Sorry David, pretentious was too powerful a word. Cynical will do nicely. I hope you you are not offended by that. I would not imagine so, if your articles are anything to account for.
However, I will maintain the thought process of "He's entitled to his opinion" to "I'll fight him" is very strange.
The length of the review might not be appropriate for a website, but judging by PSM3 UK next to his name, the review is likely ported from a magazine, and is proper length for a little side-column thing. The game is rather insignificant.
My eyes actually widened reading that, anal probe strap-line. I must be the only person who thought Operation: Anchorage was really cool, however. Maybe those bizarre ideas I have will apply here.
Evolution does not entail a creature adapting to its environment, but actually growing limbs and defensive mechanisms because it looks cool. Also, the development of these faculties in the new generation will also effect the old generations.