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12 days 20 hours ago on Assassin's Creed II – Feathers and treasure chests guide
Mr. Reparaz, you are a prince. I'll definitely be using this. Will you be able to pick this stuff up after the initial playthrough?

Captcha: squire Rolls-Royces (ha)
13 days 13 hours ago on Assassin's Creed II (PS3): Assassin's Creed II
The accents can definitely get dumb. I just met up with Ezio's uncle and had a big fat LOL when he said "Eets-a-me, Mario!"
1 month 17 days ago on Video game propaganda posters you've never seen before
These are awesome, great work!
1 month 19 days ago on PixelJunk Monsters Deluxe (PSP): PixelJunk Monsters Deluxe
@mrandydixon

No, my point is that it's a pretty standard tower defense game, and any nuances can be easily picked up by going to YouTube or GameTrailers and looking at gameplay videos.

You can't always expect super-in-depth reviews from anyone, especially a downloadable game. Sometimes you gotta roll up the sleeves and pick up the slack yourself.
1 month 19 days ago on PixelJunk Monsters Deluxe (PSP): PixelJunk Monsters Deluxe
It's a tower defense game... how deep of a review do people need? Whether they're any good or not is the biggest difference. Look up some videos if you need more; just because it's the "official website of the Internet" doesn't mean it's the only one. ;)
1 month 24 days ago on 6 things about games that aren't true
Fun Fact! Red Sox legend Ted Williams is also, erm, "chillin'" at Alcor.
2 months 1 day ago on Absolutely terrifying 'sexy' images of 8-bit 'babes'
GamesRadar fight! US writers, I choose YOU!

Seriously, tho, this was hilarious. Cundy is my fave UK writer (tho they're all pretty funny).
2 months 2 days ago on The best handheld conversions of all time
Great article. I loved THPS2 on GBA, it was great when I couldn't get my fix on my PSX. I still have it lying around somewhere...
2 months 7 days ago on The most sick, morally questionable Achievements and Trophies
Haha, loved the Stranglehold achievement. Good work as always, Mr. Cundy.
2 months 7 days ago on The best and worst of Mickey Mouse
I had the GBC version of the Bugs ripoff, but I had no idea. What a fucking terrible game.
2 months 9 days ago on Uncharted 2 Treasure Guide
Still no date for the EU release?
2 months 15 days ago on Keyboard Cat plays off videogames
Why can't I watch some of them? Some just show a blank black screen and say ADVERTISMENT where the progress should be, with nothing happening.
2 months 16 days ago on Scribblenauts (DS): Scribblenauts
I'm a patient gamer and love creative engineering, so I'm hoping you're right. Gonna pick the game up within a couple of hours.
2 months 20 days ago on Cast your vote in the 2009 Golden Joystick Awards
Someone care to explain why games from as early as April 2008 on here?
2 months 21 days ago on What's the story with Sonic the Hedgehog 2010?
@Necron Not sure how you'd remake a 3D game into a 2D one?
2 months 21 days ago on Why the Dreamcast was different
Which TDar did someone mention that they wanted RC Pro Am (or that type of game) to make a comeback? Well, how's 'bout they do that with a new Dreamcast game coming next month?

http://www.redspotgames.com/rush-rush-rally-racing-official-annoucement/
2 months 21 days ago on How to make a game that’ll sell a million copies
Any article or column that can shoehorn in a reference to Mrs. Doubtfire is alright by me.
2 months 21 days ago on What's the story with Sonic the Hedgehog 2010?
This better happen the right way, or someone at Sega's getting their scrotum stomped.
2 months 21 days ago on 26 hilariously painful crashes of Trials HD
I love this game until I try playing the harder tracks... still haven't passed the last track on Hard- turns out there's a fault limit of 500. :(

recaptch: bangs DAVID (lolwut)
2 months 22 days ago on A tribute to the Dreamcast VMU
Man, those guys at the Dreamcast Junkyard take themselves a little too seriously. Fun article, though I was never cool enough to have an games loaded on my VMUs. :(
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5 days 22 hours ago on Best of the Black Friday deals
I just figured the few PC titles weren't worth mentioning since they're already dirt cheap, and were pretty much ignored by retailers across the board.

Plus, I was trying to weigh the overall value all of the discounts:
-$30 Console game > -$5 PC game
6 days 23 hours ago on Assassin's Creed II – Feathers and treasure chests guide
@superjw701: Thanks for pointing those out. I fixed them, and just to be on the safe side double-checked all the feathers against their respective maps. I found that the map for CR5 was also wrong and, more embarrassingly, the location of SP3 was wrong on the large map. I've updated the small map images for Venice and the San Polo district, but the large ones will take a little longer.

I'd like to thank everyone for their patience and apologize for any inconvenience this has caused. Thanks also to iahtebrandon and superjw701 for pointing out specific errors - that was a big help.
7 days 17 hours ago on Assassin's Creed II – Feathers and treasure chests guide
@iahtebrandon: You're absolutely right; thanks for pointing out the errors. Regrettably, these things sometimes happen when we're working with lots of similarly named, similar-looking images, but I've updated SP7, CS3 and CS7 with the correct map images. If you (or anyone else) see any other errors, please leave a comment or message me directly.

Thanks!
7 days 18 hours ago on The Top 7... Ridiculous in-game vehicles
Buttercup?! I thought we turned you into delicious, delicious glue!
8 days 1 hour ago on Assassin's Creed II – Glyphs and statuettes guide - Modified by Moderator
@newbie1511: Thanks for pointing that out. I'll check the video again today; it's possible I marked something down wrong, and if I did, then I'll post a fix.

EDIT: I found the problem - the fourth step (move the fifth and first rings right 5 times) should actually be to move them LEFT five times. Sorry about that. I'll change it in the text. Hope that's not too late to help.
10 days 23 hours ago on Assassin's Creed II – Feathers and treasure chests guide - Modified by Moderator
@skullkap: You're not looking hard enough. It's out there.

ALSO: Try checking your DNA status from the pause menu. It'll at least tell you which city that missing feather is in.
12 days 49 minutes ago on Assassin's Creed II – Feathers and treasure chests guide
@raist: I think that one becomes accessible when you renovate the mines. The entrance is on the north side of the outer walls, behind where the villa is.

@lnksmartt: We're working on it. Our hidden-glyphs guide, with puzzle solutions, should be up tomorrow. Your patience is appreciated.
12 days 1 hour ago on Assassin's Creed II
@rikimaru2: (From Dictionary.com)

Wail –verb (used without object)
1. to utter a prolonged, inarticulate, mournful cry, usually high-pitched or clear-sounding, as in grief or suffering: to wail with pain.
2. to make mournful sounds, as music or the wind.
3. to lament or mourn bitterly.
4. Jazz. to perform exceptionally well.
5. Slang. to express emotion musically or verbally in an exciting, satisfying way.

Whale - v. tr.
To strike or hit repeatedly and forcefully; thrash.
v. intr.
To attack vehemently: The poet whaled away at the critics.

If I may be so bold: WIKIPARAZ'D!
12 days 19 hours ago on Assassin's Creed II – Feathers and treasure chests guide
Quick note - although it says "videos" in the intro, those aren't quite ready yet. We should have them up sometime later this afternoon, though.
12 days 20 hours ago on Assassin's Creed II – Feathers and treasure chests guide
@WonsAuto: Yes. You can roam freely once you've finished the game.

@lucashintz: Prego.