are cool; dorks just don't get it.

Poor Rick. I certainly wouldn't want to be in his shoes. He just wouldn't fit for Gordon. We need someone new and fresh (Gordon's 27, for godsakes), no one over 35. A gamer who knows and understands HL. Geeky, yet tough: McGyver-ish. And DOG would be CGI, duh.

Step 10: Don't forget the Extras! Now the game's finished, you've watched the credits, and you're back at the main menu! Hey! Keep going, by exploring all the crappy drawings of your favorite characters you've been staring at for the last god-knows-how-many hours (if you've followed these steps) now in concept form! Watch that trailer that made you buy this game in the first place. AGAIN! See all those posters that Gamestop had hung up all over the place, just as if you never saw them before! Just pretend, okay?

1. A new SANDBOX from Quantic Dream.
Cause I liked Omikron better than Indigo or Heavy Rain.

2.GTA V: Screw London. Go back to San Andreas!

3.Anything interesting with the Vitality Sensor: Bio-feedback is becoming increasingly popular on PC and other electronics, but Nintendo has yet to convince its fans.

4.PSP-3D: This is really the test to see if Nintendo's competitors are really able to keep up this time.

5.The Super Wii: Announcing now, by the time it's released in a year or two, the cycle will be over. Fully backward compatible, HD graphics, 120 Gig hard drive, etc., this will have gamers screaming for the next generation!

Sam & Max! A simple, multi-platformer, point-n-click, puzzle-adventure.

And THE funniest game I have EVER played. Hands down. You will die laughing, no exaggeration. Well, maybe a little (you won't DIE, hopefully).

Out now on PC, XBL, Wii, and coming soon for PS3 and Mac!

There's no way to judge this until I see a solid demo in my hand. Actually, I've seen TV screens use 3D without the need for glasses, which is why I hate the new ones hitting stores (I don't blame theatres, though).

It's about time we see a successor to the DS. It was great, but that was 6 years ago. Cycle's over. Next phase please. 3D or no 3D, I want the next line.

Justin, I can understand his enthusiasm, but I'll still wait until I see how this turns out.

Dave's still Wii-bashing. Even trying to bring up some good points, it's the basis of his argument, so it all falls apart. Sorry.

You might as well say the Power Glove is a Proto-PS Move or Project Natal. Keep in mind who's following in Nintendo's footsteps. If the 3DS works out, how long until we see a PSP-3D

Well, Link doesn't need to talk. Trust me, that's going to get annoying fast. But the rest of the cast should! I'm tired of reading text! For godsake it's 2010! We're past the 16-bit era!

These are hilarious! Not the games, themselves, I think they're offensive, revolting, and downright insulting to the intelligence. No, I mean the idea that anyone would want to make them, let alone play them!

AMEN! I just got an iPod, and after trying to play a 5-star rated (everyone said they loved it) FPS for, yes, over an hour, I couldn't take it!
Why? How did everyone love this? Buggy controls, fingerprints (clean screens make your thumbs stick, no pun intended), and an "if it breaths, kill it" plot. Reminds me why I love my DS.

It's so big, when Mario climbed the flagpole, his ears popped!

...Link needed an oxygen tank for Death Mountain.

...Samus joined Jenny Craig's.

Yep. Actually, it was a toss-up between Lego Indy and Panda King- excuse me, Kung Fu Panda, since the two-game disc was bundled with the 360.

Niko and Mario don't look half bad. But GOD GORDON! LOOSE THE BEARD IF YOU TAKE OFF THE MUSTACHE!!!

I can't stand that! Beards without mustaches! Never made any sense to me. He looks retarded. And I don't mean that in an insulting way; he looks mentally handicapped, like he just lost 150 IQ points!

Poor Cuchulainn...
Kiss me, I'm Ir-HELL F@#@#%ING NO!!!!

It's sad to see that it's ookaaay for racist stereotypes as long as we're white Europeans. Hey we deserve it right? RIGHT?

When I bought Indigo Prophecy, everyone said to pick up the Strategy Guide, "You'll need it." So I did; I beat the game, and I still haven't opened the book. Considering how long it took to make the game (6 years) I was expecting more.

Dragon's Lair: Just released on DSiWare. Not a 5 star game, but a must have for ANY historian!

That's not cheating! That's what these things were made for!

I didn't get HG or SS, but I'll remember that the next time I get a Pedometer challenge. It's all well and good! Oorah guys!

Whoa...It's like...it's like...and yet it moves...meets...boy and his blob....meets...oh I can't describe it. You have my total attention now.

Donkey Kong Country: little monkey can't f***ing fight.

Donkey Kong Country II: little monkey can't f***ing fly.

Donkey Kong Country III: gotta save little monkey's ass.

AHHH! You got me! And I was so certain I had the answer too!

Good one!

AM I EXCITED ENOUGH YET?!!! When oh when oh when?! I can't wait!